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I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I don’t know why I’ve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing

taopopop

C'est les swimming poules

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Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone

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nevver

Everything painted Blue

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pacificwanderer

My fucking hero forever.

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silentiumlitwicks

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

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sushinfood

that’ll learn ya

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she was just thirsty :(

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I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

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This all went through my head in like four seconds.

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blueauradoggo

Possibilities:

catlips001

I like these but

Would you also consider these?

collegecatholic

I would just like to thank the tumblr staff for not developing a memories app like other social media platforms because I really don’t need to remember what specific parts of fandoms I was into on this day in 2010

tahthetrickster

bold of you to assume that the tumblr staff knows enough about programming to develop such an app

collegecatholic

This is honestly the best reblog of this post I’ve seen so far

ommanyte

how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on

sleepingbear21

I think I just diagnosed someone on tinder with cholecystitis

dxmedstudent

Could be worse…

doc-resilient

If medblr was a dating app?

traveldoc24

At least it wasn’t syphilis…

dxmedstudent

I have a feeling a doc on tinder is gonna see a lot of GUM problems…

homotology

Try being gay, with a medical background on Grindr.

In short im straight now

dxmedstudent

You have my sympathy. There is a limit to how much 🍆 anyone can deal with.

homotology

@dxmedstudent it’s more like 🍆🧀

😐

dxmedstudent

I… didn’t know how to portray… *that* in emoji form, but you really can learn a new thing every day.

tope-con-hewwo

Piping fuckin hot take incoming but it doesn’t matter if fat people are healthy. Not everyone has to be a paragon of fuckin health to be treated like a person.