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au where stan is fine (in more ways than one)
"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."
I apologize.
insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it
This one?
Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.
I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"
Absolute fucking trainwreck of a post
Oh gee I wonder why this is going around again
Art
How. Interesting
Absolute bog standard post
@charlesoberonn
How about now?
Still not as bad as 1910s and 1940s but definitely getting there
I feel like this is going to go around like 5 more times before someone deactivates or something breaks.
Unable to resist, he grabbed him and kissed him... 🫢✨
Coming out of my cage and posting content for a 37 year old fandom, like a totally normal person.
"It's just a TV show" maybe to you. I absorbed it into my soul though.
Must be nice to be able to watch a show, and just leave it at that. Can't relate though, I am incapable of enjoying things a normal amount.
I need it to consume me as much as I consume it. I need it to become an integral part of my soul. What's the point otherwise?
I finally finised!!!!
I let u enjoy it and hope u like it.
Not a ring..
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Maybe Aziraphale comes to Earth because he needs to speak to Crowley, they need to work together to save the world, they need to be together, lord, he misses him more than books, food and music combined.
But Crowley keeps his distance and he’s silent while Aziraphale talks and in desperation Aziraphale finally reaches out to him, tries to touch his cheeks but when he does Crowley screeches from pain and backs off so quickly he falls over and then looks up at Aziraphale terrified.
W-what, I didn’t, I didn’t… Aziraphale looks at his own hands in shock. Crowley…
You can’t touch a demon, Crowley says the last word with disgust because this is what it was about, was it not, Aziraphale always having in the back of his mind that he will never be good enough for him when he was a demon, that’s why he wanted to change him, so now as an Archangel his holy hands burned him because he wasn’t worth him.
And he flees that day and Aziraphale never, ever in thousands of years seen anyone, especially Crowley, look at him scared and betrayed.
There is something about not being able to touch Crowley that makes him feel sick. His touch hurting Crowley. His hands making him cry out in pain. The betrayal in his eyes.
But they need to work together and it hurts like hell to try to unlearn reaching out for him. Yet Crowley seems to be looking thinner and sicker each day but he doesn’t tell Aziraphale that it’s simply being close to him that is literally killing him.
Like being thrown in a bath of holy water each time.
And then they save the world and Crowley collapses to his knees and Aziraphale reaches out and Crowley flinches.
Almighty is still there watching them and Aziraphale turns to look at her and says take it
Take the holiness, the titles, even the wings. Throw me in hell fire. Burn me. Just stop making my existence hurt Crowley.
And she asks. You want to fall for a demon?
I have fallen a very long time ago, when he was still your child, and again when you rejected him, and again when he rejected all of you.
And he feels his supreme powers disappearing. He feels like himself again. And he notices his wings becoming a very light shade of grey. Almighty disappears.
Crowley looks in his eyes for the first time in all these months, weakly, whispers his name, and Aziraphale catches him in his arms as he faints and it doesn’t hurt Crowley anymore.
Everything was going to be okay.
Stab me
It would hurt less
For Satan's sake
crowley avoiding the bookshop like it's consecrated ground is definitely one of my favourite options for how he deals with the break-up but have you considered the opposite?
he returns to tell muriel how to take care of it (don't sell books, get rid of customers, dust, drink tea, read, nothing else), and then he sinks back into his chair. it is still in the same spot as he put it while waiting for aziraphale to return, still catches as much of the sunlight throughout the day as possible, still smells like earl grey, and vanilla, and a hint of cinnamon.
still smells like his angel.
crowley sits down, takes off his shades and leaves them in their usual spot, and then he allows his human form to fade away until a smaller version of the serpent of eden is curled up on the cushions.
muriel knows, of course they do, and as their time on earth forces them to mature like it does with any celestial being staying for an extended amount of time, they ache for crowley. they make sure he's warm and protected, and that is all they really can do.
he doesn't quite sleep, it's more of a hibernation or whatever imitation he can manage, and he waits. maybe it's stupid, maybe it's hopeless, maybe it is useless optimism, but he has to cling to the possibility of aziraphale coming back for him.
crowley dreams of eden. damp earth and lush plants, sweet fruit and humming insects, and an angel offering kindness to someone who fell from grace
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edit: continuation here
Op I hate you (not really, keep going, this is great)
What 🧍
Oh so he’s thinking it through 🙃
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Rainer Maria Rilke // The Girl Who Flew Over Fairyland and Cut the Moon In Two by Catherynne Valente // "Grendel's Mother" b y The Mountain Goats // details from Dante and Virgil painted by William-Adolphe Bouguereau // "Howl" by Florence + The Machine // asoftersea // Larissa Pham // "Runaway" by Ryn Weaver // "Scheherazade" by Richard Siken // "Quattrocento" by Margaret Atwood // "Litany" by Billy Collins // Food as a Metaphor for Love ao3 tag // "Wolf Like Me" by Lera Lynn // Neil Hilborn
Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀
David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley
I love this so much <3
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Thinking about how I need to see Crowley in mortal peril in season 3. I need to see their roles reversed, to watch Aziraphale comprehend in a moment everything he is about to lose and truly understand the panic Crowley has felt for him so many times before. I need Aziraphale to make a choice, to move heaven and hell and earth to protect his most important person and whatever chance they have of a future together. And I need to see them reunite in a world where Crowley knows Aziraphale will always do what it takes to rescue him too
Aziraphale already "truly” understands the panic of Crowley being in mortal peril, he’s been living with it for centuries.
Aziraphale in 1601: “If hell finds out [about the arrangement, about our friendship], they won’t just be angry, they’ll destroy you.”
Crowley in 1793: If Hell finds out I rescued an angel, I’ll be the one in trouble, and my lot do not just send rude notes.
Aziraphale in 1827: Won’t you get into trouble if Hell noticed you did a good deed? *Crowley is immediately sucked into hell, and while Aziraphale’s narration is casual about not seeing him for some time you can see how panicked he is in the moment*
Aziraphale in 1862: Are you legit asking me for a suicide pill in case it all goes wrong? I refuse.
Aziraphale in 1967: Holy water won’t just kill your body, it will destroy you, but I will still give it to you despite how much I am afraid for you because I don’t want you to take a greater risk by planning a heist.
I’d argue that the bookshop fire/the trial in heaven/the book of life was the first time Crowley understood the kind of fear Aziraphale has felt for him for centuries.
aziraphale in 1941: forced to rely on a no second chances sleight of hand trick with a close quarters audience of four people in order to keep crowley from being dragged to hell
aziraphale in 2019: literally dragged to hell himself to face crowley's execution by holy water at their hands, ie the exact thing he's been so terrified of all this time, WHILE knowing crowley is up in heaven and if the plan doesn't work they can and will kill him
Hopping back on this to clarify my original thoughts, because absolutely Aziraphale has worried and fretted endlessly over Crowley for centuries. He's always concerned for his safety. It's just that, I don't think he's ever really faced a situation like Crowley did in the burning bookshop? Not even in 1827.
The bookshop was such a blindingly bright light bulb moment, not because Crowley didn't love Aziraphale before, not because he didn't know they meant the world to each other, but because he had to stand alone and face what it looked like to be without him. Crowley, ever the optimist even after the fall, stared down the love he had and what it meant to lose it, and it changed him irrevocably.
Aziraphale has referenced many times how bad things could go. He absolutely knows the nature of their relationship and their respective bosses could lead to pretty awful things for both of them. But for the most part, imo at least, he also has a pretty unbreakable confidence that they'll figure things out, pull through somehow, think their way out of it as long as they're together... I'm not sure he's ever really sat down to consider an eternity where Crowley doesn't pull through and come back to him, because it's never been an option before.
So what I would love to see in S3 is Aziraphale, flaming sword in hand, facing what a life without Crowley means for him. I want to see him declaring to Crowley and heaven and hell and most of all himself, that it's an unacceptable option. And I want Crowley to be in absolutely no doubt that even if everyone else he's ever loved has rejected him, Aziraphale never will
The thing is. What happened to Crowley and Aziraphale at the end of ep6 is what happens when people aren't free. And Aziraphale and Crowley are not, as demonstrated by the events of s2, free. They do not have autonomy. Crowley can be taken to hell in a swarm of flies at a Duke's whim. Aziraphale can be "erased" from existence with a book.
They do not own themselves.
All other freedoms are forfeit if you do not own yourself.
So no, I don't think "give me coffee or give me death" necessarily means anything other than:
A choice between anything and death is not actually a choice.
I think what really happened to Crowley and Aziraphale, and why they couldn't be together anymore, is that there was no choice for either of them to make that would have kept them together. Because choosing to tell heaven and hell to f*ck off so they can stay together is the secret third option that neither of them brings up in the final fifteen because guess what? They know they aren't free. They know.
Aziraphale, miserable, trying to get a hold of Crowley but he’s nowhere to be seen.
He needs to talk to him. He misses him. And he’s scared for him because Crowley is alone on Earth with no bookshop where Aziraphale can keep him safe, with demons and angels out there against him.
He doesn’t know that Crowley is already in Heaven.
He doesn’t know that Metatron had Crowley captured moments after he drove off, using the moment, knowing Crowley won’t be in the right mind to sense he’s being hunted. That was the whole point, the whole plan. Get him when he’s vulnerable.
He doesn’t know Crowley is in the bottom of Heaven, where it’s raining holy water, just a touch of it in water, not enough to kill him, enough to keep him in so much pain he can’t escape the chains they put on him.
And he’s so very slowly fading away.
But Aziraphale can feel there is something wrong. He always knew if Crowley was safe. He knew when Hell took him. And now he knew he’s hurting but it did not feel like hell. It felt close.
He tries to get a hold of Muriel but she’s never at the bookshop. He learns that it hasn’t been opened since he left it.
He can’t focus, pulling his hair out worrying about Crowley.
Until one day Muriel shows up in his office. With tears in her eyes.
And Aziraphale freezes.
She tells him where Crowley is.
She tells him what they have done to him.
She tells him that they made her sit there and watch him and how he tried to escape the burning chains so they made it rain.
She admits that she figured out when Metatron wasn’t there, so she spread her wings to shield him from the rain whenever she could. Metatron would have known if she stopped the rain.
She tells him how his wings are not moving anymore, how he barely responds to her, how she feels he’s fading and she can’t take it anymore.
And Aziraphale runs to him and his heart shatters when he sees him lifeless on the floor. Black wings covering him just as lifeless. The gold chains still burning into his skin. Aziraphale does not even realise that he makes it all go away without a single lift of his finger, his heartbreak doing the job for him.
He drops to his knees by Crowley, he touches every burn and heals it, and then he puts his hand on his heart, because Crowley is still lifeless, and Aziraphale closes his eyes and puts all his power in waking him up.
And he feels Crowley’s chest moving and Aziraphale breathes finally too.
“Metatron’s coming!” Muriel whispers terrified.
Aziraphale pulls Crowley in his arms, grabs Muriel’s hand, and the moment he sees Metatron walk in and look at him in shock, they disappear.