😤😤😤😤😤

[joshlovesyou]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding

[memorycycle]

[anphivenas]

.... .enoz cihtneb eht ni gniod uoy ekil remils ylevol a stahw .... aaaaohw

[flipchild]

[anphivenas]

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

[twizzta-old]

[radiation]

(mumbling to myself) I’m Epic like Games. I’m Epic like Games. I am Epic like Games

[relientk]

okay let's bake a cake 🎂

butter

sugar

eggs

flour

milk

baking powder

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 10, 2023

[dianapocalypse]

[snoopyaday]

[selfeating]

[starflower29]

[galgorithm-deactivated20260512]

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

"Because I do it with a small boat, I am called a pirate and a thief. You, with a whole navy, molest the world and are called an emperor."

-St Augustine, on Alexander the Great

"What even is a war? Like isn't it illegal to kill people?"

-This girl

[callmebliss-got-swamped]

They are both right

[just-shower-thoughts]

Silly Putty implies the existence of serious putty.

[thevaudevilledemon]

I believe that is called C4

[justghoulishthings]

BREAKING NEWS: I GOIG TO FUCKING GET YOU

[coughloop]

She do the chicken on my noodle till I spill my soup

She rub her potatoes on my leek till I spill my soup

She yum on my Tom till I spill my soup

She squash on my butternut til I spill my soup

She do the split on my pea till I spill my soup

She drop on my egg till I spill my soup

She goes french on my onion. Till I spill my soup

She cream on my mushroom till I spill my soup

She go wild on my rice til I soup I spill my souo

She gum my Bo till I spill my soup

She beef on my noodle til I spill my soup

She give head on my fish till I spill my soup

She go leekie on my cock-a til I spull my soup

She gaz on my pacho till I spill my soup

She hot on my sour till I soup

She Choy on my garlic Bok til I spill my souup

She goes Bok Choy on my garlic till I spill my soup

She goes Matza on my balls till I spill my soup

She Mulliga on my tawny toll I soup

She ox on my tail till I soup

She go shark on my fin til I soup

She tiger on my penis till I soup

She taco on my soup till I spill my soup

[campyvillain]

me: no but for real that little tiny mushroom slut from mario has serious nonbinary slaycore energy 🤣🤣🤣🤭

baby abandoned outside a gucci store in miami florida: dose any body care about me

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

everyone wonders why trees are so big, but I know.

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, I can tell you, but the world will never be the same

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

their bigness comes chiefly from their height and their girth, which are both enormous. if you look at small things you will tend to find that they are very low in height, width, etc. (you get the picture). trees, however, have a very tall height and wide girth, which makes them extremely large

[dostoyevsky-official]

this is a sculpture of a— this looks s— this is a sculpture by brancusi.

[striders]

me staring at my calculator app for 45 seconds before i remember i was trying to open my clock app to set an alarm

[gamechangershow]

[shalrath]

[twerkyvulture]

salt your stink, miss?

[incompletepuppets]

see water birdbriain

[incompletepuppets]

ultra