Monotone Sandwich

they/them evil beyond all reckoning

[hotdogbrained]

Toby fox, second floret I know what you are

[monotonesandwich]

the nonchalant levels are off the charts

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[b0tster]

lesbians making out video but with reduced music so u can hear them making out sloppy style. happy pride! 🏳️‍🌈🔊

[themechnamedashley]

That giggle is *everything*. That joy.

[monotonesandwich]

how to make council subsidise cat cafe in cardiff

[omgbuglen]

Deer running from a flying squirrel as caught on a trail camera

[the-haiku-bot]

Deer running from a

flying squirrel as caught on

a trail camera

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[monotonesandwich]

ffucj

[extantdecay]

dinosaurs are hot

[hemipenal-system]

craving intimate but not sexual dragon kissing

[hemipenal-system]

you’re lying under the blankets in bed with her. one of her wings, along with one leonine paw, is draped over your body to hold you close. your eyes are both closed as your lips meet and then gently part, allowing her thick, slimy tongue to curl into your mouth. you give it a little lick with your own, and she makes a rumbling trilly noise you know means she’s content

there’s no energy to it at all. neither of you want anything more right now; you both know you can get sex from the other one whenever you want it, and you’re comfy under the blankets so you don’t particularly want to move. each kiss is slow and deliberate and lasts maybe thirty seconds or more before your lips part and then meet again. you reach out and hold her paw, and her tail coils around your ankle

life is good

[hemipenal-system]

it comes to a point where monsterfuckery becomes a load-bearing kink a little bit. everything without some kind of creature just feels boring at this point

[monotonesandwich]

lowkey regretting quitting smoking rn

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[prosteishiysputnik]

its april 7th 2026 yep its that one day from that one webnovel. holy fuuuuckkkkkkkkkk. i drew something i guess

[sodapopbuoy]

TODAY IS FOOTBALL

[semiohazard]

a word to the furthest denizens of the Earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 17776 day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monotonesandwich]

love the hookups where you make them cum so hard they have a panic attack and you have to go home