Penis Inconceivable

25 white they/them AMAB commie fag 18+ only welcome to my little corner of the internet 💕 i am a world class hater i love drag, furries, fat men, painting, dark souls, pumpkin pie, and a lot of other things :3

[homura]

there are quebecois here

[sunburnt-brian]

[xxxdragonfucker69xxx]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

what if it said our fas- uhh, ourrrrr fastest and hardest bonerr, quickest- quickest uh, speed for, getting a boner

[indigosfindings]

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

[indigosfindings]

with complete sincerity: this might be the best post ever made

[petrow1tch]

some of my faves from personal dr roberta bobby preservation efforts archive:

[dragongirlsnout]

You smoked dog weed

[harpydykehalo]

The what

[fireworkss-exe]

throwing lit matches at preschoolers is punk

[pjackk]

Yeah i dont think i can take any more madness/pain

[probuccalfat]

listen to me. STOP wearing gourmands in this fuck ass heat.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

fantasy john lennon: imagine being able to use the elf stones

[couchnapping]

regular ringo starr: I've arnessed th power of th elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

ringo starr has the elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

ringo starr is the person currently in possession of the elf stones

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the current holder of the elf stones is former beatles drummer ringo starr. he is believed to be capable of using them

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

the person who possesses the elf stones today in 2026 is widely known to be ex-beatle and musician ringo starr, who is also capable of utilizing the power of the elf stones

[evilscientist3]

former beatles drummer ringo starr is actively wielding the power of the elf stones. He's building something.

[dogpuppy]

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[chilewithcarnage]

24 karat gold labubu divorces Dubai chocolate I don't fucking care girl

[yeetmewithachainsaw]

[himynameisemail]

[effemimaniac]

does anyone else see a sports field on a cold night in the texture of the hair

[c3rvida3]

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

[c3rvida3]

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

[blackjame]

[giragirameganedan]