Anarka Couffaine

current episode: evil illustrator she/her. 🔥 #alwps

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[thebittersweetscience]

assign your mutuals a vibe

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

[birdofmay]

[ID: Post this and let your mutuals decide what you're most known for /end ID]

[anarka-means-anarchy]

New years slaps ass

[i-am-the-visitor]

Prop 65 was made for a reason

[real-eiffel-tower]

Prop 65 is a coward

[i-am-the-visitor]

Prop 65 can save lives

[real-eiffel-tower]

Nobody's out here eating tables though.

*looks at Luka*

...okay, maybe one person is eating tables.

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

You can't prove anything

[the-amazing-rosetta-martin]

Luka!!! 🤨 Don’t eat a table. Love Mom

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

@anarka-means-anarchy mom can I eat the table?

[anarka-means-anarchy]

As long as you don't break your teeth, sweetie 😊

[griffenoireofficial]

do you eat uranium or is not something you tried?

People eat uranium? I haven’t tried it but now I want to

[rose-lavillant1]

some of us do! @chatblancofficial @argosofficial and @kagamitsurugiofficial are the most active eaters! i eat it sometimes too ☺️

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Me too!! It's really tasty

[ninolahiffeofficial]

Yeah nah don't listen to Rose and Juleka, they're slowly dying of Uranium poisoning so they're a little delirious

[chatblancofficial]

No I think Griffe can do it. Juleka and rose ARE dying though. I mean, juleka thinks she can turn into a bat so.. yeah, delirious.

[argosofficial]

oh god, okay then. Yeah Griffe can have Uranium

[rose-lavillant1]

i am not dying!

[julekacouffaineufficial]

And I can turn into a bat!!

[emonetteevil]

You're so delusional. I can't believe that I'm saying this but I honestly prefer the prep juleka in my universe. At least she doesn't mumble and believe she's a stupid vampire.

[eelec-knife-fish-kwami]

@anarka-means-anarchy prove Emonette wrong.

[anarka-means-anarchy]

Uranium is quite good for your health actually, it's a old sailors tradition and proven to make yer life slightly better. As for the bat thing, I wouldn't say it's a lie, my children are known for achieving the impossible, I wouldn't be surprised

[anarka-means-anarchy]

WHY IS YOUR DAUGHTER A VAMPIRE???!!!

-@eelec-knife-fish-kwami

Mainly bc I birthed her. Its in the genes, dear 😊

[anarka-means-anarchy]

Hi mom!

-@julekacouffaineufficial

Oh hi dear<3

Any arson planned for today? 😊

[julekacouffaineufficial]

Oh you know, the usual, burning luka's ass and roger's car

[anarka-means-anarchy]

Just make sure you burn your brother outside the ship, I think we ran out of fire extinguishers.

Do you need any help burning roger's car?

[anarka-means-anarchy]

Hi mom!

-@julekacouffaineufficial

Oh hi dear<3

Any arson planned for today? 😊

[anarka-means-anarchy]

With a cane in my hand, and a mask on my face

Cult party outfit check:

[themeowvulouschatnoir]

*Honk* 🪿

Cataclysm!

[anarka-means-anarchy]

HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY CHILD!???

[anarka-means-anarchy]

*Honk* 🪿

Adorable!!!

Adopted! 😊

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

why does your bio say couffaine?

because @anarka-means-anarchy adopted me

[anarka-means-anarchy]

That's right. I have a child that is a goddess. I raised her well, and im extremely proud of her.

[anarka-means-anarchy]

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars

Oh dear, we can't run away from reality forever.

[anarka-means-anarchy]

M: I wanna redo it for the whole group and tally it up based on in character opinions, so I'm asking everyone, and yes, this time I'm from the discord and my identity is obvious instead of some rando anon. Like an ask game- 🌈

Monarch or Mayura?

Oh dear, it's quite an easy question!

Mayura, for sure

She is a powerful, strong woman, and that has always been a priority for me. She could take over the evil scheming, in fact, she should, I think she would be a much better opponent to LB and CN.

Monarch let his power get over his head and can't even follow his own ideals.

His first monarch costume was fire, tho.

[lukacouffainesurvivingoncaffeine]

🎶 Mister clean. Not my lover 🎶

[chocolate-chip-tikki]

[anarka-means-anarchy]

I'm so sorry you had to witness that, dear.