the signs as questionable lyrics from folie à deux
aries: I wanna blow off steam
taurus: let the guitar scream like a fascist
gemini: the only thing suicidal here is the door
cancer: I don't know much about classic cars but I've got a lot of friends stuck on classic coke
leo: tempest in a teacup get unique peroxide princess shine like shark teeth
virgo: a caterpillar that got stuck, mr. moth come quick with any luck
libra: girls used to follow me around then I got cold
scorpio: the time my dad caught me a horse shoe crab
sagittarius: oh, freckle freckle
capricorn: miss flack said I still want you back
aquarius: don't feel bad for the suicidal cats
pisces: butterfly bandage, but don't worry
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