i am a goose of unfathomable silliness

| sam | he/she/they/it, sun/suni | 20 | main is @pain-and-lavender-honey |

[justagaygoosehoard]

gender envy for this google pic that showed up on my tv. like i wanna be and feel like that

[justagaygoosehoard]

on my period and missing the ocean so fiercly i feel like im gonna puke. qatching a video of the waves to quell it but its making it worse. homesick for a place ive never lived at. i just love the sea. sighhh its been too long since i visited but im broke :(

[danideleto]

full canvas below

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[potatomakesart]

The Eredian deserved better than beeing stuck in my notebook. So I drew end of movie rocky. Making the protective suit with a white pen is really fun.

Been a while since I colored a traditional drawing.

[sibyllance]

Apparently someone got their car stuck on the light rail tracks at Mt. Baker. For those unfamiliar this is 35 feet up in the air

[officialboredom]

First test flight of a flying car by Mazda partially a success

[tuulikki]

I feel like the Arizona license plate should take some place in our analysis of whatever in the goddam fuck we’re looking at here

[weirdstrangeandawful]

Much like Springfield before it, Seattle is one of the few major cities in the world with a monorail. That, combined with a more conventional light rail system, makes Seattle the rare U.S. city with two different types of train for public transportation. On Tuesday night, the rail system briefly had a third: a Mazda CX-5.

https://www.roadandtrack.com/news/a71483251/mazda-driver-seattle-pulls-into-elevated-train-station-on-tracks/

[nicky999doors]

[pineappical]

i think grace being the first and final tester for the biodome because he's the only human they have is a little funny. he mentions to rocky one time that the sea carries the wind and rocky's like hm. okay. will fix for grace :) and then the next morning he wakes up and steps outside and immediately gets blown away like a piece of napkin on a moving car with the windows rolled down because he forgot to mention how strong the wind should've been

[pineappical]

HJFKWGHJGHJWFGW

[nebulations]

[ID: Tags that say, "sometimes when I’m bored I turn up the wind dial in the biodome and make grace scream loud as fuckkk. <- Rocky prob.ryland grace. rocky. phm". End ID]

[puncertainty]

<3 (prints here)

[gender-trash]

are you nerds ready to see TOP SURGERY KIRK??

[roach-works]

this is one of the more expensive cosplays i've seen but you really can't argue with the results

[mortimermcmirestinks]

hey OP? this is the best cosplay I've ever seen

[boccher]

the central conceit of white boy "comedy rap" genres is that they're too racist to recognise that most classic rap is already pretty humorous in many ways, on account of wordplay being fundamental to the form,

[boccher]

and also steeped in pop culture from the very beginning, like the rap scene was already making music about comics and anime and video games you don't need to segregate a new genre for that

[wildminti]

Grace, your friend is an apex predator.

[thunderglade]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

public retaliation against my friend @//seasilvers who made the abomination below you're probably getting tired of me putting the same caption everywhere sorry (all my brain power has rotted away)

part 1: https://www.tumblr.com/thunderglade/818264349639655424/coughs-loudly

[peach-pot]

being anti-amatonormativity in a romance centered world is like watching half the people you know put all their eggs in one basket and then drop the basket and all their eggs break and they’re crying and swearing they’re never gonna do that again and then a month later they have all new eggs in a new basket and they tell you the problem was they didn’t have a strong enough basket or fresh enough eggs and then they drop the fucking basket again.

[peach-pot]

(this post is about putting all your time, energy, and care into one relationship, about staking all your happiness on a romantic relationship, effectively making the entirety of your joy and stability dependent on one person who could exit your life for any number of reasons no matter how great the relationship seems. it’s about the societal expectation to build your entire social life around one long term relationship, putting all your eggs in that basket, so to speak, instead of tending to larger social network and maintaining a variety of strong connections so that even if one very important relationship comes to an end, you won’t be losing your whole social life in one fell swoop.)

[victusinveritas]

[cryptotheism]

Being in relatively good shape with POTS is a vampiric experience. Yeah before sunrise I can sprint several city blocks without breaking a sweat. But if I try that at 11am I will be bedridden for two days.

[hulk-janitor]

Look what you did, they have anxiety!

Also check out my bloodymary fic:

https://archiveofourown.org/works/85475771/chapters/227282216

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

drunk witch vibing, creating a thotty homoculus in a bubbling cauldron: premarital sex, 100 gecs. dollskill haul in the mail, snails and puppy dog tails. bone dry puss, snap score = sus. fuck the weed man for an edible, say his dick game incredible.

tiny homonculus giving her best angles in her 30$ boohoo clubwear fit: