RESURRECTION.

Independent Gregory Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney | Canon Divergent // Headcanon-Based | Selective // Multi-Everything | Interpreted by Yang

[allthingsmusings]

autumn/halloween sentence starters! 🍂🍁🎃

masterlist of autumn and halloween themed sentence starters! some are original, but most are collected from other posts.

​❝ i made pumpkin cookies! want to try one? ❞

❝ did you cut yourself carving the pumpkin? let me see it. ❞

❝ stay still i’m almost done with your costume. ❞

​❝ let’s paint pumpkins. ❞

❝ hurry up! we’re going to be late for the costume party! ❞

❝ help me decorate! ❞

​❝ let’s open some windows, okay? ❞

​❝ it’s starting to rain… ❞

​❝ bring a jacket! ❞

​❝ do we really need to go to a pumpkin patch? can’t we just buy one at the store? ❞

​❝ let’s go pick pumpkins! ❞

​❝ it’s chilly out here, you need a coat. take mine. ❞

​❝ you sound sick. are you sick? ❞

*sneeze* ​❝ sorry, allergies. ❞

​❝ wanna go out for halloween? ❞

​❝ looks like it’s time to rake the leaves… ❞

​❝ let’s go get hot chocolate then go for a walk. ❞

​❝ let’s go trick-or-treating! ❞

❝ let’s go jump in the leaves! ❞

​❝ come in here where it’s dry! ❞

​❝ it’s dark?! already?! ❞

​❝ ooh it’s chilly out. ❞

​❝ please, enough with the pumpkin spice. ❞

​❝ good morning. no, don’t get up, it’s raining, let’s stay in bed a little longer… ❞

❝ did you hear about the werewolf/vampire/witch roaming around this town on halloween night? ❞

❝ let’s go to the haunted house! oh, please, please, please, please?! ❞

❝ i don’t get scared. i’m practically fearless. ❞

❝ did you hear that? ❞

❝ we have to get out of here! ❞

❝ are you going to hide in my shoulder the whole time? or actually watch the movie? ❞

❝ i’m not going in a graveyard. ❞

❝ what did you get? ❞

❝ want to trade candy? ❞

❝ i got a rock. ❞

❝ don’t blame me! it was your idea to come in here! ❞

❝ what are you going as for halloween this year? ❞

❝ i just can’t wait for halloween! ❞

❝ you should totally buy that costume! ❞

❝ trick or treat! ❞

❝ happy halloween! ❞

❝ happy fall! ❞

❝ i wanna make sure that my jack-o-lantern is the best! ❞

❝ i’ll race you through the corn maze! ❞

❝ that guy in the gorilla costume has been following us for the past ten blocks. ❞

❝ aww come on! it was a prank! ❞

❝ please, please, PLEASE no scary movie marathon! ❞

❝ that wasn’t funny! ❞

❝ i keep tripping over my costume. ❞

❝ i’m not sure we should go down that street. ❞

❝ no fair! your costume is getting you more candy. ❞

❝ faster! we need to get to all of the houses! ❞

❝ forget being ‘too old’ to trick or treat. i’m doing this forever! ❞

❝ i don’t like these woods. ❞

❝ i just saw something! ❞

❝ look at that intestine cake! ❞

❝ i’m a real vampire. ❞

❝ do you think stuff really happens on halloween? like..supernatural stuff. ❞

❝ i made us matching costumes! ❞

❝ i think i just saw something move outside your window…is someone watching us? ❞

❝ you’re not going to make me carve this pumpkin all by myself, are you? ❞

❝ did you hear there’s a masquerade ball this halloween? let’s go! ❞

❝ you shouldn’t go out there! ❞

❝ s-scared? me? i’m not..scared. ❞

[rp-ask-memes-deactivated2026012]

common day sentence starters.

“ What time is it? Do you know? ”  

“ Pardon me, did you drop this? ”

“ Could’ve been a beautiful day. Now the rain has ruined everything. ”

“ What are the chances, huh? What are the chances. ”

“ How are you doing today? ”

“ Did you need a ride? ”

“ Let’s go get a bite to eat. Come on, my treat. ”

“ Why the hell is it so damn hot outside? ”

“ Hello? Can you hear me? ”

“ Hey, miss/mister, do you possibly have directions to the nearest gas station? ”

“ Breakfast is and will always be the best part of every morning. ”

“ Last night was wild, wasn’t it? ”

“ Is there a problem? ”

“ No, I don’t wanna move. Too tired. Go without me. ”

“ I want to go to the beach. What do ya’ say? ”

“ DID YOU SERIOUSLY EAT ALL OF THE CHIPS? ”

“ If this traffic doesn’t clear up in the next ten seconds, I will literally scream out this window. ”

[moretrashyrpmemes]

Mess with my muse!

Send one to-

✍️ - Draw something on my muse

👻 - Jump out and scare my muse

🤑 - Money gag my muse

💦 - Sprinkle water on my muse

🌊 - Dump water on my muse

🍞 - Throw bread at my muse

💋 - Repeatedly kiss my muse

🤛 - Play punch my muse

💪 - Lift my muse up

🤠 - Put a silly hat on my muse

👅 - Lick my muse

🤧 - Sneeze on my muse

👈 - Poke my muse repeatedly

👀 - Uncomfortably stare at my muse

🌱 - Throw grass at my muse

🍂 - Push my muse in a pile of leaves

[horrificmemes]

Muse’s First Halloween sentence starters

Starters for/to muses who have never heard of, or experienced, Halloween (the anon request was for non-human muses, but I feel this can be attributed to several situations.)

“It’s just a costume, don’t worry. We don’t actually shape-shift into monsters on Halloween night.” “I’ve never heard of a holiday like this before.” “There’s candy? I guess it can’t be that bad then.” “I can’t believe you’ve never heard of Halloween before!” “What kind of childhood did you have if you never ate Halloween candy?” “Amazing. They shaped the peanut butter circle into a small pumpkin. How extraordinary.”  “There are whole parties where everyone is dressed up like something else? How do you recognize anyone?” “Uh, no, there aren’t any human sacrifices. They got rid of that a few centuries ago, I think.” “You’ll love Halloween! It’s much better than Valentine’s Day, I promise.” “Why do you have to kill the pumpkins? You put a face on them and then they rot. Isn’t that a bit cruel?” “Is there any kind of brutal punishment if I don’t wear a costume?” “So what deities are they praying to when they dress up like zombie nurses?” “This is without a doubt the strangest holiday I have ever heard of.” “There’s not usually a significance to the costume, no. Just whatever you want to be!” “A whole holiday all about being scared and contacting the dead? Have you all gone mad?!” “I’ve heard of holidays like this, but never experienced it.” “It’s a good excuse to hang out in the cemetery and not look too suspicious.” “No, we don’t just wear costumes or watch scary movies. We also egg peoples’ houses and throw toilet paper on their yard. We’re classy like that.” “This is the only night you can contact the dead? Where I come from, we do that every day.” “I think I like this holiday so far.” “I’m not sure I like Halloween.” “Don’t worry, Halloween is overrated anyway.” “Costumes and candy are for babies. You and me? We’re going to raise the dead.” “No, we don’t burn witches on Halloween. That’s so seventeenth century.” “Black cats and pumpkins and stuff, it’s all just based on old superstitions and legends.” “Tell me about the history of this holiday.” “This isn’t one of those Santa Clause things, is it? I don’t want to know what kinds of presents he would bring.” “Ugh! All of these costumes are hideous. And people dress like this for fun?”

[papaedgeworth-blog]

um I think he means that you're not greg......?? I have no idea,weird indeed

like, me as in mun-me? that was a little confusing, haha

[papaedgeworth-blog]

............You're not him,are you?

He blinked in confusion, a brow arching. ❝ Him? I’m not quite sure what you mean... ❞

[papaedgeworth-blog]

🍜!!!

Send 🍜 for our muses to go get ramen together!

❝ Pearls, do you and Trucy wish to join me for lunch? I had been meaning to take Maya or the boys, but it appears she’s going to be busy, as are Miles and Phoenix. ❞ He asked the two teenagers, a warm smile on his face. 

[soyacomu]

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send 🍜 for our muses to go get ramen together!

[papaedgeworth-blog]

fidcliitas replied to your post “s/o to the birthday dad <3”

boi, imma throw Mia at him- can I?

do iiiit

[papaedgeworth-blog]

s/o to the birthday dad <3

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Fuck” Sentence Starters

Angry

“What the fuck do you think you’re doing?”

“Fuck this.”

“Get the fuck out of here.”

“Who the fuck are you?”

“Fuck that!”

“I fucking hate him/her/them/you.”

“Fuck. FUCK. FUUUUCK!”

“Shut the fuck up.“

“Get your fucking act together.”

“Keep your shitty nose out of my fucking business.”

“Leave me alone, or I’ll fuck you up.”

“Get your fucking hands off of me!”

“Stay the fuck away from me.”

“Who stole my fucking shit?!”

“Who the fuck do you think you’re talking to?”

“You wanna fucking go, punk?”

“Get the fuck over it.”

“Where the fuck have you been?”

“What the fuck do you want from me?”

Sad

“Fuck life.” 

“No, I’m not fucking over it.”

“Why the fuck did he/she/they have to go and die?”

“What the fuck am I supposed to do now?”

“Why did things have to go so fucking wrong?”

“I’m gonna eat fifty fucking cartons of ice cream and then pass out and die like a warrior.”

“Try to fucking stop me from leaving my room. It’s not gonna happen.”

“The love of my life just decided that I was worth fucking nothing.”

“I fucking miss him/her/them.”

“Who the fuck cares?”

“All of this fucking shit was for nothing.”

“I fucked up my own life.”

“I can’t believe I did this fucking shit all over again.”

Insults

“Fuck you!”

“I fucked your mom last night.” 

“You’re a fucking asshole.”

“You just think you’re fucking hilarious, don’t you?” 

“Who the fuck died and made you king/queen/ruler?” 

“Go to fucking hell, you piece of shit!”

“Go fuck yourself.”

“Motherfucker!”

“Wow, that’s fucking small.”

“Get the fuck over yourself.”

Sexy

“Fuck me.”

“I don’t ‘make love’, I fuck.”

“I’d fuck you all night long.”

“You look like a fucking dog in heat.”

“You look so fucking hot right now.”

“Fuck–faster~”

“FUCK, I’m gonna come!”

“I’ll fuck you right here, right now.”

“Babe, fuck–not here.”

“You’re one cocky motherfucker. Let’s go back to my place.”

“I want to bend you over and fuck you until you can’t walk.”

“I want you to fuck me until I can’t walk.”

“F-fuck–please–~”

“I’d let you fuck me any day.”

“You better use a fucking condom.”

“Tell me what you want me to fucking do to you.”

“Do you want me to fuck you while everyone’s watching?”

“Fuck, it’s big.”

“Let’s make a fucking baby.”

Situations

“Give me a break. I’m in the fucking hospital.”

“How are YOU mad at ME when I’m the one who’s in FUCKING JAIL?”

“Help me set this fucking thing on fire.”

“I’m gonna need a fucking lawyer.”

“This is all YOUR fault, you dumb fuck.”

“It’s not MY fault we’re in fucking handcuffs.”

“Fuck, I’m so wasted.”

“What the fuck did we do last night?”

“Where the fuck am I?”

“Fuck. SHIT. There goes my car.”

“Wait–fuck. Isn’t that my house?”

“Fuck it. Might as well have fun, if we’re going to get caught.”

“Why the fuck do you have gasoline?”

“Where the fuck did that baby come from?!”

“It’s not a party until someone almost fucking dies.”

“FUCK, you scared the shit out of me!”

[papaedgeworth-blog]

come play with the dad. i wanna do more things here.

[papaedgeworth-blog]

❤ //misty pls

Send "❤" For my muse to kiss yours.

Gregory ventured into the house to find his wife after hanging up his coat and hat, finding her in the study. He approached her and hugged her from behind as greeting before he leaned around and kissed her. ❝ Sorry I’m late, dear. ❞ He murmured his apology.

[papaedgeworth-blog]

Send ☔ to see my muse caught out in it!

A thunderstorm has just rolled in!

Send ☔ to see my muse caught out in it!

Gregory sighed and looked up at the dark skies as rain poured down, but he needed to finish his work. He ignored the pounding rain as he investigated the crime scene, unaware that his son had found him until he heard him call out to him. He looked over and a warm smile appeared, a contrast to his skin, cold from the rain. ❝ Miles. ❞ He greeted. 

[rpmemesandprompts-blog]

Send "❤" For my muse to kiss yours.

[rpmemesandprompts-blog]

Send "✿" For my muse to give yours a bouquet of flowers.