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[freakoutgirl]

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

[berdyayeva]

listening to sexyback at 9 am theres no hope for me

[evilnicegirl]

all those posts about being vulnerable are just trying to trick me to come out there so a bird can swoop down & eat me

[draconym]

I'm really grateful to the trans people who openly refer to their pre-transition self as a different gender because it's helped me recognize the many different genders I've embodied throughout my life. I've been a little boy. I've been a weird kid. I've been a teenage girl. I've been a transmasc. These days I feel most accurately described as Butch.

Maybe someday I will find a new gender. If I do, it won't be too scary because I'm allowed to carry all my former identities with me, I don't have to throw them away. I can go through them like an old photo album and remember what it was like to be them, and thank them for carrying me to where I am now.

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

i feel like courage the cowardly dog

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[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[somewordsarebiggerthanothers]

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[dafancyuhinspiration]

[s1ck-pup]

i know i can be fucking awful. i’m impulsive, unstable, and cruel. i make everything worse, then have the audacity to wonder why i can’t stand myself.

[paper-wounds]

[aropride]

people make jokes about how people who weren’t allowed to watch spongebob as a kid are always talking about how they weren’t allowed to watch spongebob but as one of the aforementioned people who wasn’t allowed to watch spongebob my insight on the matter is: you would not BELIEVE the amount of times spongebob comes up in normal adult conversations. i don’t often think about him of my own accord but people reference him and i have to say. what? and they say. it’s from spongebob?? and i say. oh i never watched spongebob. and they say why? and i say. i wasn’t allowed to. and then a few weeks later it happens again

[greenlabcoat]

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[pup-purgatory]

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway