A Sinful Alternate Reality

Sin blog for annettesoleil. Serves as both the hub for the more innately smutty content I'd rather not exist on the "main" blog, as well all of Lydia's weird children that spawned from my terrible side project. Some content may be a bit more "extreme", purely because some of the Lydia Kids are freaks, but the really crazy stuff will only be on the ACTUAL extreme blog. Minors go away, this is R18+ as hell. See the rules page for more information.

[paradiseoflust]

Blog Directory

Now that I gave the Lydia kids their own muse page, I can make a new pinned post, oh boy. Since mobile tumblr is still hot garbage, I'm going to just use my pinned post to include convenient links to all the relevant pages of the blog:

Full List of Blogs: A list of all my currently active blogs, including the "main" blog, this one you're looking at now, the art dump blog, and some other miscellaneous ones.

Rules Page: Self explanatory.

Muses: All the primary muses that exist on this blog. Both the ones from the main blog, as well as the Lydia Kids who have received more formal profiles. (See the Lydia Kids section below for the ones that don't have full profiles.)

The Lydia Kids: The current "thing" that dominates this blog right now. A terrible project that resulted in me creating fankids between Lydia and every single canon Touhou character. For some reason. All of them exist now on their own specialized muse page. I... I don't know. This whole thing started out as a joke, then it spiraled out of control and I can't stop.

Lydia Kid Gacha Meme: An extra dumb thing I made. Feel free to submit either of these symbols to any ask to receive a Lydia Kid (or maybe a couple other surprises) at random.

[the-horny-gensokyo]

"I didn't read the manual."

[paradiseoflust]

"There isn't a fucking--"

"You know what forget it. I'm letting Annie have you. Don't know why I bothered showing my face on this dumb blog."

[the-horny-gensokyo]

"Don't wanna."

[paradiseoflust]

"That's, uh... Not an option. You literally cannot refuse. Do I gotta break the 4th wall to explain how this works?"

[paradiseoflust]

"Hey rat, show me your tits."

[paradiseoflust]

I had to have a cyst the size of a marble cut out of my scalp today and now my head hurt

must I exist only to suffer-

[sinningzone]

"If you're gonna destroy the mansion, at least fuck me alongside it, sheesh."

[paradiseoflust]

"We, uh... never saw you anywhere, actually. Remilia and Sakuya turned into fish people and tried to kill everyone before I accidentally knocked a bunch of candles over and set the mansion on fire. Patchouli died and turned into a ghost. And Koakuma, Meiling, and Gobby Jim all got shot in the face by that detective girl. Sorry if you accidentally burned to death, I guess?"

[paradiseoflust]

Eh, in some universes/timelines, the SDM gets destroyed at least weekly, so you don't need to worry aboyt it...probably

"... That's still a whole timeline's worth of dead mansion residents that are probably going to complain at me for at least a few decades... They all mostly just ignored me all night while this detective girl we met from the outside world just shot everyone in the face with a rifle. Also, I think Remilia and Sakuya might have turned into fish people?"

[paradiseoflust]

"... I... accidentally burnt down the Scarlet Devil Mansion."

[paradiseoflust]

Everyone else is having a bad time being assaulted by monsters and a feral Koakuma while Calista is just having a fun time rooting through all of Remilia's shit.

[paradiseoflust]

@landoflustfulladies replied to your post “ngl when I made Nova earlier this year, I was very...”:

Truly the most difficult choice

​

Rebecca is one of my best girls of all time and she has graced my board gaming for years now. (When I manage to function enough to play them.)

And weirdly that's probably the only reason I didn't use her as Nova's FC, because it would be harder for me to not just see Rebecca herself every time I would use Nova.

I've mostly tried to only use faceclaims I'm not like, super attached to on their own merits other than just liking their designs.

[paradiseoflust]

@thatharlotwiththehairpin replied to your post “"..." "..." "That's enough rubber barriers for me...”:

"Look, if somebody visits this mansion and they HAVEN'T been dicked down six ways from Sunday, they didn't truly visit the mansion. That's all I'm sayin'." Keep'er busy, Lexi!

​

"If you visit Mugenkan and manage to walk out alive... well honestly you're probably not walking. You're either being wheeled out with a shattered pelvis or you're stuffed full of so much cum you literally need to be carted out in a wheelbarrow."

[paradiseoflust]

ngl when I made Nova earlier this year, I was very tempted to use a certain

other green-haired twintailed "robot" girl--

[paradiseoflust]

"..."

"..."

"That's enough rubber barriers for me for one day."

Seiga grabs Lexi and pulls her off-screen!

"C'mere, you're knocking me up tonight."

"You really don't like taking no for an answer, huh? Well, alright I suppose if it keeps you off of Anastasia's back for a few nights, I can try and keep you occupied."

[paradiseoflust]

Goodness, Manako being extra lewd for Callie. Just goes to show how much she loves her so~

"Hm, I would've thought some kind of cupid might have a little more self respect than this instead of 'falling in love' so shamelessly. But since you're really so keen on proving how much you love me, why don't you find me another three or four girls to fawn over me, and we can make this a proper party?"

[paradiseoflust]

And a Yuyuko as well!

"Oh, well, since you're offering them so nicely." Well, she's not quite so sensitive about her own size when someone else if just offering their own tits to her so freely. "Since you're already dead and all, does that mean I can be as rough as I want?"

This little freak would just randomly hang around the Netherworld, too.

[paradiseoflust]

A Youmu for your troubles!

"If what Yuyuko's trying to tell me back there is any hint, it's not Youmu's chest I should be interested in. Alright cutie, let's see how good your 'swordplay' really is.~"

Hope Yuyuko doesn't mind her gardener taking some time off, because with an invitation like that, Annette wasn't planning on letting her go until the poor girl was completely spent. Even if that took all week--

[paradiseoflust]

A sudden outfit change is inflicted upon the computer virus, and every attempt to change fails! Cecelia's interference ability simply overpower sethy easily!

"Who would've guessed interference messed with viruses so easily? Oooh, what should I do next? Bunny suit? Gold bikini? Virgin killer sweater? Maybe I can take things even further. Think I could interfere with your code enough to give you a fat pair of tits~?"

She's gone mad with power.