Welcome to the Opera!

Blue/Opera/The House | 22 | 18+ only please! Please see the pinned post for details! WILL BE REVAMPING THIS BLOG IN THE COMING MONTHS!!!

[pansexual-opera-house]

Welcome to the Opera! May I see your ticket?

Ah, I see! My name is Blue, or The House. I go by she/her, and I am 22. Please don't ask anything more, that's for VIPs only. We prefer to keep things 18+ around here, so I'm afraid minors of any kind aren't allowed. I apologise for the inconvenience. We ask that you be courteous in your interactions with the other patrons and staff. Moving on...

Here we have a variety of shows.

"#memes" is for memes

"#the opera speaks" is for my opinions and non-Opera House related things.

"#the opera reads" is for stories or blurbs that are extra special and really catch my eye.

"#they fucking would" is for memes that give me the extra giggles.

You can find a variety of x Readers and naughty things. Most under "#[character] x reader" and "#smut" respectively.

This Opera House is mostly reblogs, but I have a special tag, "#The Opera Writes" for those things that I make myself.

In any case, we hope you enjoy your stay! <3

[havanillas]

doodles from today (beach yuri and nerdchurin)

[havanillas]

"Do you trust this gambler, dear doctor?"

happy pride! we're getting back into the roleswap au!

[havanillas]

It was international women’s day so I spent the day drawing women, excellent way to spend time highly recommended

[havanillas]

My irl friends have no star rail knowledge except for the stuff I post on this blog and this is their impression of rtrn I’m gonna cry

(it was my birthday yesterday)

[pansexual-opera-house]

So.

Been a hot minute.

Gonna revamp this soon, prob on desktop.

Oh boy, we got work to do.

[memeuplift]

[pensivetense]

[zevveli]

[havanillas]

fuzzy baby owl

[havanillas]

ratiorine baby name showdown 🐤🥊

Tyche - Greek name for luck

Hypatia - Girlboss scholar of the Roman Empire

Voting ended onJul 24, 2025

[pansexual-opera-house]

LMAOOOOO this is gonna be amazing

Fr tho I'm excited to see the name

[havanillas]

ratiorine baby name showdown 🐤🥊

Tyche - Greek name for luck

Hypatia - Girlboss scholar of the Roman Empire

Voting ended onJul 24, 2025

[pansexual-opera-house]

LMAOOOOO this is gonna be amazing

Fr tho I'm excited to see the name

[lostwoodscutie]

[wasabikitcat]

Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.

[cheshiregrinfu]

[vrumblr]

He will not be exiled again

[gamer-crow-deactivated20250412]

I enjoy all parts of this post. The trans leash, the confusion, the heartfelt display of affection we give to our pets. The biography, the history lesson, and the morality of keeping cats indoors are all bonuses.

[ospreyonthemoon]

Hey thats me again.

Anyway guess whos 18 now!!!

Frank

[mrsjdavis]

This post has EVERYTHING...

[wholesomepostarchive]

4/10/2025

[staticsaturniid]

Insect Aventurine AU inspired by a Ratiorine fic (18+). I love hypothetical biology.

[oicuperp]

hoffman's car

[magical-missiles]

@i-identify-guns-in-posts

this one's a doozy

[i-identify-guns-in-posts]

Springfield Armory XD-M

HK USP

Desert Eagle

1911 derivative (specific model unknown)

SIG P229 Elite

Beretta 92FS

Diamondback DB9

Ruger P-Series pistol

Kel-Tec PMR30

Ruger 22/45

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified revolver, likely Smith & Wesson

Unidentified (revolver?)

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[grenade-maid]

11. Is a Ruger GP100, based on the scalloped section behind the cylinder and wooden insert in the synthetic grip

12. Is a S&W Model 10 based on the proportion of the size of the cylinder to the trigger guard, fixed notch rear sight, narrow hammer, and small grips that do not fill the upper portion of the frame behind the trigger guard

[maykitz]

you forgot to identify the pink one

[pixelizedprince]

Adam & Eve Silicone G-Gasm Rabbit based on the curved vibrating tip, dual motors, 7 vibration modes, and fully waterproof pink silicone casing

[derrida-simp]

@identifying-cars-in-posts what's the car tho

[identifying-cars-in-posts]

2011-2014 Ford F-150

[24fish]

[samcsao3]

Hungry

[doobea]

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚: love seems to be found everywhere but with you. in order to survive your best friends' wedding, you somehow get tied up with dating your insufferable coworker. the plan is simple: look convincing enough to ward off your ex, finally make your mom proud, all while working together on a high-stakes project at the office. but can everything really go so smoothly when real feelings get thrown into the mix?

contents: veritas ratio x fem!reader, modern AU, unfortunate Sampo slander, very much idiots to lovers vibes, fake dating, super slow burn and self denial with this one, main characters are all in their mid-late 20s, eventual smut but will be tagged accordingly and also skippable !! total word count: 32.5k (ongoing!!) // cross-posted on ao3 a/n: i never knew how deep i would get into veritas ratio but here i am writing a potential 50k+ romcom fic series starring him and a lead that's incredibly self-indulgent

TABLE OF CONTENTS.

001: XO, WITH LOVE / 002: DIRTY LITTLE SECRET / 003: TOO MUCH OF A GOOD THING / 004: MOTION SICKNESS / 005: GET YOUR WISH / 006: CHECK YES, JULIET / tbd ⟡⟡⟡

© 2024 DOOBEA. do not copy any of my writing and translate/repost.

[another-goblin]

Why Dr. Ratio is working with Screwllum on Divergent Universe (it's goal is to study human nature after all):

Why Dr. Ratio isn't working with Herta on Simulated Universe:

bonus:

[pansexual-opera-house]

Screwy looking like he's documenting a wild animal is PERFECT

[siribunbun]

Aventurine (and HSR) thoughts that won't leave my head