SCUM FUCK

★ jess ★ 25 // they/them // this is pretty much dead im more active on twitter @jessafug

[holoswirl]

[chumpodile]

toadstool tower

[parakarry]

[parakarry]

Baby boy ended up in emergency vet. We’re currently waiting on urinalysis results but for the time being he is OK. I had some of the pet insurance cover his expenses, but there is a still a good chunk remaining and then need an extra $100 to cover an incoming pet insurance payment (200/747). My p4yp*l is jof777, message me for etransfer and pls share if you cant donate

[himynameisemail]

[men-iss-vess-ull-deactivated202]

so called "free thinkers" when there's a bug on the ceiling

[dinersaturn]

[parakarry]

Hello long time no see. I am short on rent thanks to govt bureaucracy. Please share, any bit helps

[parakarry]

Hey guys. I’m on bluesky. Jessafug

[smashorpassgilf]

hiiii can you post the old granny ant from a bug's life

Queen

Smash

Pass

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2025

[smashorpassgilf]

[ruinedchildhood-deactivated3138]

[catchymemes]

[mrhealyourgirl]

asked for a 2 piece at kfc and they asked breast or thigh. I said personality and they threw hot grease on me

[ammoknight-deactivated20180807]

splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

[parakarry]

Bro i cant see my notifications

[parakarry]

Every night you dream that you talk to a genie, when you wake up you can't remember what you wished for. One morning you wake up with a giant crab pincer replacing your right arm. What do you do?

[parakarry]

How are you tumblr people

Life updates

1. I live with my partner now (we are approaching our 2 year anniversary later on this month)

2. Accidentally landed a job at my province’s capital building and is easily the best job ive worked so far

[parakarry]

Tf happened to my notifications

[si-doucement-deactivated2023040]

shhhhh not right now, i’m fantasizing about financial stability