Epiphanies at 0330

27 and still wandering. Phyisican assistant. Blog on permanent semi-hiatus due to unsuccessful adulting. KissMe ♥ Army

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holy shit dude

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If you don’t know Alex, I suggest you read up on him. Because yeah, sure, any parrot can mimic, but Alex was one of the first to prove on many occasions that he understood the meaning behind the words he said.

With that in mind, just think about what he said for a sec. Alex had to understand on some level that death means leaving. That’s fucking mindblowing.

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Alex also was shown to have the intelligence of a young child, anywhere from 3 to 5 years old. He could do basic addition and subtraction, and independently taught himself the concept of zero (something that most CIVILIZATIONS couldn’t do!) He had a vocabulary of thousands of words, some of which he made up himself, and had deep interpersonal bonds with many scientists and trainers, as well as other parrots. 

Alex the parrot is basically the coolest bird ever.

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animals are often smarter than you think. There is/was a gorilla they taught sign language to. And one day she asked for a kitten. they gave her a stuffed animal but she signed sad. She wanted a real one. She was allowed to choose one from a litter. 

She named it All Ball and she loved it.

Except one day All Ball escaped from the cage and was hit by a car. And this shows you just how much animals can understand. They signed what had happened but didn’t think the gorilla would understand. But she started making weeping, howling/crying sounds and the signs for bad, sad, etc. 

And then “Sleep, cat”. She understood death.

She’s had two kittens since then.

Animals understand more than you think. Depends on the animal, yes. 

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i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

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The First Family of the United States of America

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Dang it looks like the black lady is exorcizing a demon. #Love it!

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Fun Fact: she’s 27

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I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

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what why would you use numbers

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so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

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bless the person that actually made the chart

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laughter from France

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France what the fuck

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fencing academy best student

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I laughed so hard at this in the middle of class

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Nobody is more done with people than Steve.

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DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO LAUGH WHEN I’M STILL RECOVERING FROM MY CHEST CONGESTION???? I’M LIKE HACKING OVER HERE 

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Husband Tweets (via imgur) Related: Dad Tweets

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He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

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THE BEST THING EVER

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are you serious

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“Gettin’ real tired of your BS, human.” [video]

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my favorite way to hang out is so lowkey like u wanna watch reality tv all day in our sweats?? ok. wanna do homework n barely even talk except to complain about how much work it is?? ok. wanna read different books while sharing an entire tub of ice cream?? ok. going out is so much effort like sometimes u just wanna enjoy someone’s company without doing anything “special” and i think those are actually the most special times 

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best of | olympics 2016 (part 1).