Neanderthal Bitch. @pan4cea - Tumblr Blog

i started talking to this boy and he's so funny and thinks i'm funny and we vibed immediately and i really enjoyed it but i have extreme commitment issues aND he lives in jersey

i dont like to say it but i was in a really shitty and abusive relationship for 4 years. it really fucked with me!! so much happier to be on my own. will be forever grateful.

speaking of if u are an active account u should follow me @miapiaaaa (twitter and insta)

i miss this website, i used to have friends here and would care about things now it's where i find memes when twitter gets boring

hijerking

me @ myself at 6pm: okay i’m going to bed early today

me at 2am: haha pranked

sadunit

does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before it’s too late!!!” and i’m just like “hurry up and do what?? leave me alone wtf!!!”

raebird5

Here’s another Vine comp for you in these trying times.

hhermes

bored at work so i made a compilation of my fave vines

jturn

The most comprehensive one yet

i have dug myself a hole and i am so deep in it the only way to get out is to move away and hide for two years

JIM: I'm just saying that you can't be sure that it wasn't you.

DWIGHT: That's ridiculous. Of course it wasn't me.

JIM: Marijuana is a memory loss drug, so maybe you just don't remember.

DWIGHT: I would remember.

JIM: Well, how could you if it just erased your memory?

DWIGHT: That's not how it works.

JIM: Now, how do you know how it works?

DWIGHT: Knock it off, okay? I'm interviewing you.

JIM: No! You said I'd be conducting the interview when I walked in here. Now, exactly how much pot did you smoke?

baddies

If ur gonna complain abt your shitty boyfriend do it in a diary so no one can judge u when u get back w him for the 100th time.

j4ya

threebigolsausages-deactivated2

if you sent a cat back in time like 300 years it wouldnt even know. it would just like go to sleep on top of a powdered wig then wake up 3 hours later to push a quill pen off a desk

hazyhunny

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If this post gets more than 4,200 notes, I’ll add a second prize!

Giveaway ends midnight on 4/19

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