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THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVER

[lucimorningstar812]

🎄 Merry Christmas to all the Europeans who celebrate it today 🎄

🎁 Merry Christmas Eve to everyone who celebrates tomorrow 🎁

🕎 Happy Hanukkah to all the Jewish friends 🕎

(I did say 3rd day, but it'll only be 2nd right? Because it starts at sundown)

⭐️ A wonderful holiday if you have a different celebration ⭐️

🗓 And an awesome Tuesday to anyone who doesn't celebrate anything 🗓

I hope everyone has a lovely day regardless of their plans, and anyone struggling knows that they're loved and not alone 💜

[baelonthebrave]

when you fail a level 20 times and the loading screen is like “remember you can always change the difficulty setting in the options menu!! :))”

[papi-lion]

and then you remember you're already playing in the easiest effing setting provided but that doesn't do shit when you're supposed to take down a helicopter with bow and arrow while some dudes try to shoot you

[minfonica]

[bettername2come]

Me, ignoring the last 10 minutes of Veronica Mars season 4.

[papi-lion]

[aw-dag]

You know every show that the premise is like “people find out ghosts/monsters/demons are real and are charged with stopping them” appeal to me way more now as a post-graduate not because I believe in ghosts more or whatever but because can you IMAGINE just being handed a job that you don’t even need to apply for? Like just being told “basically there’s this bad thing and all you do is make sure it doesn’t do what it wants” that’s just customer service baby and I worked that for 6 goddamn years! Just TRY getting past “I have a job to offer you” before I can jump down your throat agreeing.

[aw-dag]

some idiot with a dumb ghost-hunting name who joined the Cause because they love the paranormal: oh fuck oh shit this is really scary guys I’m having second thoughts

me, who knows that if we run away I have to apply to like, a real actual Jobbe again: wakey wakey demons it’s this or retail so guess who’s got nothing to lose

[st-pam]

[fleckerdgirl]

Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience

[allthingsgerman]

As you may have noticed, she sang live.

German commentator Peter Urban (via allthingsgerman)

[seeroftodayandtomorrow]

In true Eurovision tradition, Madonna doesn’t hit the notes

[socialjusticewargames-deactivat]

Guy down in the corner looks a bit bored/unimpressed by Madonna.

[nissecore]

[papi-lion]

woah iceland snapped

[trashbagsunite]

my last brain cell at 5am trying to figure out how i went from being your man to being your friend of a friend of a friend of a friend

[papi-lion]

why is russia trapped in a mirror maze?

[tylerposey]

Idris Elba in Turn Up Charlie (2019)

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

i love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. i have a friend who got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

ok i apparently wasn’t clear enough with how stupid this question was. they didn’t mean if you ate it. they asked if you rubbed soap on your body, like in the shower, if there was nutritional value to that. we’re talking peak dumbass here not natural curiosity