Pancake

I am just a pancake running a blog about things.. She/They/He my friend's favorite genderfluid asexual

[mayahart]

THE GOOD PLACE 3.12 — Pandemonium

[hyenabrained]

they would

[whereareyourightnow]

So if you said, "we should be able to break our promises without any repercussions" someone would veto that rule

[animentality]

[horreurscopes]

hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

[topazlight]

of course bro opening up about your lack of knowledge and asking questions is the only way to fill in that fundamental gap

[sanlorenzoherald]

good morning

[sztupy]

[thatlittleegyptologist]

You’ll need the link!

Who wants to help Cards Against Humanity f*** with Elon Musk?

We got Musk off our land. Let's build a monument to remind him he's a sad little b**** with no friends.

[thedreamthieves]

please.

[smokeydabear420422]

[important-cat-pics]

[bugwolfsstuff]

'WHAT MATTERS ISNT IF PEOPLE ARE GOOD OR BAD, WHAT MATTERS IS IF THEY ARE TRYING TO BE BETTER TODAY THAN THEY WERE YESTERDAY'

'PEOPLE IMPROVE WHEN THEY ARE GIVEN EXTERNAL LOVE AND SUPPORT. HOW CAN WE HOLD IT AGAINST THEM WHEN THEY DONT?'

TWO OF THE BEST LINES IN ALL MEDIA FUCK YEAH

[filmtvtoday]

LEGALLY BLONDE (2001) dir. Robert Luketic

[prokopetz]

Worldbuilding exercise #137: imagining how answers regarding mildly obscure trivia about your setting's culture, geopolitics, and history would be phrased on a hypothetical episode of Celebrity Jeopardy (which for the purpose of this exercise exists in that world in precisely the same form as it does in ours).

[cappadocius]

[cock-holliday]

so so crazy to hear the conversation in the US about "if employees get 1 or god forbid two whole weeks of vacation they will all drop their jobs and leave forever" when all my european friends have jobs with like 3+ week minimum vacation time. Some as many as 6. I know of people with 8 weeks of vacation because they're past a certain age.

"is 10 days of vacation time too much" jump off a fuckin bridge you hack journalist

[filyahehh]

smartest cat ever!

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

[is-this-fascism]

its funny to me how warmups for instruments generally sound nice and pretty. like just basic scales or chords. the exercises i do on my guitar could be mistaken for actual music at times.

and then vocal warmups are shit like. bark like a seal. grunt like a thwomp from mario 64. now sing the melody but instead of the lyrics youre saying 'moo moo mee mee mah mah' even the scales you gotta moo mee mah through that shit and its just so goofy every time. and this is why im not a singer

[is-this-fascism]

see this is exactly what i mean. i thought someone was having a mental break of some kind in my notes until i remembered what i had posted last night

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[hellish-undeath]

i love medications and swallowing pills #mypebbles

[kunaigirl]

#mypebbles!!!!