For the small price of a little
They also lost eternal life
But what's fruit without the pits?
and it's high time that I dropped in
And since you haven't puked yet, we'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
Then you'll needalittlehelp from me...
If you really wanna challenge your
What in the s*** have I been drinking?
It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!
You've GOT to STOP this guy from SINGING!
People don't like me much, Thomas,
But that's only just cause I'm honest,
Good and bad is all made up NON-SENSE—
Bro, I'm gonna WHIP YOUR BUTT!
Speaking of honesty, recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge...
"You're wanting to be more
And be di-rect dealing with your
No longer will you deceive yourself about the
Your late night thoughts get
If you shared those musings with your friends,
I doubt they would forgive you.
Why deny yourself knowledge,
You don't need to feel ashamed with your
You need not feign decency,
You see this house on fire?
Cause you've got a fiend in meeee,
Dance off your booty cheeks!
I'll still be around, when all your loved ones leave!
Lick-ing-the blowhole of a dolphin
Your-best-bud trapped inside a coffin
Your-grand-ma choking on a lozenge
Your-pet-dog stuffed inside a sausage
These sorts of things are only thought in
The MIND of a MAN whose SOUL is truly
So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten,
titsay
yousharknotpass
janainaart
romaincrisis
areudirty
