We're drift compatible.

[steamed-greens]

Excuse me, could I use the bathroom? I need to powder my

[manjoum]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW JUST

SHE DON’T WANT NO CHECKERS TONIGHT

[dramascreencaps]

people need to understand this 

[michelleumunna]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

[andreii-tarkovsky]

straight dudes love to add the word ‘man’ to everything they suddenly want to have like man bags or man buns, i hope one day they start having some man ners as well. 

[gifak-net]

[ultravioletnights]

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

[alexbelvocal]

What

[books-and-cookies]

how

[prettybxybastard]

HOW

[nonbinannytranny]

“ballet isn’t a sport”

[bubblegumjetpack]

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

[time-lordd]

Ballet is raw AF

[wordsnquotes]

I don’t trust anyone who hasn’t been self-destructive in some way. And who hasn’t gone through some sort of self-loathing. You’ve got to bang yourself around a bit to know yourself.

Johnny Depp (via wordsnquotes)

[richbostonbeans]

[tubehuman-deactivated20161217]

this picture is older than the universe

[telvi1]

Ms. Frizzle what type of class are you running 😂😂😂

[oneofeverythingthankyou]

Magic School Buss It Wide Open

[jurassic-parks-n-rex]

^^^^😂😭

[weavemama]

[thefuuuucomics]

ULTIMATE SAVAGE AWARD GOES TO…. NICK

[listenuppnow]

[anubisofthemoon]

[squeeze-little-dogs]

ALLERGIES

[wnq-writers]

I knew what love really was, from the people I hated.

grungexuniverse (via wnq-writers)

[jupitersmusings]

i want this on my grave

[my-middle-name-is-awkward]

I’M SCREAMING

[wifeschooldrop0ut]

This is what I do on snapchat :(

[bee-sprout]

Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.

Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.

Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?

Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.

Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.

[blackguysloveblackgirls]

THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART

[nancyishappy]

[lornagonigall]

fuck his shit up Nancy you wild bitch