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The Trump 'kids' have one function: assist in family crimes.
Tom hardyâs oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom
Bowsette Whomst?
Can someone from the Pokemon fandom explain this, I donât understand nurse Joyâs reaction.
Ho-oh is basically a minor deity, so nurse joy pretty much just heard this ten year old say âi threw a rat at a god.â
i threw a rat at a god
The best part? Pikachu is awake. Pokemon faint upon being defeated.
What Nurse Joy heard was more along the lines of âI threw a mouse at a god and the mouse won.â
what is a king to a god
what is a god to a ten year old with an electric mouse
Schittâs Fucking Creek.
Every single utterance of âfuckâ from the entire Schittâs Creek series.Â
âUm, Beatrice, why are you pretending Iâm this guyâs nephew? We need money.â
Mom from Futurama is basically how I envision Toph as a parent
THIS IS BREATHTAKING
I FORGOT THIS EXISTED
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"You are no longer licensed to use the software," Adobe told them.
Friendly reminder that GIMP does pretty much everything Photoshop does, and itâs 100% free. Fuck DRM and the license culture, we have plenty of open source options available to us as a consumer.
Lightworks is a freeware video editor on par with Premiere
Blender is an excellent freeware 3D renderer,possibly better than After Effects
Lightzone to replace Lightroom
Inkscape to replace Illustratr
Audacity to replace Audition (I also received a free version of Pro Tools with my Scarlett Solo audio interface)
If Adobe is going to be greedy shitheads, then fuck âem. Donât use their stuff. Freeware can be just as good, if not better, than Adobe CC.
this literally made me laugh so hard it shooke my BRAIN
god DAM babey u done stop me in m TRACKS i can smell ur dam FEET from HHHHHHH EEEEEEHEEEHOOHOOO i can smell ur dam FEET from HERE well look me n the patnurs goin down to the levi tpack some LIPS maybe go mudridin how bouchune y HHHHHHHHHHHH fat ass friend hop ina HHHHHHHHHHHHH đđ hop inthe backs HH HHH HHH HEEEEEEE
bruh
everything about this⊠this statue, the choppy waves, the cliffs behind her, the echo, the drummingâŠ.. aesthetic
Lyrics in Faroese:
TrĂžllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg TrĂžllabundin djĂșpt Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă mĂni sĂĄl Ă hjartanum logar brennandi bĂĄl brennandi bĂĄl
TrĂžllabundin eri eg eri eg Galdramaður festi meg festi meg TrĂžllabundin inn Ă hjartarĂłt Ă hjartarĂłt Eyga mĂtt festist har ið galdramaður stóð
English translation:
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound deep in my soul, in my soul In my heart burns a smouldering fire, smouldering fire
Spellbound am I, am I The wizard has enchanted me, enchanted me Spellbound in my heartâs root, my heartâs root
Did anyone else just get the shivers? Cuz Iâm definitely getting the shivers.
Btdubs, the singer is EivĂžr PĂĄlsdĂłttir.
Reblogging again for the haunting wizard lyrics
shoutout to the faroe island for being the only real viking island left
I know the islands are owned by Denmark but this reminds me so much of Iceland
Fun fact this woman is trying to single handedly preserve this kind of singing in her culture by performing and making people aware of it because itâs been fading with time and sheâs afraid if she doesnât spread it it will disappear and be lost to future generations
She sings the theme song for The Last Kingdom which is one of my favourite shows ever.
My patients coming up with reasons why they can't wear a mask
Ya know how in Watchmen, Dr. Manhattan exists in all times at the same time? Thatâs what watching this felt like. I am both in 2020 and 2005. Who is this intrepid time traveler???
Someone on Twitter pointed out that apart from all the different elements, this is a master class in story telling and comedic timing.
đ HER FACE OMG
I love her lmao
She sounded like Miranda Sings lol
â Whenever a Trump supporter asks you to "name one time Trump was racist," feel free to link to this....
1973: The Nixon administration sued Trump for refusing to rent to black people.
1980s: Trump's casinos were accused of hiding the black staff when Trump visited.
1989: Trump took out a full-page ad, arguing for the death penalty for a group of black men (The 'Central Park Five'), effectively putting a bounty on their heads, and plaguing them with a lifetime of death threats. He was sued by the Justice Department for discrimination.
1991: âBlack guys counting my money! I hate it. The only kinds of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yarmulkes every day⊠I think that the [black] guy is lazy. And itâs probably not his fault, because laziness is a trait in blacks. It really is.â
1992: Trump's casino was fined $200,000 for transferring black dealers off certain tables to appease racist patrons.
1993: Trump said Native American casinos shouldnât be allowed because âthey donât look like Indians to me.â
2000: Trump ran a series of attack ads against Native American casinos alleging (with no proof) that they were guilty of crimes.
2004: Trump fired a black contestant from 'The Apprentice' for being over-educated.
2010: Trump argued in favor of segregating Muslims in Lower Manhattan.
2011: Birtherism. Trump alleged that Obama was Kenyan based on nothing but skin color. He never apologized nor renounced that claim.
2015 (1): Trump called Mexican immigrants "rapists" who are "bringing crime and drugs" to the U.S.
2015 (2): Trump called for "a ban on all Muslims entering the U.S."
2016 (1): Trump called for a Mexican judge to recuse himself based on nothing other than his race. Paul Ryan said this was âthe textbook definition of a racist comment.â
2016 (2): Trump regularly retweeted material from white supremacists and neo-Nazis during his campaign.
2016 (3): Trump tweeted a picture alleging that Hillary was Jewish, or controlled by Jewish people.
2016 (4): The Trump campaign adopted Nixon's "Law and Order" rhetoric which was based in racial fearmongering.
2016 (5): Trump told black voters "What do you have to lose?"
2017 (1): Trump asked a reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus simply because she was black.
2017 (2): "...some very fine people on both sides" said Trump of a violent Nazi rally.
2017 (3): Trump said people from Haiti "all have AIDS" and people from Nigeria would never âgo back to their hutsâ after seeing America.
2018 (1): Trump called Haiti and African countries shitholes.
2018 (2): Trump referenced the trail of tears to mock Elizabeth Warren.
2019: Trump tweeted that four black and brown congresswomen should go back where they came from. Then attacked Elijah Cummings. Then Baltimore. Then Al Sharpton.
2020: Trump called black protesters "THUGS" just days after calling white protesters "very good people." Then he threatened to direct the military to shoot the black protestors in the street.â-Translate Trump
I keep seeing yall refer to the central park 5 as "men" and they were literally CHILDREN when trump called for their deaths.