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Yamada Hanatarō 7th Seat of the 4th Division in the Gotei 13     Indie RP Blog (This RP blog is WIP)

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I decided to log back on just to say how stupid the Bleach ending in general is.

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Fun times with Rukia and Hanataro

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“Thank you, Rukia-san …” he smiled warmly at her. “You are always a great person to give advises!” he leaned a bit back, drinking his own juice and sighing slightly. He was still very glad to be with friends here.

“A-ahh, well, you could say I am just a bit jealous that you were able to spend so much time in the human world, you know? This way you adapted just naturally and are able to live a ‘normal’ school life. I still feel quite unsure about this school and I am sure without you guys it would be even more hard for me to get used to this place.” Hanataro laughed sheepishly. “But it is also very interesting here, I must say.”

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The petite listened carefully towards the shy shinigami, noticing the light in his eyes as he spoke of the human world proved his excitement. Hanataro was quite a character, for such kind and shy soul, he could be very ambitious sometimes. 

Rukia looked around for a moment before turning to him once again, “This place, is very similar to the human one from our world. Only there were no shinobis like in this place, at least none officially confirmed. I’m sure that fool and the other will one day find their way here, so it’ll be like experiencing the same thing yourself. Until then, you should enjoy it.”

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It didn’t take long and Hanataro was finished with his drink, looking at the petite woman and listening to her. “It is indeed quite similar. I am always able to see completely new things here, I love that!” A grin followed and he leaned back. “Hmmm ... who do you mean with fool? Do you mean Ichigo?” The small Shinigami had to chuckle slightly. “It seems he is always around, no matter what is happeing. Like it is his destiny...”

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…Why you gotta be so cute, Hana?

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“I got an A on my essay!”

“Woah really? Well, I did expect nothing less from a Kuchiki.” Hanataro laughed and beamed at Rukia. “Which essay, by the way?” The shinigami tilted his head.

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a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I'm not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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“Hmmm, does anyone want to watch football with me? And with football I mean soccer.” he chuckled.

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question time!!

white: are you a virgin?

grey: favourite type of weather?

pale-blue: can you swim?

blue: what do you think of the last person you spoke to?

navy-blue: what's your latest text message?

purple: describe yourself in three words

lilac: favourite mythical creature?

pastel-pink: if you had to dye you hair, what colour would you dye it?

pink: self-confident or insecure?

fuschia: favourite subject at school?

red: calm or agressive?

crimson: describe what made you hate the person you dislike

brown: what languages do you speak?

sunset-orange: do you have any psychic abilities?

orange: favourite video game (pc games)?

yellow: favourite time of day? why?

yellow-green: how do you feel right now?

green: favourite flower?

dark-green: favourite god and goddess?

black: do you believe in life after death?

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"I do not snore!"

“I never said you snore ... I mean ... I never saw you sleeping .. so .. how could I know that you snore?” Hanataro was slightly confused. “I cannot recall when we were sleeping in the same room ... and I doubt you would sleep in class...”

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Send me a plot idea, anon or not, and I'll write a starter for it.

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((HOLYSHIT))

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[TEXT]

[RUKIA AND HER PASSION FOR CANDY AND FLUFFY ANIMALS IS SO CUTE!!!]

[Oh wait, did this really messaged to YOU? I AM SORRY I DIDN’T WANT TO, don’tkillme]

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"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

“Oh, it does! I am able to sleep everywhere, like a cat!” Hanataro talked, looking down from the tree where he decided to do his nap for today, slightly grinning.

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"Have a nice nap?"

sleep sentence starters 💤

“H-huh? Did I fell asleep in classes again?” Hantaro stared in shock, but luckily it was just after lunch. “Oh thanks god, nothing I could have missed ...” he chuckled awkwardly. “Uh, ah yes, yes my naps are usually nice.” Hanataro grinned slightly at the woman.

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♒

Send me a ♒ for my muses reaction to waking up in bed next to yours

“Hmmm….I slept wonderful ….” Hanataro yawned as he slowly opened this eyes. But something seemed different. Was that his own bed? His own room? He turned around just to see Hinata. The small male flushed deeply. “W-wha-whaaaaaaaaat?! How on earth….!”

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"Bad dreams again?"

“Huh?!” Hanataro lifted his head quickly in confusion. It seemed he shorty fell asleep in the classroom and he could see that Rukia was looking at him. Instantly Hanataro began to blush and rub his neck. He was more than embarrassed that Rukia caught him in the act - and bad dreams? Does that mean he was talking in his sleep?

“U-uhhh I guess ... I am sorry I fell asleep! D-did I talk...?”

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Send a [TEXT] that was meant for my muse but they weren't supposed to receive.

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sleep sentence starters 💤

"*yawn* I'm not tired I swear..."

"I'm too tired for this shit."

"Would you get mad if I fell asleep on you? You're so comfy.."

"You can take a nap on me if you want."

*wiggles around while dreaming like a sleeping puppy*

"I just had the weirdest dream... and you were in it!"

"My snoring's not that bad..."

"I do not snore!"

"Do I really snore?"

"I'm trying to sleep here!"

"That doesn't look like a very comfortable place to sleep."

*yawn*

"I do not drool when I sleep!"

"Do I really drool when I sleep?"

"If you do the cold water prank on me while I'm sleeping I'll kill you."

"If you do the whipped cream and feather prank on me while I'm sleeping you're dead to me."

*sleepy mumbling noises*

"Do I really talk in my sleep?"

"Do I say anything interesting when I talk in my sleep?"

"Have a nice nap?"

"Goodnight, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite."

"Want me to sing you a lullaby?"

"Having trouble sleeping?"

"You can sleep in my bed if you want."

"Your snoring kept me up all night."

"Go to sleep already..."

"You were crying in your sleep... is everything alright?"

"Bad dreams again?"

"Not another nightmare is it?"

"You look exhausted, you should get some sleep."

*draws mustache on you while you sleep*

"You woke me up... I was having a nice nap too..."

"I wanna go back to bed..."

"Wh-? I jus' woke up..."

"You sleep too much."

"You don't sleep enough"

"You look so cute when you're asleep. So peaceful."

"Sometimes I watch you sleep."