Ok but what if the Centaurs plane actually DID crash and then we have a Yellowjackets situation on our hands??
(My heated heated rivalry what-if that’s been playing in my head nonstop lately)
Fai_Ryy
almost home
occasionally subtle
Today's Document
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

No title available

shark vs the universe

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

pixel skylines
DEAR READER

Product Placement

PR's Tumblrdome
trying on a metaphor
wallacepolsom
No title available
Show & Tell

seen from United States
seen from Iraq
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Romania
seen from Algeria

seen from Algeria
seen from Algeria

seen from Mozambique

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from Belgium
seen from United States

seen from Germany
@panpan-37
Ok but what if the Centaurs plane actually DID crash and then we have a Yellowjackets situation on our hands??
(My heated heated rivalry what-if that’s been playing in my head nonstop lately)
That feeling when you realize your 30k words away from finishing the series you’ve spent your entire middle school and high school years creating
Like what the hell am I supposed to do after this? What do you mean the world I spent my whole childhood developing is closing??
Or maybe your a normal person and this is just a me problem 😅
Jiuyuan nation get ready for whumptober 😈
*no context except my writing playlist for this fic
Peak lords Jiuyuan
Ok so I’m picturing Beast Taming Peak Lord Shen Yuan. The two of them get close because Shen Yuan’s familiar—a op cat demon named Bells (she has bells on the tips of her three tails that are used to create songs that lure in prey or mates)—loves Shen Qingqiu. For some reason, she’s completely drawn to the Qing Jing peak lord and runs off to him whenever given the chance. Shen Qingqiu doesn’t mind her presence, allowing the cat to cuddle up with him so he can absentmindedly pet her while grading papers.
Since Shen Yuan has to wrench his cat away from Shen Jiu every other day, the two became close. He can be described as Shen Jiu’s only friend.
Shen Yuan, being himself, is convinced this relationship is totally platonic.
And then Shang Qinghua comes along and snaps some sense into him over tea.
So after lots of deliberation, Shen Yuan decides he’s going to attempt to court Shen Qingqiu!
Except Shen Yuan doesn’t know human courting rituals all that well. So he decides to try courting habits of various species and keep notes in his book about whether they work on Shen Qingqiu!
This is a great idea!
Also known as the fic where Shen Qingqiu has no idea he’s being courted cuz Shen Yuan is going about it in the weirdest fucking ways.
(He eventually uncovers the notebook and realizes, leading to him accepting the courtship! Bells gets what she wants!)
When you run out of ideas for the fight scene so you just make the guy disassociate while vaguely noting all the deaths around him until it’s over
Setting the writing mood
“What do you think happened to Shen Jiu?”
Personally I think he got reincarnated into Shen Zechuan but that’s not a conversation y’all are ready for…
ScumCum marriage chaos:
In the world, there is the legend of Cultivator Shen. His given name has never been revealed, just his surname. He is a complete mystery.
Depending on who you ask, he is either a hero or a villain. For us modern people, he is an anti-hero.
It is commonly believed that Shen Qingqiu is this mystery cultivator who will kill a dozen demons or humans to save one innocent. But he doesn’t just kill, he RUINS.
And THAT is why everyone believes it’s Shen Qingqiu. To become so disgraced a statue of your ultra famous prayed to respected forefather was TORN DOWN because of what you did is something only Shen Qingqiu can accomplish.
And then one day there’s this big cultivation world meeting thing where all the leaders of all the sects are together. It is then that it’s discovered that the elusive cultivator Shen struck again.
And Shen Qingqiu has been with them all week. Which means it’s not him.
This causes an outrage. Everyone thought Cultivator Shen being Shen Qingqiu to be an open secret. Now they have no clue who this guy is, and that’s absolutely terrifying. Who knows when and how they will strike next. They will uncover every secret you have. You will never recover if they decide you have to go. People like the Palace Master have nightmares over this.
…there is one Shen who is never accounted for during Cultivator Shen’s attacks.
Shen Yuan, that is. Shen Qingqiu’s husband.
Except, how could Shen Yuan be capable of such things? THE mother hen? The one all the disciples love? The one who tries to bake sweets for Peak Lord meetings? The guy that’s friends with everyone? The one that turns even Shen Qingqiu doting? Obviously it’s not Cang Qiong’s angel!
Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu didn’t even realize this was a secret. They thought everyone knew until they freaked out over it not being Shen Qingqiu.
Then Shen Qingqiu realized how big this actually was and told Shen Yuan to keep it a secret because it’s the most hilarious thing he’s ever heard. Shen Yuan is a little offended everyone thinks so lowly of him.
Everyone thought Shen Yuan was an angel who turned Shen Qingqiu good. Turns out they’re a match made in hell.
(Shang Qinghua is the only person who knows)
i love when a ship has that one person who is obviously a freak and the other person is supposedly the normal one (they're a freak too)
Bingqiu in a nutshell
Modern Moshang chaos:
Mobei-Jun is convinced Shen Yuan is Shang Qinghua’s sugar daddy. Mobei-Jun desperately wants to date and fuck his assistant/secretary (SQH just does most tasks under him there isn’t even an official role anymore).
But his obstacles is this elusive ‘Peerless Cucumber’ or Shen Yuan.
Mobei-Jun first met Shang Qinghua at college where they were roommates. Shang Qinghua was not someone who could pay for such a prestigious college, even with half his education paid off by a scholarship. Mobei-Jun wasn’t one to pry, but Shang Qinghua wasn’t one to stay quiet. He eventually learned of the internet ‘friend’ who paid for half of Qinghua’s college tuition.
He is the same friend who almost single handedly paid for Shang Qinghua’s rent during his gap year where he was writing.
Mobei-Jun has not met Shen Yuan, but he needs him out of the picture. Now. Only he should be supporting Qinghua so majorly.
…Maybe he’ll throw Luo Binghe at the guy. Maybe the distraction will get both pests out of his hair for long enough to finally bag Qinghua.
My average writing experience:
"Alright I think I'm almost done actually-"
*Google doc grows second health bar and a choir starts singing in latin*
Finally someone described it
Hypotheticals of a delusional MXTX fan girl: Who could I realistically date?
Ok so obviously there’s always jokes and thirst traps about all of MXTX’s main characters because they’re hot. Like it’s a given and a joke bcs they’re all gay.
But thinking on this logically I think that as a girl, I would have a most likely shot at scoring Shen Yuan.
Hear me out.
I’m thinking of this more during like before he transmigrated but like Shen Yuan is one of the only two main characters who thought he was straight throughout like half the series.
So why did I cross of Wei Wuxian? Very simple, I do not think I am enough of a baddie for that man to be attracted to me. Considering the only girl he showed interest in during the series is Mianmian and an actual goddess, yeah I have no chance.
BUT. Shen Yuan is a twink who does not actually interact with women and I am very convinced he is the type who you could walk up to and be like ‘I really like you wanna date?’ And even though he would definitely not be attracted to me cuz he’s gay, he would say yes because, as a straight man, he should say yes.
The relationship would last a month tops but it doesn’t matter because I would get to say I dated him.
Luo Binghe can kill me later, I get to die happy y’know.
That stage of writing where you suddenly hate everything and contemplate scrapping it all despite being 250k words in 🙃
You’ve all probably of bingpup with either SY or SJ, but I give….LBH with cat SJ AND cat SY.
Luo Binghe has never had an easy life, but his twenties definitely has to win the award for worst decade of his existence.
His childhood with filled with trials of bullying, poverty, his sick mother, then the shitty foster system. His teenage years was the same, just a lot more bullying and running away from foster homes. He was definitely still poor too. Trying to think back on high school was filled with only memories of working or studying. But it was all for a purpose.
When he was eighteen, he got a partial scholarship to his dream college to get a culinary degree, just like he always dreamed. His savings would pay for most of the tuition after that. Everything had been worth it.
…or so he thought.
Somehow, somewhere, appeared his apparently super rich father who had decided five minutes into discovering Luo Binghe’s existence that he would take over his super successful business appeared. He got pulled out of culinary school and thrown into business school, all paid for courtesy of Tianlang-Jun.
Fucker.
And even worse, Luo Binghe was actually stupidly good at business! Curse him for being so perfect at everything!
But holy shit was he depressed.
After rooming two years with Mobei-Jun, who was equally depressed about his fucked up family situation, his father bought him a penthouse to live in.
Like an actual fucking penthouse.
Luo Binghe is going to kill that man one day, he swears it.
This is a constant thought for him, and he’s once again chanting that same speech as he takes the trash out to the back.
Obviously he has maids for that now, but old habits die hard, and this is one of the minor forms of protest he can think of with this whole situation.
‘I’m gonna…’
“Ow!” Luo Binghe exclaimed, pulling his hand back from the dumpster. Instantly after he opened it he got scratched by whatever animal was using it as a home.
‘Great, now I’m gonna get have to get a tetanus shot on top of everything,’ Luo Binghe thought with disdain. He peered into the dumpster to see what he was working with, and was met with emerald green eyes.
Oh it’s just a cat. It seems God hasn’t completely abandoned him after all.
The cat had probably seen better days, but it was kinda cute.
Now, in a vulnerable headspace and very eager to make an impulsive decision that someone will regret, whether himself or his father, he felt himself reaching for the cat.
The cat freaked, hissing and scratching and burrowing deeper into the dumpster. Luo Binghe kept digging however, his hands finally touching something soft. He grabbed the furball, surprised by how uninjured his hands were so far.
When he brought his hands out of the dumpster, his eyes met a sleeping cat.
But he still heard the hissing from inside…?
Oh! There’s more than one. Even better. He’ll become a crazy cat lady.
Tucking the sleeping cat under his arm he managed to catch the other one who seemed to be trying to get to his peaceful counterpart. He held the fussy cat by the scruff and cradled the other as he grabbed a random recycled box and put them inside. Then he got into his car and drove to the nearest vet.
Two white cats, which you would not have been able to determine before their baths, both with matching jade green eyes. Most likely brothers. One sweet and lovable, one pissy and violent.
Luo Binghe payed to get both of them their shots then took the pair home. It seems like his life is finally about to get more interesting.
Extras from a few years in the future:
The office has two pets. Xiao Jiu and Xiao Yuan. Getting a visit from Xiao Yuan was a delight. A visit from his brother meant your office was getting destroyed and your complaints were going to fall on deaf ears.
Unless you were Shang Qinghua. Then your office was getting destroyed no matter which brother came in. But it seemed only he had this problem, so no one bothered to care.
Surprisingly, Shang Qinghua was on Xiao Yuan’s list of his top three people.
Xiao Yuan’s list!
1. Luo Binghe
2. Shang Qinghua
3. Liu Qingge
How Liu Qingge ended up on this list despite working in a completely different—and enemy—company was anyone’s guess. But the two rival companies did have plenty of meetings where they pretended to work things out.
Xiao Jiu’s list!
1. Yue Qingyuan
2. Any female
3. Food source (Luo Binghe)
Again, how Yue Qingyuan ended up at number one is up for debate, but if the man wasn’t allergic he probably would’ve taken the cat from Luo Binghe by now.
(Fun little Drabble, might expand idk)
“You can’t have a trans side character in your book, it’s a historical fantasy so it doesn’t make sense!”
News flash Brenda, the angels, demons, magic, and colorful eyes also don’t make sense, but I don’t see you complaining about that 🙃
…anyways here’s the book
I Accept the Role of Villainess: Book 1 of a spellbinding YA game-world fantasy [Kris, Allie] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying o
It’s so pretty I’m gonna explode
Amazon.com
If you’ve enjoyed my fanfics it would mean the world to me if you checked out my original book ‘I Accept The Role Of Villainess’
More Jiuyuan crumbs but make it omegaverse
Ok so I’m basing this off a fic I read awhile ago that I can’t remember but it was basically an omegaverse au where pretend alpha SJ is set into an arranged marriage with omega SY cuz the sect is like ‘a sweet omega will calm him down!’
Obviously the fic went in its own direction but I give you this direction:
SJ who is about to throw hands with the entire sect for arranging a marriage for him and this guys sister is literally the empress so he definitely can’t offend him but he’s HIM so obviously he will and he can’t like mate with this guy because he’s an omega but no one can know he’s an omega and his secret is definitely going to be found out and maybe this guy is a spy and look at him so doll-like such a perfect little omega that everyone would expect him to be if they knew and he wants to punch him but it’s just an omega so he won’t because it’s an omega and they don’t harm him so he won’t harm them unprovoked but—
SY who is just standing there terrified of this alpha sizing him up and he’s married to this guy so he’s obviously gonna wanna do IT but that’s terrifying and he’s never been alone with an alpha before not even his own family because attendants have always been standing around or his mother was there and this guy looks really mean and he’s a cultivator which means he’s strong so what if he’s about to enter an abusive relationship cuz there’s no way he’ll be able to fight back and—
That’s it that’s the fic. The two of them trying to overthink each other and be ten steps ahead when really they’ve taken 8 wrong turns and are on a completely different road headed in another direction.
Misunderstandings will eventually be resolved but something probably a sex pollen that reveals SJ’s true nature where the poor dude will be freaking the fuck out and SY’s just like ‘omg you’re an omega this is a dream come true.’
Then they become omegaverse au lesbians because they’re both omegas