jesus forgive me, i am a thot

Tayla • 25 • Melbourne

[retrogamingblog2]

[555332]

[billytaycyrus]

“Do not look for my heart any more, the beasts have eaten it.”

— Charles Baudelaire, The Flowers of Evil (via thelovejournals)

[gwennovynne]

Men are so underwhelming. Give me a rose. Sing to me. Come into my dressing room through a two way mirror. Find a mannequin that looks like me and dress it up like a bride. Meet me in the graveyard and pretend to be my dead father. Burn down the Opera House. Impress me you fools

[mjalti]

get you a man who can do both? ..show me a man who can do one (1) thing correctly…

[theedorksinlove]

different viewpoints

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

y'all act like you’ve never read a post about cum before

[acoolguy]

i haven’t i hope i never do

[hotvampireadjacent]

I hate to tell you this…but you’re in a post about cum right now.

[acoolguy]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

im not your little dad anymore, girl

[elsaspants]

this is making me delirious. I want to cry every time I read this

[thetrippytrip]

[thyrell]

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

[retrowar]

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

[jay-jay-gone]

Are you proud of yourself? Are you happy you made this?

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

Oh you have no idea.

[springfieldusa]

[justinpie]

holy shit marge

[notliterallyunbelievable-deacti]

People falling for Clickhole is even funnier than people falling for the Onion becuase Clickhole doesn’t even ATTEMPT to sound convincing like the Onion does.

[ai-yo]

Clickhole liked the tweet

[violaslayvis]

Cargo shorts are one of the ugliest clothes ever invented. Next to overalls.

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

Cargo Shorts are useful when you’re meeting a white bear in the desert and have to carry Gun Oil, condoms, weed, a crowler of craft beer and your 3DS XL with pokemon moon so

[antiandrogen]

Just carry a purse…

[chavorruco-noventero-deactivate]

But I told him I was masc :(

[elevan-deactivated20250122]

:(

[funnytwittertweets]