Pancake

I am just a pancake running a blog about things.. She/They/He my friend's favorite genderfluid asexual

[kittyote]

when youre aromantic you still get dead wife flashbacks but its just about that really fucking good sandwich you ate last week

[gnar-slabdash]

[yeehawpim]

a comic about fix-it fanfics

[strangegoingson]

[important-cat-pics]

[the-quasar-hero]

Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

[the-quasar-hero]

S-should I run @saintemry 😨?

[saintemry]

i think you’d better 😰 ohhh shit here they come

🐎🐎🐎

[the-quasar-hero]

Oh no 😨 I havta get to my mother, my father, my children, my sisters and brothers quickly 🏃🏿‍♂️

[bread-making-vikings]

Dude you left all your love and your longing behind, tidy up after yourself please

[the-quasar-hero]

Can I carry it with me? I want to survive 🥺

[waterandsilver]

if you have to rely on specific scripts or turns of phrase to socialise that's totally fine, but you must NOT reveal them to your friends while slightly drunk. it's like showing how the magic trick works, you can't do it in front of them afterwards

[goldengirlssaywhat]

📺 The Golden Girls (1988)

[json-derulo]

it pains me to say it but the more people talk shit about the women who wear those shorts/leggings with the weird butt seam that looks like it gives you a terminal wedgie, the more compelled I feel to take the women’s side

[json-derulo]

ohhhhhh my godddddddd you saw someone wearing really tight revealing pants in public? should we throw a party? should we invite goody proctor

[json-derulo]

and while we’re at it, I’m done worrying about cameltoe. I don’t have time to be pulling and tugging at my clothes all day. if you can see the outline of my pussy you should say thank you and go about your business

[json-derulo]

SAME WITH NIPPLES!!!!

[json-derulo]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

haven't seen anyone say it yet so I will: a lot of what's portrayed as "girlhood" on social media is actually just having parents with money. and people act as if being raised like that is a girl experience. i've never had my dads credit card I don't even know where that guy is rn

[starartist]

Zutara week day 1- Dreams

This dream keeps repeating itself to Zuko. And there is a small glimmer of hope that this is not just a dream but a prophecy of love yet to come. 💕💫🌸

By @starartist for @zutaraweek 🫶

[fullmetalfisting]

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

[elmyraerased]

[omoiyue]

day 1: dreams @zutaraweek

wowza my first time participating in a ship week eeeeee

[gayvampyr]

no offense but you guys need to learn the difference between someone implying their experience is universal and a post simply just not being about you

[scienced-deactivated20250710]

[blended-ice]

On a stroll

[yugiohz]

"is supernatural good gay television" idk about that "is supernatural romantic" yesssssssssss

[yugiohz]

"it's never too late to start all over again" about your best friend who came back from the dead from a place that not even god has any power over

[yugiohz]

heaven and hell weren't enough surviving purgatory together wasn't enough they had to invent another dimensional layer to make dean lose cas they had to invent new forms of transformative love to give dean his buddy back

[aloedadragon]

I love thinking about Eva Stratt pirating the entire internet. Girl did you figure out how to do that yourself. Fucking amazing. Did you approach some poor government official and force them to do it. That’s fucking wonderful.

[bamfspock]

Bosses and Coworkers: you've got a great work ethic, going above and beyond

Me: I am literally just doing my job. Everyone else is slacking off.

Everyone Else: (magically knows somehow the secret amounts of work the boss is actually asking of them, which the boss cannot tell anyone for Reasons)

[bamfspock]

There always seems to be a gap in instructions (from bosses, parents, teachers, friends, whoever) between 'required' and 'expected', and this gap is:

invisible

never explained

always a different size

you have to guess the size

if you guess wrong you either get Praised or In Trouble

[bamfspock]

At least on 'the price is right' you know (because someone *actually told you*) that you are playing a guessing game and that there is an over/under mechanic and that the conquence of guessing wrong isn't a punishment or damaged relationship or getting fired

[bamfspock]

On an unrelated note my psychiatrist has given me a referal for a formal ASD evaluation

[bamfspock]

This post is about the neurodivergent frustration of having to deal with neurotypical authority figures who don't say what they mean but I love the pro-union labor-rights energy I'm seeing in the notes