Need Something to Break the Tension

A branch blog for the horror blog Paranoiapark. Ask light-hearted things here.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Really Rich? Why can't we trust you? Don't you fucking feed off fear and chaos or some shit?

Rich: 

It’s fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Pip, honey, I know it must be lonely for you, but you need to try to understand it isn’t Tweek’s fault. Even with him gone Damien isn’t going to come back, because Damien is just kind of mean.

Pip:

Oh, but he will! Tweek is all that stands in the way of everything going back to normal.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Butters, dude! How do you eat?!?

Butters:

Whaddaya mean?? :0

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Butters, how was being in Hawaii? Did you like it?

Butters:

you betcha! hawaii’s real swell. i went and learned to surf and everything. everybuddy’s real nice around there, too.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Hey Kyle are you and Ike playing video games together to calm down from what happened earlier?

Kyle:

I've actually just been watching him play and dissociating.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

i dunno rich, kenny seems pretty convinced about this 'misunderstanding' and we kinda have more reason to trust him over you

Rich:

What reason do you have to not trust me?

[paranoiaparksandrec]

kenny do you really plan to just stand guard in front of that shed forever?

Kenny:

nah dude, im not even standing guard, i just had to stop and try to relax for a hot minute

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Rich, you claim to be the good guy, yet you haven't told us who's the real enemy. Any remarks?

Rich:

Literally the Wisp, you dumb motherfucker. I actually fucking said that and everything.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Well Ric, I would’ve gone with Kenny, but since he was a dick by not telling us the story behind you, Eric, and other shit I’ll go with your plan.

Rich:

Great, just don't let anyone else fuck it up.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

What’s your favorite memory with Damien, Pip? Did he get mad at you a lot?

Pip:

Oh gracious! The older he got, the more often he got cross with me, I suppose! I’m not sure why he ended up like that. He said he was just too old for me!

I have so many good memories, it would be very hard to choose a favorite! We spent so much wonderful time together, I just want it to go back to that.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

How does the cold feel Butters?

Butters:

frosty!! but feels like home.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Butters! I'll ignore the usual question and jump right to it! Who are you going to visit next after Kenny?

Butters:

Oh gee, I dunno! I ain’t really thought about it that much. :)

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Kenny! Is there anything between you and butters?? ;)

Kenny:

besides friendship? nnnnnnot really. we used to date way back but broke it off when he went to hawaii, decided long distance wasnt something either of us wanted to do and now ive got this huge heart boner for craig so

[paranoiaparksandrec]

What have you been up to Butters? And why are you back in south park?

Butters:

I been in a boarding school out in Hawaii! Anything ta get away from the parents, am I right? Hehe.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Damn, Butters, those are some canines you have there

Butters:

Haha, oh buddy, you got no idea.

[paranoiaparksandrec]

Hi Butters!

Butters:

Heya!

[paranoiaparksandrec]

butters is available for questions