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When I'm lowk tryna act nonchalant while dying but then my arch nemesis (Wich I'm hallucinating) tells me my gay situationship whose wife shot me is gonna grieve my death so I lowk lock in and live

90s-kid-sad-adult

frigid bitch

groovysarity

vamprisms

i love how autocorrect used to be a helpful tool for when i made a typo and now it just replaces whole words that already made sense in my sentence with words it thinks i want to say. don't interrupt spaghetti again How does grandma turn you off

cannibalings

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

inkjie

in which murderbot is a very normal terracotta soldier and ART the dragon spirit of a chinese junk who dwells in the ship's keel. they meet in the ming dynasty perhaps, when ppl are sailing places extra willy-nilly.

*Nüwa is the mother goddess in chinese mythology, known for creating humanity from yellow clay and repairing the sky.

thank you @mutualrapport for hosting the event! original prompt below.

[drawn for the prompt: an AU of ART and MB's first meeting and conversation - e.g. another look at their first meeting from a fantasy, historical, or (non-canon) sci-fi lens! Any perspective is fine. The only constraint is that it cannot be set in the canon universe. Any visibly non-canon AU- fantasy, human, historical, etc. - anything goes!]

incorrectx-menquotes

Mystique, in disguise as an attractive young women: Let me revert to my true form.

Deadpool: MILF. Even better

bimmyjimmy

I FORGOT IT WAS BIMMY APPRECIATION DAY

QUICK! APPRECIATE HIM

fluentisonus

sometimes you're genuinely interested in fictional hets but the fan conception of their getting together is so dire & scary [heterosexually married with babies etc] that you genuinely start to feel it would be a happier ending to you if they just died in each other's arms instead

fluentisonus

[about a fictional man i really like & even think is good with the woman in question] i need to kill him before he can get her pregnant

elucubrare

new metric for whether or not i find the supposed closeness of a fictional relationship convincing: do i think they know each other's starbucks orders

hypokeimena

#yeah yeah you'd move the stars for them. do you know one (1) fact about them.

ahsoka-in-a-hood

No one is brave enough to depict the clones without balls

ahsoka-in-a-hood

everyone loves their whump-maxxed kamino where children are ground up for dropping a plate or sneezing but no one wants think about the common practice of castration

phoenixyfriend

LOCATED A NERD WHO KNOWS THINGS. Per @sroloc--elbisivni, @the-lunar-system, @nyansense-the-nyanbinary

ahsoka-in-a-hood

isn't it amazing how if you google right now if castration is bad for your cat, or your sheep, or your horse, you'll get a bunch of results assuring you that it will even lengthen their lifespan, but it's known to be very bad for humans? I find that absolutely fascinating

phoenixyfriend

featuring @azzandra and @ms-sugar-pink, who killed me with this exchange

pokidokieships

Zutara Week Day 4: Visions

AU where everything is the same except Zuko is plagued with visions of a certain waterbender way before meeting her 💭 @zutaraweek

radgepacket-deactivated20241030

big day today

buryymeinblack

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

buryymeinblack

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

kylieminvogue

"LEGALLY BLONDE" 2001, dir. Robert Luketic

end0skeletal

Russian deep sea fisherman becomes online hit after revealing bizarre catches

1. Frilled Shark 2. Unidentified, possibly a stoplight loosejaw, a deep-sea dragonfish from the genus Malacosteus 3. Ghost Shark 4. Black Scabbardfish 5. Sea Spider 6. Grenadier or Rattail Fish 7. Unidentified 8. Anglerfish, species unidentified 9. Unidentified 10. Ray, species unidentified