Normal is boring

Dana. 28. I’ve had this tumblr for so damn long. She/her.

[neonscrapyard]

you can do it, magikarp!

[art by me - neonscrapyard]

instagram || etsy

[siorca]

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

[volcanicflowers]

[ivy-michaels]

[mrneighbourlove]

Midna’s story is just the Emperor’s New Groove!

Sassy Leader is in charge of a kingdom. They kind of got a dickish attitude.

There’s a greedy evil villain that deseperatly wants the throne. They can get rather comical.

With a partner, the villain finds a way to curse the sassy ruler into a far smaller weaker form, yet doesn’t kill them, instead having the ruler be exiled and eventually finding themselves in the countryside.

In the country side, they met a local farmer who they inlist in helping them regain both their proper form and throne. They do not get along at first.

But after a long adventure together, both the farmer and the ruler defeat the villain, the sassy ruler grows more humble, and the two grow a friendship that’s unbreakable.

YOU CAN’T DENY IT! And yes, Ganondorf is Kronk.

[eropandasennin]

Can someone draw Ganondorf as Kronk? I’m willing to pay.

[heccogecco]

bet.

[cheruib]

uhhh did u know that u cant actually breathe when ur smiling???

[cheruib]

haAa gotcha just wanted to make u smile boo

[awkitsu]

a nightlight ~

[battlevilla]

Protagonists (♀️) - Pokémon Masters EX

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[oreliel-from-valinor]

random Hobbit screencaps

[fullmattlealchemist]

*Cocks foreskin like a shotgun*

[lawfulneurotic]

[mellifexfarm]

i was once annoyed at myself for being obsessed with soapmaking for 3 straight months and making way too much soap but now im not. i can give heaps of soap to everyone in a 20 mile radius of me. 

AND i have plenty of precious little eggs from my illegal chickens. only the neighbors who didnt snitch to the HOA get free eggs though. bet you wish you had some fresh eggs right now huh RICHARD

[justagaygoosehoard]

chaotic good lmao

[awwww-cute]

A 2 week old lemming in a spoon (Source: http://ift.tt/2lmfIsE)

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

[thewickedavatar]

[kuragin]

this is the most underrated part of rockin’ and rollin’ yoda

[bunjywunjy]

Luke’s face is what makes this.

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[maliciousindungeon]

jack had absolutely no right to go this hard

[bramblepatch]

um excuse me Jack not only may but must go this hard

[shiftythrifting]

you know what time it is babey!!!

[goblinating]

When my vampire boyfriend is over and I’ve had enough of him

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Happy Crimmus!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

It’s Crismn!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Crisis!

[foureyesbitchdragon]

Merry Chrysler!