Shane + happy post-nut smiles
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Shane + happy post-nut smiles
hello ilya 🥰 / ?
id like if season 2 started with the lighter click but its just ilya outside of the canadian tire centre in ottawa. no one comes out to tell him he cant smoke there. it just holds on him somberly smoking, quietly, alone.
ilya rozanov insane? no. ilya rozanov in shane.
whoever did connor's hair for the ysl ad needs their privates sucked and fucked on crazy slobbery style
sorry this is all i could think about
We gotta do smthn about this
Connor Storrie | Saint Laurent - Fall 26 | 08/14/26
looking at pics of connor storrie in my phone going “thank you gay guy. for everything.”
Shilya honeymoon shane has his little fruity drinks the whole time With little umbrellas his sunglasses are on Hes putting sunscreen on ilyas tits He has his vodka cran
“Why are you watching it again? You already know what happens.” Because The Character is in there, bro. THE CHARACTER
when they're out at an event and ilya tells shane he can't drink because of the baby and shane has to act like he isn't hard in his pants for the rest of the night
goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day
I think that Connor and Hudson are so good at their jobs that when they’re shooting, for brief periods, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov are actually real people that exist. We’re just lucky this is all being filmed for our enjoyment.
“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine
Okay and what if I said Shane and Ilya have a game where Ilya points at different objects and says do you think we could make it fit [inside your asshole] which devolves just into Ilya looking at an object for a second too long and Shane going OBVIOUSLY NOT ILYA . This game goes on for a very long time.
can of ginger ale (unadvisable, but sure) aubergine (yeahhh) a cantaloupe (can we steer clear off foods, ilya, we’re not doing that again) pool noodle (i guess) hockey stick (i mean obviously not the whole thing) this vase (halfway, yeah, but im not sure if the ceramics would hold, no ilya, we’re not gonna try) a lava lamp at ikea (do you think you could see the light through my skin and muscle?) a log of wood at a fireplace (physically, yes, but i don’t think i’d enjoy that very much) a greek vase at a museum they visited during their honeymoon (jesus fucking christ ilya) a fire hydrant (what the fuck is wrong with you?) beluga gold line (oh for sure yeah yeah yeah) 5 minutes later (so um totally unrelated to our previous conversation, we should go home now please)