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Deie. Splatoon 👍 ‖ Licensed Deep Cut Enjoyer, Frye Onaga Specialist!! ‖ 21 ‖ she/her ‖ PROSHIP/PROFIC, NSFW DNI ‖ no NSFW replies/etc., please!

[paradeie]

★ TAG GUIDE BELOW THE CUT! Navigating this blog has never been easier!!1!

MY POSTS:

• deie.og (all of them),

• deie.txt (observations/analysis about characters, lore, worldbuilding, small details, etc.)

• deie.talk (casual comments about the game, news, etc. / not analysis),

• deie.ask (both sent and received asks).

SPLATOON POSTS BY CONTENT TYPE:

• fanart (specifically, also comics & animations),

• commentary (same as deie.txt),

• talk (same as deie.talk),

• videos,

• music (audio and all music-related posts),

• memes,

• polls,

• gifs,

• edits.

NOTE: this list is a WIP and constantly evolving as I post about more stuff. Check out the featured tags too!

[courtesycalling]

[candyje11yfish]

YOU'RE TELLING ME A FRYE FRIED THIS RICE⁉️⁉️

[windowshrt]

Splatoon 3: Grand Festival "The Past" vs. "The Present" vs. "The Future" [x]

downloads: [1] [2] [3] these are usable as blog headers n whatever without credit. i just gif'd em

[paradeie]

oooh my god Past vs Present vs Future is REAL. they CALLED IT. TEAM FUTURE ALL THE WAY, LET'S GO DEEP CUT YOU DESERVE THE WORLD. we can't risk the other idols taking the spotlight from them next game (although it's not that likely, surely they KNOW we need a full Deep Cut story mode) !!

FUTURISTIC SPLATOON IS SO CLOSE TO BECOMING A REALITY. PLEASE.

[skyplayssplatoon3]

FINALFEST/GRAND FESTIVAL ANNOUNCED!!

The Trailer for the Events!

The Theme: "What's More Important? Past vs Present vs Future"

Updated Squid Sisters/Off The Hook Splatoon 3 Amiibo!!

WE'RE EATING GOOD TONIGHT, FELLAS!!

[Source: SplatoonJP on Twitter]

[3drod]

Summer Nights is here! Which spot would you reserve all for yourself? A Palace? A Theme Park or the Beach? Splat it out!

[dr-spectre]

SHES SOOOO CUTEEE!!! AHHHHHH!!! IM BEING SUCH A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL RN BUT IDC!!!! SHES SO FJRIW9RIFUEUE

LOOK AT HER!!! I COMMAND EVERYONE TO LOOK AT HER RIGHT NOW!!!!!! THIS IS NOT A CHOICE! YOU MUST LOOK AT HER!!!

[splat-n-crash]

NEW INTERVIEW NEW INTERVIEW NEW INTERVIEW

[rassicas]

I've gotten a hold of a very rare issue of Nintendo Dream from October 2017, containing an interview with the Splatoon developers. like seriously, i hadn't seen any documentation of this anywhere. HUGE huge thanks to @squidhominid, who spent Too Much Money to buy a copy and scan it!! Since a lot of it is formatted in blurbs like what's pictured above, I'd been unsure how to organize and share translations...I've decided I will gradually share snippets of it like so and compile it all later. Please be patient. Translation under the cut.

In relation to the characters from Story Mode The Rule-abiding Octarian Army

---Is Octavio a DJ and a general? Inoue: Well, his name is General DJ Octavio (laughs). He commands the Octarian army, so naturally he's a general. [[TN: Octavio's JP name includes "General" rather than just "DJ Octavio" like in english.]] ---Going off of that, there are other ranks, right? Amano: That's right. The Octarians as a species act seriously, so if they didn't have ranks they wouldn't be able to work properly. (laughs) Inoue: Originally, we made Octavio as a character as a pair to Cap'n Cuttlefish on the Inkling's side. Now as for why Octavio is an octopus that holds wasabi sticks... the act of "grating" wasabi made us think of "scratching", and "scratching" made us think of "DJ"...So he came to be both a general and a DJ. [[TN: takowasa, or octopus and wasabi paired together, is a popular izakaya snack. Same goes for atarime, (cuttlefish's JP name) dried squid. It's supposed to be like a snack showdown.]] Nogami: The Octarians are led by music. Octavio makes his own music to control them. Inoue: The music tells them to move and work according to the rules (laughs). ---So, for him as a general, is the music just for controlling the Octarians? Or does he enjoy it? Amano: It is for leadership, with that 'duntz duntz' sort of tempo. So I think for him, he sees the popularity and influence of the Squid Sisters as something that has a military-like controlling power. ---Is Cap'n Cuttlefish unable to turn into squid form, and can Octavio not turn into humanoid form? Amano: Cuttlefish can probably transform and produce some ink, but not like he could in his younger years. It's like when your grandpa says he's gonna do a squat, and he can kind of do it, but not really... it's like that. Inoue: Octavio became unable to take on his humanoid form due to an injury he got long ago. In a Sunken Scroll in S1, you can see a figure who appears to be Octavio before he was injured.

[[TN: This has to be the true origin to the information of Octavio being unable to take on humanoid form! I was troubled by the fact that when this info was brought up by the writers of nintendo dream in that 2018 issue in a way that made it sound like obvious information, they didn't say when or where they heard it...but this is it.]]

[splatoonpolls]

So guys. Gem aka Squid School has been accused of sexual assault.

Here’s the Google doc if you want to learn more.

A Study in Subtle Manipulation

A Study in Subtle Manipulation By MissPixiSix Hey everyone! So here’s that evidence doc I said I wasn’t going to make. Obligatory “sorry i

I can’t believe this guy works as a teacher . And when it comes to abuse, it’s about a power dynamic. The abuser is on top, finically, physically, psychologically. They can easily change the perspective.

[gomigomipomi]

Marie will catch up eventually.

[rassicas]

How do Inklings and Octolings bathe?

some headcanons+doodles about how i think inklings and octolings (inkfish) bathe, taking the water weakness into account. I think it's boring to ignore the water weakness and it is undeniably canon, see this post for more info!

I've heard ideas like ink-based piping or attachments that change water as it comes out into ink, but imo the former sounds expensive to install everywhere, most species aren't ink based and like water, and even inklings and octolings still use water. The latter seems too... magical?

I also wanted to keep it simple. high pressure mist showers or bath bombs are modern inventions, but sitting at the edge of a hot spring and wiping ones body down with a damp sea sponge is something i can imagine an inkling doing 1000 years ago if they had that bathing culture.

These are just a few ideas. The way we humans bathe differs depending on culture and time, and even the individual, and I'm sure there would be truth to that for inkfish too.

(final note, suction cup teeth on inklings aren't canon LOL but since its a trait some species of real squids have, i think there would be inklings that have it too.) anyway if you want to adopt these headcanons, then please do<3

[fuzzyoctoplushie]

do you have any more of the animated octoling emojis? they're so cute!!!!

Credits to @sunlightsilence for some of the octo emojis used! Go follow them they’re awesome and the one who made all of the custom octo emojis!

[grizzcozine]

📙 COVER REVEAL

Take a look at our extraordinary cover, illustrated by one of our most dedicated employees, @munchboxart!

Our strategy guide and art collection will be available for pre-order this Friday, June 28 @ 9AM PST.

[riding-with-the-wild-hunt]

today's vetted campaigns. please please continue to share and donate. i know lots of my posts are like this now, but we can't lose energy. these families need us.

june 18th:

Tahani Shorbajee and her family of ten (including her three children, all needing urgent treatment for hepatitis) ($11,329/$50,000) - @tahanishorbaje2, verified by @/el-shab-hussein

Fadi Ayyad and his family of eight ($9,446/$35,000) - @mayadayyad, @aymanayyad81, verified by @/nabulsi

Shahad Abu Musa and her family of seven ($11,574/$40,000) - @shahdhatem, verified by @/sar-soor

Muhammad Al-Habil and his family of six (including his chronically ill parents and wife, and three acutely malnourished children) (€3,928/€50,000) - @mohammed-family76, verified by @/el-shab-hussein

Shahed Nahal and family ($4,342/$50,000) - @shahednhall, verified by @/nabulsi

Reem Shehab, her husband Fahed, their five children, and the children's grandmother (€13,730/€50,000) - @malakshehab, @danashehab, verified by @/ibtisams

Amani Hasan and her three children ($9,103 CAD/$17,732 CAD) - @amani93gaza, verified by @/nabulsi

Ahmed Abu Shammalah's family of eight (€7,541/€100,000) - @ahmed8311, verified by @/nabulsi

Skater Hani Alhajjar's family of ten (they lost their father to kidney failure due to lack of treatment, Hani is the family's only support) (€27,993/€50,000) - @skatehani, verified by @/fallahifag

not yet vetted but likely legitimate:

Dalia Mohisen and her family (€6,391/€35,000) - @daliamohisen

Ramez Hilles and his family of ten (€105/€37,000) - @ramezderar

i know link-heavy posts like this can seem like a lot, but if you can pick even just one of these fundraisers to donate to or promote today, it makes a difference

[freshbeeth]

Is there anything the average splatoon fan can do to make a difference? to make you feel safer and appreciated in this community? (don't worry about responding if you don't have an answer)

step 1 is to learn what racism is (systemic oppression against people of color NOT boo hoo a black person made me feel bad). and then from there:

call racist shit out as you see it

stop interacting with racists/apologists entirely, they want a rise out of you as a “gotcha”

show up for black streamers/content creators/comp players

never assume you’re immune to being racist

actually interact with black people in real life/outside of splatoon

actually interact with black books/art/films/games/music/ANYTHING outside of splatoon

don’t do the “omg how could this happen???¿?” thing. it happened bc racism is normalized as “edgy humor”

if racism comes up, be quiet and LISTEN to the marginalized group that was affected

also bonus: if you start a sentence with “as a white person” i PROMISE you we’re not gonna read anything else you say even if it’s well-intentioned. not everything requires a response from you and we don’t care about your opinions on racism considering we’re actually living it.

and be mindful that BEING UNCOMFORTABLE DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE BEING OPPRESSED. a black person making a safe space for themselves is NOT the same as being discriminated against for being white. not everything is about y’all.