Not in Kansas Anymore

Roxie I 21 I She/They I Trans Superstar I Hero of Space I Bear Princess I Paramore Forever

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Ok. Who wants to see him? I need to know.

[princet-andy]

Him??

[smolalpacacutie-deactivated2021]

Yes.

HIM

[sleepiestprincess]

I NEEDED to see him

[thathomestar]

yakuza 2 came out in 2008 in north america

[hellwolf99]

The funny thing is, that’s not a bad localization of how the guy types in Japanese.

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

the new drink of the new decade

[antimereplex]

Wait- how is this diet

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

one sip and you decide not to drink the rest

[hyperswim-deactivated20200515]

this is the same guy that painted the chase banks on fire ..,,,, Comrade Alex

[trufflesmushroom]

Alex Schaefer was my painting instructor in college at ACCD. He’s just as chaotic as you’d expect. He’d sometimes miss whole weeks cuz he was in jail for protesting unethical banking. We saw him on TV a lot during the 2016 election cuz he was always carrying around that huge puppet during demonstrations and marches in LA. Always covered in paint even when he wasn’t teaching. Or painting. I’ve been to his apartment during a field trip and it’s covered in paint dabs from top to bottom, just absolutely caked in it. Taught us a lot of great techniques. Great painter, great teacher. Absolute weirdo. I respect him a lot.

[whofvckncares]

[galaxybrainthot]

this post reads very differently for mlm and wlw

[schizophrenicarchivist-remade-d]

mlm:

wlw:

[pajamaslam-deactivated20190101]

the switch from ‘a girl worth fighting for’ to coming upon the decimated village in mulan is THE MOST kick-in-the-teeth mood change IN ALL OF CINEMA

[furikomaru-deactivated20190920]

That scene shift did more for our generation’s understanding of the horror of war in ten seconds than Game of Thrones did in eight seasons, and it did it without showing us a single dead body. 

[genresavvygentleman]

OKAY BUT HOLD ON THOUGH.

I’ve spent the past… five? Let’s say five - the past five years analyzing the structure of Disney Musicals as part of the process to write my own/a parody of them, and the thing is that all the modern ones have roughly the same number of songs - except Mulan.

Mulan has about half, because after AGWFF ends with that unresolved final phrase, there are no more songs until the end credits, which isn’t even sung in-universe.

Mulan wasn’t even the REALM of fucking around - when they arrive at that village, when the true horrors of war are brought into the story, not only does it interrupt THAT song, it breaks the entire fucking mold - the movie’s damn genre changes; it is no longer a musical.

And the Huns represent this from the start - Jafar and Hades are notable for not having proper villain songs, but Jafar does get his Prince Ali refrain and Hades and his plan get sung ABOUT by the muses. No scene with the Huns has any singing, they are mentioned once in song (the second line of Man, natch), and they of all Disney Villains are probably the most serious - no jokes, no witty asides, no sassy delivery of dry humor. The Huns are an invading army who plan to straight up kill a fuckton of people, including children, and AGWFF’s sudden end is the moment when our happy go lucky MUSICAL protagonists finally come in contact with them and their work directly - and it breaks them. Because shit like the Huns cannot exist in happy go lucky musical world. They just exist in our world. The real world. And you can’t sing your problems away here.

The end of A Girl Worth Fighting For is a brilliant use of metanarrative sensibilities to convey a message. It is utterly perfect.

[truelight8]

Daaaamn, Tony. That’s fucking deep, my guy

[genresavvygentleman]

I didn’t spend two years and thousands of dollars on a Master’s Degree in literature to NOT over analyze every text I engage with.

[richardmadens-archive]

[tenaciousdcepticon24]

This joke was beyond ahead of its time

[synodicatalyst]

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[emetophoria]

[youareyoubutwhoareyou]

[northstarthembo]

[chubby-robot]

[matineemonsters]

[paraboar]

[valtsv]

taking stock meme phrases and translating them into Ye Olde English is literally top tier comedy

[valtsv]

“hoes mad” - average, basic, possibly funny in the right context and if it appeals to your personal sense of humor

“wenches vexed” - instant kill shot

[valtsv]

this post RUINED my sense of humor ever since i first saw it nothing else has even come CLOSE to making me laugh as hard and probably never will

[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[zenzgtandg]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine

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[raysdrawlings]

At long last I’m excited to share my comic ‘Tinder’! I had so much fun on this project and it got me really excited to write more stories! I sincerely hope you enjoyed the comic and have a great day! <3

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[utopicwork]

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

[wizardshark]

hey i think that guy is a goose!!

[utopicwork]

[illumickeynati]

Pokemon:

Me:

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

I love bears they’re so fucking big and dumb

[ivebeensuicidalforalongtimesorr]

I am talking about the animal!!!!!!!

[champagnechaachi]

[vaspider]