hello! you can call me papaya! i am an autistic nonbinary/genderfluid asexual lesbian! i go by she/he/they/it with no preference, so use whatever you'd like to refer to me!
here, i will write cookie run x reader headcanons and such based on your requests! i might reach into bits of writing sooner or later, but for now it'll just be headcanons.
i play both ovenbreak and kingdom, but there are some characters i don't feel confident writing for. if i don't, i'll let you know.
rules for requesting and characters i won't write for below:
what i will do:
fluff
angst
hurt/comfort
sickfic
minor gore but i probably won't go too much into detail because it's not what i usually write hehe
hurt/no comfort (but i really don't prefer it)
x reader
possibly yandere or darker themes, but if i'm uncomfortable i will deny requests
queer themes
what i won't do:
anything not sfw (i'm not comfortable with it and i could never write it well, sorry!)
certain characters. if i feel like i can't write a certain character then i'll let you know.
anything pregnancy or wedding related. i'm not good at it.
gender specific stuff unless it's like. related to an lgbt thing. all readers are gender neutral by default and you can just insert different pronouns if you want
i'll write for child cookies but only platonically. if you want to know if i consider a character a minor shoot me an ask!
npc characters. i don't know them well enough, unfortunately. if there's an exception, i'll mention it.
i only write for crob/crk cookies. also if a cookie is brand new, i'd rather wait until the full update is over to get a grasp on their character. :)
and here's cookies i won't write! this is mostly because i feel as though i can't write them very well, so please be understanding!
gingerbright
skater cookie
zombie cookie
angel cookie
muscle cookie
pilot cookie
ninja cookie
soda cookie
devil cookie
pistachio cookie
cheerleader cookie
skating queen cookie
yoga cookie
tiger lily cookie
fairy cookie
dr wasabi cookie
mustard cookie
macaron cookie
matcha cookie
red bean cookie
ice candy cookie
pink choco cookie
red pepper cookie
grapefruit cookie
salt cookie
roll cake cookie
dj cookie
marshmallow cookie
ion cookie robot
cyborg cookie
prophet cookie
cookiemals
ice juggler cookie
banana cookie
aloe cookie
wind archer cookie
fire spirit cookie
dark enchantress cookie
millennial tree cookie (subject to change tbh)
as an extra note I WILL write choco werehound brute, but i will refer to her with she/her pronouns as i headcanon her as transfeminine.
not request related but please be kind! and when you send in requests try to be specific! like for example, (cookie) x shy! reader instead of just (cookie) x reader.
i hope this all makes sense! i hope i can write some good stuff!
um. i know theres that issue of stuff not showing up in the tags, but feel free to request still lol. if you read the rules and stuff, obviously. i write for fun, not for publicity or whatever. it's not as frustrating as it could be. plus, i'm in a really good mood today. i had a shutdown earlier because of how much autistic joy i felt. lmao.
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sorry, i might be misunderstanding lol! like cookie added to the game?
for ovenbreak, i'm wanting more snake fruit lore. ik they just had an update sort of BUT i'm their biggest fan i wanna kiss them on the mouth
for kingdom?? red velvet and pomegranate magic candy please. im hoping they don't add another beast cookie just yet bc its a little overwhelming, but like. y'know. one lesbian vs an entire company.
lobster and mocha ray for kingdom and my life is yours devsisters
I LOST THE ASK BC I HAD TO REUPLOAD but heres your red velvet cookie request whomever asked for it. i'm so sorry :(
Red Velvet Cookie x Reader (Dating Headcanons)
Red Velvet Cookie is seen as someone who's serious, a general under Dark Enchantress Cookie. naturally, that's someone who's tough and fierce, strategic and possibly even cold.
… If you're someone close to him, though, he quickly becomes all of those things, plus warm and surprisingly tender, soft like he is with his cake hounds. He is such a dog dad, and it doesn't take long to find this out if you enter any kind of relationship with him.
As a general rule, if you're wanting to be closer with him, you have to be someone who likes his cake hounds, or at the very least tolerates them. If you outwardly hate them or are cruel to them, there's no chance.
It's even better if you love them, though. Showing warmth and love towards his cake hounds will endear him to you greatly, regardless of what side of the war you're on. If you're just as soft to them as he is, there'll be a connection.
If you're in a relationship with Red Velvet Cookie, he's protective towards you. He tries to keep you away from his work if you're different from him, out of worry. If you're on the same side, though, he'll be willing to let you help him, albeit with a lot of precautions. You're important to him, just like his cake hounds.
Dates include hanging out with the cakes, usually. Whether it's sat in bed cuddling, surrounded by piles and piles of dogs, or going on walks to quiet places, likely with about twenty of them tailing you. They're like an extension of him, after all.
He's incredibly gentle when handling you, especially with his cake arm. He's worried about hurting you, you're so fragile. Even if you're not typically 'fragile', he's still worried. He'll always be worried, deep down.
Saying that, though, he can easily pick you up as he pleases. Imagine being about to walk off of something if you're clumsy, and he just scruffs you by the back of your shirt with his cake arm. That kind of thing.
I see him as someone who's easy to fluster, given his lack of experience with such things. Hand holding, especially with his cake hand, cheek kisses, little side hugs as he goes on about his stuff… It's all bound to make him red in the face.
He's not uncomfortable with affection, though. An arm around you to guide you, protectively standing side by side with you, holding you up as his cake hounds excitedly tackle you as a greeting.
Prepare to find everything you own covered in dog hair. Like, everything. I own guinea pigs, and their poop and fur gets EVERYWHERE. So imagine it with… How many dogs?
Overall, he's a protective and serious partner, but with an undeniable amount of tenderness and warmth. He treats you with the same amount of love as his cake hounds, and you've seen how he feels about them.
guys im gonna get my shit together and make a list of characters i won't write for! i'm so sorry it's taken so long, this whole thing is a bit intimidating. thanks for your patience <3
guys im gonna get my shit together and make a list of characters i won't write for! i'm so sorry it's taken so long, this whole thing is a bit intimidating. thanks for your patience <3
HIII hruu?? SOO umm could I have some Wind archer x gn Dragon reader shot pls?? It could b angsty or fluffy or anything u like TYYYY *stares*
im so sorry, but i really don't know much about wind archer so im not sure if i could actually write him well enough, haha! feel free to request someone else as many times as you want, though. i'm so sorry that i don't have a solid list, because it's kind of hard to sort through in my audhd riddled head lol.
actually, as a general, i'm not sure if i can properly write any of the ovenbreak legendaries, except for the dragons of course because i'm actually in lesbians with all of them. again, i'm like REALLY really sorry :((
adding something new to my pinned post rq about a new rule for characters i won't write for. it's nothing major, just something i happened to consider at... 3:40am.
Ah okay! Do you write for any of the newer characters?
probably! honestly, my rules are a little weird, haha. if it's a character i can't do, i'll reply saying that! there's no limits on requests, so send as many as you want if you're worried a character won't be accepted!
So I heard requests are open! Could I possibly have some hcs for madeleine cookie x !gender neutral !age regressor reader x espresso cookie? If you aren't okay with age regression, that's okay!! 🎀🩷
Hi! Sorry this took a bit! I've never written age regression before, but it was interesting to look into! I've, like, read stuff about it before, but writing it was a new experience entirely, especially for two characters I'm not all that into. It was super fun and enlightening, thank you!
... Also got wrapped up in the Sims 4. My bad!
I assume you meant romantic (obviously not specifically for the agere thing, just like in general) so I did write it as such, but it's kept very subtle in case. It's not even the focus, so don't worry. I hope this is okay!
Espresso Cookie x Age Regressor! Reader x Madeleine Cookie
When you started dating Espresso and Madeleine, you’d never even thought about mentioning the whole age regression thing. At least, not at first.
… Maybe you’d just forgotten, until it actually happens, albeit involuntarily. It might happen one day, if you’re overwhelmed or shut down from sensory overload, or as the result of a panic attack.
The two are confused, but still willing to help. It’s not that they’re unaccepting, just a little confused the first time around.
Once everything returns to normal and the dust settles, you realise you’ll likely have to come out about the whole thing. It’s a little scary, and surely they’d…
…. But no! Espresso had already started researching such a thing after the first time. He’s efficient, after all. Madeleine isn’t by any means dumb, but he’s a little bad with social cues I’d like to believe, so Espresso has to clue him in.
So next time it happens, voluntary or involuntary, they’re prepared.
When you’re little, Espresso will wrap his cape around you like a blanket. It’s an odd amount of tenderness for him, really. If you’re overwhelmed, he’s likely the one you go to for soothing words and slow hugs.
… Madeleine, on the other hand, is all dramatics and sweeping motions, telling stories and recalling tales. Maybe they’re a bit exaggerated, but with how you laugh and smile and grown visibly warmer at his sweeping motions and funny voices, it’s definitely the right thing.
Like, look at Madeleine and tell me this man wouldn’t be sick at those library things where you read to kids. He’d put on little voices and do huge motions.
If Espresso reads to you, it’s visibly calmer with less dramatics. Like, far less. Probably better for bedtime stories and such, in a way.
Madeleine will spoil you rotten, whether it’s toys or literally anything else you need. Espresso in comparison is a bit more sensitive to your more subtle needs, making sure everything is perfect for you to process your feelings, however big and overwhelming.
For two people with a bit of a ‘rivalry’, albeit a loving one given the nature of your relationship, the two function like a well-oiled machine.
