Strawberry Escape🍓

29 F MO In a romantic partnership {8-29-15}

[dailycatsblog]

[cherrryvanillacoke]

we could be so gross together, just think about it

[sacred-portal]

[kii-tty]

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

having a cat is like having an advertisement for taking a fat nap running in your house 24/7

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

i'm trying to do stuff and she mrrps in her sleep and i'm like "that's a really persuasive point"

[estrogenesis-evangelion]

this post brought to you by i slept all day with my face on my cat's belly and it was worth it

[daily-spooky]

[depsidase]

[catchymemes]

[lastoneout]

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

[normal-horoscopes]

[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

[normal-horoscopes]

[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]

[normal-ghost]

my beloved mutual, were you aware that you’re the funniest person on the planet?

[fuck-customers]

[kosmogrl]

[black-culture]

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever been on tumblr before December 17 2018?

[too-haught-haught-damn]

[despazito]

we are the daughters of parents who should not have had kids

[laughconfetti]

[heartofalifer]

what was this movie even 

[eddiemoonson]

A cinematic masterpiece.

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

I CANNOT stress enough that in the Spy Kids films, Danny Trejo is literally playing his titular character from the Machete movies, who happens to be the kids’ uncle, because the movies have the same director

[lang-wich]

what this reply misses is that Machete originated *in* Spy Kids. the Machete movies are Spy Kids spinoffs

[hobgoblinhero]

I think it’s important to make clear that Robert Rodriguez, the director, says that Spy Kids and Machete are alternate universe versions of each other , while Danny Trejo, the actor, says that what happens in Machete is just what he does when he’s not hanging out with the kids

[blessedandwholesome]

[yuumiheartt]