Hey 😎

Trying out this Tumblr thing... porn bots, amiright?! The one and only Belphbitch (header of my hellhound by @wickedwithwings)

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

how have u been

woah wow holy shit kind of forgot this blog existed, I'm doing perfectly great in my cool awesome real universe, don't know what the fuck happened to the ghosty bois in yours but we're doing great over here

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Prompt: how do you sin in isolation when even God cannot see your crimes

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

you live it up baby!!,,,1!1!1 say some crazy shit like “i actually think arizona ice tea is bad” that’ll put you high on the hell list

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Puppies are ugly

[p0ssyum]

@pansexualdemonbelphegor i miss bullying you come back

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Sorry forgot I existed on this mortal plane, sup

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

wish the sweet boy a happy birthday for me, the bastard deserves one too

@jackthegenzkid which one are you again

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

The one without his own car.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Bitch I'm a demon. You want your own car just ask

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

For real?

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Hell yeah, I'm all for breaking rules

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

wish the sweet boy a happy birthday for me, the bastard deserves one too

@jackthegenzkid which one are you again

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

The one without his own car.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Bitch I'm a demon. You want your own car just ask

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

wish the sweet boy a happy birthday for me, the bastard deserves one too

@jackthegenzkid which one are you again

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Describe yourself in three cards against humanity cards

All three are blank and have the word "motherfucker" written on them in sharpie

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

@jackthegenzkid wake U P we are going frog hunting!

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

It’s 5:46 am.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Time! Doesn't! Exist!

I'm sad okay just come look at frogs with me

[eyesofatragedy67]

Omg, @jackthegenzkid go hunt frogs with him, please? Think of the tadpoles!

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

Right, right. Fine, I’ll go.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Alright cool I'm thinking we each get to name five

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Why don't we all just call @jackthegenzkid "Zack" it makes sense and would lessen a lot of confusion and best of all, he would hate it

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I would in fact absolutely hate that.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Good to know Zack

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Before anyone asks yes that makes me Cody

[rauko-is-a-free-elf]

I guess I better go get Jody and tell her her boys are up to tomfoolery

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

The hell is a promise ring in the house for?? Nobody around here is making promises.

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I’m not liking the possible outcomes that might come from this.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

It's a promise that they're never getting promise rings

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Why don't we all just call @jackthegenzkid "Zack" it makes sense and would lessen a lot of confusion and best of all, he would hate it

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I would in fact absolutely hate that.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Good to know Zack

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Before anyone asks yes that makes me Cody

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

so like, do you eat

Gotta be more specific there tiger

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

@jackthegenzkid wake U P we are going frog hunting!

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

It’s 5:46 am.

[specialagentrin]

but why frog hunting

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

They've got little cheeks

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

@jackthegenzkid wake U P we are going frog hunting!

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

It’s 5:46 am.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Time! Doesn't! Exist!

I'm sad okay just come look at frogs with me

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Why don't we all just call @jackthegenzkid "Zack" it makes sense and would lessen a lot of confusion and best of all, he would hate it

[jackthegenzkid-archive]

I would in fact absolutely hate that.

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Good to know Zack

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

@jackthegenzkid wake U P we are going frog hunting!

[pansexualdemonbelphegor]

Why don't we all just call @jackthegenzkid "Zack" it makes sense and would lessen a lot of confusion and best of all, he would hate it