yes

woah!!!!! 22

[oldpeoplefacebook]

[loucygoosey]

Oh look it’s my number one comfort show

[bluealiencereal-deactivated2023]

New comfort show just dropped

[kirbtual]

[45percenterthen]

cosmetic surgery is yassifed taxidermy for alive things

[paperplanechemtrails]

[kingstylesdaily]

Resources:

abortionfinder.org

abortionfunds.org

lifebeat.org

plannedparenthoodaction.org

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

how many hands you got

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

two? don’t see how that’s relevant

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

allow me illustrate you

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

that’s still four people

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

i truly can’t make this any clearer

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

will smith isn’t gay. he has a wife and three beautiful, talented children

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

don’t know what you’re on about. will smith and slightly wider blue will smith have been married for years. they’re a hollywood love story

[naomster]

I can’t believe this post predicted the live action Aladdin genie

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

If we lose tumblr how will we ever replace these posts in which every reply feels like a punch in the face

[diah-the-demon]

Prev X2 tags you are so right

[alexredgrave]

[earthshakinlove-deactivated2018]

can’t wait for 2017 so I can stop realizing things

[enterheavenalive]

2017 is about dealing with things

[helianthus-pilled]

No

[bwunni]

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

[grugz]

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania

[adampvrrish]

i'm unbearably lonely!!! *continues to bear it*

[audrocur-deactivated20221128]

me: my wife just gave birth someone from melbourne: I’m from melbourne

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I freakin love off the wall illuminati theories

[lobster-senpai-deactivated20150]

“Off the wall”. Vans. Vans off the wall. Vans are also cars. Who drives vans? Creeps. Whos creepy? Slenderman. Slenderman wears a suit, so Natalia Kills would dissaprove. “Natalia Kills” has three A’s in it. a triangle has three sides. This post is illuminati confirmed.

[space-cadet-123-deactivated2020]

I’m so happy tbh

[vicevirtue]

You just proved it again. “I’m so happy tbh” has 12 letters in it. It also has 4 words. Guess what 12 divided by 4 is? That’s right- it’s 3. A triangle has 3 sides. Checkmate. Illuminati confirmed yet again. This is too easy.

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

[valtsv]

at this point i'm holding myself together with glitter glue

[kyleehenke]

hey do you have a tumblr

no sorry

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you don’t have a tumblr 

[thebootydiaries]

[darkenedyeastextract]

two different groups of people think this is an exchange between some random and an icon