they did nothing wrong and are my vworp vworp

the ping empire wasn't THAT bad u guys r overreacting <3

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

i think war crimes are okay if theyre funny actually

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

agree

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

Why were they executed? Seems a bit sussy

NOT THEIR FAULT. calypso betrayed the empire and turned them in to kyle, and pandora ditched them, so seraph got beheaded over a bunch of shit that wasnt even their idea >:[

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

pandora was practicing self preservation >:(

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

im not gonna argue. but. but. i am going to propose a truce. because i think we can both agree. fuck calypso.

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

ya fuck calypso

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

Why were they executed? Seems a bit sussy

NOT THEIR FAULT. calypso betrayed the empire and turned them in to kyle, and pandora ditched them, so seraph got beheaded over a bunch of shit that wasnt even their idea >:[

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

pandora was practicing self preservation >:(

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

i bet you dont even know what they went by before using the name pandora smh

SHUT UP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

bro are you good?

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

i'll bite u dont test me

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

do you like seraph tho?

i mean. they're fine. not as interesting tbh, but i dont have harsh feelings abt them

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

i bet you dont even know what they went by before using the name pandora smh

SHUT UP FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!!!!

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

fake fan, didnt even mention that they had two pet cats named pants and missile launcher (missy for short). im obviously the bigger pandora fan :p

i got distracted.

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

if youre a real pandora fan name 5 things about them not on their wikipedia :/

their crown is made out of gold, netherite, emeralds, and diamonds

originally had the idea for the empire

owned several skeleton horses

rhgrhghj

beautfiuk

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

do you have a crush of the war criminal????

what makes u say that??? O_O

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

why do u like pandora so much

why DON'T u like them???

they're so cool and managed to do SO MUCH in such a small amount of time, and they're tall and they were probably nice and nice looking and

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

tbh i think narcissus manipulated pandora into fueling its cult :/ idk, something about having this perfect empire horribly intertwined with a cult... seems sus 🤔

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

isnt there a theory on the wiki that says that they think threshold was formed to justify the empires violent ways?

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

ya but that's just a theory, there's no REAL proof

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

bite me then, bitch, if its on wikipedia is has at least enough evidence to be worth a mention, also if your vwoop vwoop can be manipulated by a piglin half their size when theyre literally from 2b2t are they really worth supporting? thats just not it king

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

oh my god u r so dumb, narcissus was KNOWN for being good with words 🙄🙄

how else do u think it did so well with its cult, dummy??? being pretty??? bribing people?? it wore a lotta gold so it obv didnt do that LMAO

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

Leaving Calliope alone in the End after promising to run a campaign with them, that sure did break them

-Little Bird Anon

sometimes the end is good! it's nice and peaceful and good to hang out in. i think. i've never been lolsies ^_^

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

tbh i think narcissus manipulated pandora into fueling its cult :/ idk, something about having this perfect empire horribly intertwined with a cult... seems sus 🤔

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

isnt there a theory on the wiki that says that they think threshold was formed to justify the empires violent ways?

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

ya but that's just a theory, there's no REAL proof

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

how is the empire perfect if it failed BIGLY and SPECTACULARLY?

whatevs… it’s in the past 🙄 -c!lucemapologist

HISTORY IS IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!

and it's so perfectly imperfect, like a beautiful diamond with a flaw... shiny and wonderful, but with a little charm that makes others overlook it

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

Pandora did let down Calliope

-Little Bird Anon

how so??? literally the ping empire was perfectly fine and everyone was bffs

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

tbh i think narcissus manipulated pandora into fueling its cult :/ idk, something about having this perfect empire horribly intertwined with a cult... seems sus 🤔

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

pandora did nothing wrong and making an empire is monarch behavior tbh

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

youre valid but like pandora did kinda just let seraph get executed so :/

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

um, actually, it's calypso's fault for ratting them out in the first place :/

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

true true, but also like, could pandora not have like, just pretended to help with the trial and then turn around and save seraph? why didnt they try and fight anyone? fucked up of calypso to go turncoat but also like pandora coulda done better im just sayin

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

HEY. MAYBE THEY WERE NERVOUS. they had anxiety 🥺🥺🥺

[seraphofsnowtopapologist]

SERAPH LITERALLY GOT MURDERED???? and people really say fallenduo is a good queer platonic relationship smh

[pandoraofsnowtopapologist]

if they were so great they should've gotten out of it themself 🙄