What a ride, hm?
Things seem to be... As they should.
Perhaps it's about time I finally retired.
For good, this time.
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@papi-papillon
What a ride, hm?
Things seem to be... As they should.
Perhaps it's about time I finally retired.
For good, this time.
Thoughts on tikki *being* a couffaine
I feel like their are some flaws with this plan.
That and she's married with kids already.
Thoughts on tikki *being* a couffaine
I feel like their are some flaws with this plan.
@papi-papillon @anarka-means-anarchy mom dad can we go to sweden for christmas for absolutely no reason at all no ulterior motives here??
Yeah of course! I see no problem in that!
yay!! i'll grab the flamethrower
I was going to say absolutely not but it seems that the decision has been made.
This is the part where I watch things burn I think.
You live with Anarka, what were you expecting?
Everything but peace and quiet.
This is the part where I watch things burn I think.
LIFE IS A PAIN I HATE EVERYTHING
What's happened now?
I saw something I didn't want to see.
Everythings a shit
Sorry to hear.
LIFE IS A PAIN I HATE EVERYTHING
What's happened now?
How many children do you haveee
Biologically?
Three.
Legally?
Five.
Currently willing to speak with me?
Four.
If you're my kid, please take a step forward. Let me count yall.
Thank you, sweetie
That's 1
Hi mom
Hi mom (v2)
Oh nino! Hello dear! Are you okay?
Okay, 3 !! Progress!
4!!!! Hi nino! Sorry, I mean, hi Luka!!
Love you, sweetie!
hi mom
i think i am?
I would *hope* so.
dad?
Evening, Dear!
If you're my kid, please take a step forward. Let me count yall.
Thank you, sweetie
That's 1
Hi mom
Hi mom (v2)
Oh nino! Hello dear! Are you okay?
Okay, 3 !! Progress!
4!!!! Hi nino! Sorry, I mean, hi Luka!!
Love you, sweetie!
hi mom
i think i am?
I would *hope* so.
If you're my kid, please take a step forward. Let me count yall.
Thank you, sweetie
That's 1
Hi mom
Hi dear!! How have you been?
Ok that's 2
It feels like I've been asleep for months but other than that all good! How are you?
Would you like some coffee? Feels like I haven't seen you in so long!
I'm very confused, math was never my thing. You know?
I'll be over in a bit! We can catch up.
Dont forget your son, Alice.
You're a son, how can I annoy my dad?
Become successful at the things they claim are worthless.
Marry a pirate for bonus points.
You're a dad tell me how to annoy my dad
I cannot.
I have sworn the oaths of fatherhood and cannot betray another member in good standing.
What should I do after my dad annoyed Me? Should I annoy him in return?
That's not likely the wisest course of action.
Unfortunately, I don't know who you are or the specifics of your situation, but I can't condone any *serious* campaigns of chicanery against your father for what could be a minor offense.
A little trouble is apt, however.
hey siri who was crocoduo
Jagged Stone's old outfit before he got famous and ditched them.
They were pretty good.
you mean lamp man's celebrity crush is an outfit?? i thought crocoduo was a band
but lamp man crushing on an outfit makes sense considering his fashion design skills are subpar at best
Not... What I meant.
It was a band.
A duo, to be specific.
I don't think they ever went public on why they broke up.
wait now im confused are they a band or an outfit
A band. I used a poor choice of words.
hey siri who was crocoduo
Jagged Stone's old outfit before he got famous and ditched them.
They were pretty good.
you mean lamp man's celebrity crush is an outfit?? i thought crocoduo was a band
but lamp man crushing on an outfit makes sense considering his fashion design skills are subpar at best
Not... What I meant.
It was a band.
A duo, to be specific.
I don't think they ever went public on why they broke up.