what is happening

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[sizvideos]

How to catch an emu - Video

[renaissancefawn]

LET ME TELL YOU A THING

THIS IS A LEGIT THING

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE

Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.

And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”

And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing

[comic-chick]

This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.

[advanced-procrastination]

To be fair, you can attract a flock of human beings with the same tactic

[ryoubakvra]

[memescomedy]

[lolt64]

so glad the important parts of this post are completely circled so my brain doesnt fry it self trying to comprehend this complex message

[natalikoromotoart]

Coloring sketches.

Popular Culture

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

just bought this tapeworm from etsy!

[3828281493392929-deactivated201]

where are you gonna keep it

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

:)

[ginger-ale-official]

I don’t like this post very much

[cutenessradar]

Kid - Ohh no my balloon Cat - Don’t worry I got this just give me a moment Cat - Here’s your balloon kid Kid - Thank you kitty, Now follow me

[jw-northstar]

What a good kitty

[smartass-telepath-deactivated20]

WHAT A GOOD KITTY OH GOSH

[trilllizard666]

damn bro all the cats we’ve ever owned just knock shit around and away from us

[pi-la]

[dandalf-thegay-deactivated20190]

This is the money bunny. Reblog for wealth and prosperity in 2019

[nya-kin]

[muffyblogs]

Do you ever cycle through the same 4 apps on your phone over and over again and feel like a tiger pacing its cage at the zoo

[snorlaxatives]

do british people really eat beans on toast as a meal

[afon-afanc]

in america is everyone ignorant

[snorlaxatives]

it was just a question damn no need to get hostile go eat some beans on toast

[agentkgent]

just watching the Office on my computer and every now and then the image glitches up, but this is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen

[blitzkriegfritz]

[yoko-kevin]

😂😂😂

[gharibajameel]

THATS JUST MY

OPINIOOOONNNNN

[official-daft-punk-deactivated2]

ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i was like “no i already delivered.” And she was like “How long ago?” And i was just like “two weeks.” And she said “wow! You look great! When i had my first son, i looked like a mess for six months. Is it a boy or a girl?” And i was just awkwardly like “a girl….” And she asked her name and i said Chernobyl and she was like “oh what a cute name! It sounds really familiar.” And i honestly just stood there going through all that and pretending i had a human baby two weeks ago named Chernobyl because i didnt wanna tell this poor lady i was buying baby clothes for my fucking baby opossum

[itchiez-deactivated20221227]

every time i see this text post i forget the ending and every single time it decimates me

[uncloses]

[beggars-opera]

Everyone reblog this as much as possible over the next two weeks for good luck

[theliberalstookmydrills]