Jules of Nature
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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trying on a metaphor
taylor price
pixel skylines
noise dept.
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macklin celebrini has autism
#extradirty
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
almost home
Product Placement
Xuebing Du
JVL
Kiana Khansmith
dirt enthusiast
NASA
Cosimo Galluzzi
seen from Venezuela
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@pandoranhaiku
Notification: “@hvgo is following you”. Action is taken.
[0]
A spacious office, a beautiful view of space, and a ball of dirt.
“Contract with no name, including a weighty sum, and paid in advance.”
It’s Hyperion, therefore cannot be trusted. But still, money talks. And a wage like that seems to promise great challenge, in all likelihood.
“Common ettiquette demands listing a target before the hiring. You don’t seem to care, yet you ask for me by name. So what the hell, dude?”
zer0worthyfoes:
[0]
“quite a trick indeed/ quite imitative prowess/ ‘shame you wasted it”
he turns his cloak on, locating his new target. he moves in to kill
[ ? ]
The impostor moves, gaining a shimmering blue coating to his suit.
[ ! ]
He is also cloaked! Evasive action employed, handful of kunai.
Decepti0n expires, his opponent vanishes. Zer0′s mind races.
“This is your last chance. Spill your guts, before I do. I won’t ask again.”
Fear is absurd, but caution must be employed. He fights the unknown.
Move to the corner, Listen closely, hear footsteps.
Lift sword...
...and parry!
bleakwitch:
☾☆☽
❝ Do you have any idea what you’ve just done?!❞
[ >:( ]
“Your threats are idle. Do not try to distract me with magic nonsense.”
yhrite:
BL2 Badasses
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marty-chang:
Remember
if your computer gets fucked
don’t go apeshit
just fuckin’ fix it
pandorangunrunner:
pandoranhaiku:
[x]
The enigmatic Zer0 was back again, sounding displeased with the rifle he put down on the counter. He must’ve bought it from one of the machines or looted it off a corpse. Any guns on this planet were more or less, in one way, his so he could understand Zer0′s displeasure.
But it didn’t make Marcus any less defensive or annoyed at what he said. Marcus disappeared behind the counter, looking over the gun racks before coming back with a Torgue shotgun with a pretty big magazine and incendiary capabilities and a corrosive rifle.
“These more your style?”
[ ... ]
Marcus seemed quite irked, what with his accusations of low quality. And yet, regardless, as Pandora’s gun tycoon, he must ensure it.
But still, here he is, with a sub-par sniper and...
...
a thing of beauty.
An orange shotgun, bearing ugly Torgue checkers, but strong, fast, and loud. Fire elemental? On Torgue? Unbelievable! and high damage, too!
[ ! ]
“Yes, it’s wonderful. Where can I find more like it? You need any jobs?”
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pandorangunrunner
Mercantile haven, shielded from Pandoran sun: Marcus Munitons. Zer0 strides into the subterranean shop, moving silenty.
“My gear has served well, but my prowess has since grown. I need better stuff.”
Digistructs the guns, places them on the counter, stares expectantly.
“Your machines fail me. They peddle low-level junk, between white and green. Stronger enemies necessitate something with... a little more kick.”
formerpandoranhaiku:
On YouTube, a man known for music: Nick Bertke AKA Pogo
You may have heard him. Alice, Toyz Noise, and others and now, Psycho Soup!
Borderlands music made from the miscellany of auditory
formerpandoranhaiku:
The area swarms. Psychos, midgets, goliaths badasses galore
They overwhelm me I struggle, to no avail There are too many
Then, “Fight for your life!” Suddenly, there is no one not a soul in sight.
formerpandoranhaiku:
In the Pre-Sequel is a familiar face, but without a mask.
Charming sarcasm, scathing wit and mockery. Quite entertaining.
But no forgiveness, I know his future actions. Remember Bloodwing!
thebestmethaticanbe:
I remember this very clearly, because it really stuck with me. If I’m going to be really happy, I have to find my inner truth. and I realized that I need to embrace the things that I am good at. Which, unfortunately for you, is this.
tentaprince:
Borderlands au everything is the same but zer0 talks in doge meme
Very haiku, wow. such mysterious and dark such assassin. wow.
Though, perhaps not that. Maybe you were referring to the other one
u fkn wot m8 ill bash ya fookin ed in i sware on me mum
Co-op game with Krieg Ideal tactical team Tank and DPS.
We are both levelled, evenly matched, 36. Select a mission.
Chaos incarnate. I try to line up a shot When suddenly, Krieg.
Head in my crosshairs! A buzz-axe is lodged in it. Killstealing bastard.
It's the final boss! but he kills the Warrior In twenty seconds.
pandoranhaiku
”Yeah okay mate, but that’s not really possible seeing as there’s no technology anywhere.”
"No technology" is a relative statement, especially here. Earth is primitive, compared to what I have seen. No contest at all."
Looking down the street, he spots a small vehicle, and approaches it. He pulls out his blade, etching a glowing circle in the car's window. With a simple nudge, the circle becomes a hole, and he unlocks it. He enters the car and examines its controls. Clunky and ancient.
"All these vehicles: I'm given to understand they have radios?"
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