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I like anime boys

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[tooiconic]

I'm am DECEASED lol

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

What're you gonna do? Call them?" 💀💀

[palmsforammunition]

Ok I’m so out of the game with talking to boys I feel like a virgin

[miridai]

[gay-irl]

gay⁉️irl

[garashir]

legends only

[existentialcrying]

[cyphertaehyungie]

his side profile 🥺🥺🥺

[altgirlll]

❤️ ALTGIRL IG

[blackholescenery]

[wingstumpscars-deactivated20201]

[palmsforammunition]

Ughuhhuhhd I redownloaded tinder out of boredom and I just saw my exs brother on there and now I’m anxious af bc we didn’t break up v long ago and I don’t want to look mad disrespectful so I hid my profile and I’m just gonna hope he didn’t see mine yet and tell him

[perrfectly]

[uptional]

[dailyladylyrics]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[pinkflamingllama]

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

[biandaceunite]

[secifosseluce]

as much as the concept of Jesus being a fairly normal lad has its charms, im personally very intrigued by the idea of him being just… extremely weird. not even in a mystical sense, just…….staggeringly BIZZARRE. 

you go to the well to get some water, and here’s Miriam’s boy, staring at the sky, completely still. his expression is unreadable. you hazard a hello and ask how he’s doing, and he slowly, unblinkingly, lowers his gaze on you (he’s 8 and is missing his frontal teeth, not that this is making you any less uncomfortable) and says “I cannot speak of the state of my being, Nathan son of Saul, my brother, but rejoice for the water you shall take today will be as pure as the soul of the children of Heaven”

…you start sweating

[secifosseluce]

normal person in 1st century Nazareth: making my way downtown, walking fast

*sees J boy, 8 yo, staring at you from across the street*

normal person: walking faster 

[secifosseluce]

even funnier, the only person 100% on board with his Prophetic Kid Talk is his mother Miriam, an otherwise placid, absolutely normal woman around 25 or so

kid JC, coming home at twilight, a single white dove following him and chirping with weirdly human-like precision:

 moth̫́er,̦͌ ̮̉i h͙̉av͔̽e ͓͗b̘̃r̞̓o̮͘u̲̒gh̟͒t̺́ you a do̗͐ṽ͙e̢͘ ͈̾m͒͢a͈̽dē̝ ỏ̘f ͈̓c̆͜l͔̂aỷ͇ aṋ̑d̳̿ g͢͞i̹̾fted̖͡ ̻͐it ͓͂w̖̿it̎͜h t̥̃h͙͒e ̨̒m̧̂i̡̍ŗ͒â̫cḷ̔è̤ ̛̻of̞̅ l̘̈i̛̦fè̳

Miriam: ! that’s my little boy :) now let’s go get ready for dinner :) 

her husband Yosef, a carpenter who only marginally got signed up for this: 

[bargains-by-duckface]

This post is so Christian, but it’s the spicy kind of Christian that gets you murdered by other Christians for heresy, so I’m torn.

[secifosseluce]

literally biggest form of compliment i’ve ever gotten