slurpeeCryptic

There's no rhyme nor reason to why I sometimes reblog things here instead of there. I guess these are just the less mad science related reblogs.

[desk-drawerr]

I like your ducky critter a lot so I drew he…. Shout out to ibisPaint’s relief tool

oh my... ducky fan art...

i will cherish this

[desk-drawerr]

Duckies on the way to gay <3

happy pride :)

[desk-drawerr]

Can I see more ducky please?

this is what you meant, right?

[desk-drawerr]

since i got a few comments about bowling alley graphics, have this whatever. ducky goes bowling.

[desk-drawerr]

Schmoovin~

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[starbuck]

“no homo” children’s adaptations of the quishmael marriage scene always manage to be the funniest things I’ve ever read

[midrashic]

for the record, here is the original, which doesn’t even include the multiple comparisons ishmael makes between them and a “man and wife”

He seemed to take to me quite as naturally and unbiddenly as I to him; and when our smoke was over, he pressed his forehead against mine, clasped me round the waist, and said that henceforth we were married; meaning, in his country’s phrase, that we were bosom friends; he would gladly die for me, if need should be.

[hope-for-the-planet]

Green sea turtle no longer Endangered

These gentle, 400-pound giants are splashing back from the brink of extinction.

Green sea turtles have been an iconic endangered species since the 1980s, mostly due to bycatch in fishing nets and taking adults and eggs for food. I have core childhood memories of watching Steve Irwin talk about sea turtle conservation in front of a beach full of nesting green sea turtles.

After 45 years of conservation efforts, their population now meets the IUCN criteria for Least Concern rather than Endangered.

For a species with such a slow life history (it takes green sea turtles decades to reach sexual maturity) and a nearly global population, this is a Really Big Deal. This is the kind of long term conservation victory that many of the amazing humans who started working on green sea turtle conservation back in the 80s didn't live to see.

Just because something isn't fixed right away doesn't mean it won't ever be fixed. Just because the work is slow doesn't mean it isn't worth doing.

[dragongirlteeth]

Dragongirl kidnaps a maid instead of a princess by mistake; comes back to her lair after a hunt to find the coins and gems in her hoard have been organized into neat piles sorted by type, value, and kingdom of origin.

[anormaladn]

Her princess is a little special but she'll keep her around.

[dragongirlteeth]

WHUH??? THIS IS SO CUTE???

[jimbo-png]

yaaay sleeping all day give it up for sleeping all day

[rockpapertheodore]

Somebody retrieve their Wretched Thing

(Mom and dad were in the trees around this bush and I was being Warned and Yelled At because their idiot child can't fly yet)

[rockpapertheodore]

wow famous star of screen and film danny the vito!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

you verbed dog nouns

[celesmiseri]

[acreaturecalledgreed]

incredibly bizarre and confusing seeing ppl call themselves "chuds" all the sudden b/c like

thats what we call neo nazis and shitty conservative bros? or at least its what we used to call them? why are ppl calling themselves "chuds" affectionately now

what is happening

yall know chud means fascist right like please tell me yall know that

[acreaturecalledgreed]

im hoping this is a case of "younger folks on the internet adopting Silly Word b/c its Silly and not realizing it actually means something"

so here's me educating! you're calling yourselves fascists! thats what you're doing! maybe don't do that and use your head before you start using every goofy word you see!

[acreaturecalledgreed]

let me be agonizingly clear

when you call yourself and your friends "chuds"

YOU

ARE

CALLING

YOURSELF

A

NAZI

[devotedprism]

Wikipedia screenshots for those unwilling or unable to look it up to verify. Article link here(link). Transcriptions are in alt text.

A reminder: "TND" is a Nazi dogwhistle, originating from the phrase "total (n slur) death."

[misscromwellsmonocle]

The Little Art Connoisseur (1863) August Friedrich Siegert

[darnitjack]

Last time this came around I showed my three year old and he said "He's little like me!" and stared for a whole minute (v. Long in toddler time).

[maxknightley]

I think it's cool when people draw anthropomorphic lab rats who are mad scientists. However, I think we should extend this idiom further. Where are the koi that do landscaping? The cow slasher villains wielding cleavers and bolt pistols? And, most importantly of all, the horsegirls with whips and riding boots?

[maxknightley]

I think it's cool when people draw anthropomorphic lab rats who are mad scientists. However, I think we should extend this idiom further. Where are the koi that do landscaping? The cow slasher villains wielding cleavers and bolt pistols? And, most importantly of all, the horsegirls with whips and riding boots?