Paramedic School

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Heat exhaustion or Heat stroke?

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No offense to my nurse friends. All in good fun 👍🏽

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[freexcitizen-deactivated2016110]

I don’t think that man is a certified paramedic

[homotology]

o_o

[realnursing]

this is EXACTLY how you do CPR

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Got my first save today! Coincidentally my first STEMI and my first CPR as well. After the cath lab and 3 stents she is doing well 👏🏽

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Courtesy of a pharmacy school friend ^^

I’m saving this puppy for next year!

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Paramedic puns

My company is too cheap to have lactated ringers, I had to use normal saline. It was my only “solution”

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Early shock in a burn patient equals other injuries

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What I hear in class

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs when he goes for a swim? Bob What do you call the same guy hanging on the wall? Art What do you call the same guy laying in front of your door? Mat What do you call the same guy in your mailbox? Bill

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*patient strapped to backboard, phone rings* Patient - "Can I answer that?" *can barely hold phone up* Paramedic - "nope. It might mess up the equipment. Put it in airplane mode"

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“You can distinguish between Left Bundle Branch Block and Right Bundle Branch Block simply by looking at the QRS morphology in V1 and V6.

If the QRS looks like W in V1 and M in V6 it is LBBB. (WiLLiaM)

If the QRS looks like M in V1 and W in V6 it is RBBB. (MoRRoW)”

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"Do you have a sectional couch for sale" "A sexual couch? What makes it sexual? If it vibrates or not?" "It's a couch that doesn't pull out"

Things I hear in class

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Not sure if it’s been posted before but this gave me a laugh

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Bus load of hemophiliacs hit a truckload of razor blades

What's the worst that could happen?

[emtgin]

When the student is released to manage their first call.

[paramedicschool]

Yep