Paranormal Smut Club

Paranormal Smut Club (PSC) is the leading investigative group of the sexually paranormal and paranormally sexual and has become the go-to resource in delivering relevant and trusted para-sexual content. See current projects here.

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BRAD’S BIG OL’ BUNS are THE buns of 1979.

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Comparison of photos from two realities

Our timeline:

AR00043995 timeline:

So we are left to wonder: were Diana and Liza simply not doing cocaine in our reality at the time this photo was taken (9.19.1991) OR was it edited out? The question is currently under investigation by Paranormal Smut Club members. To find out more and how it relates to time travel, read SYBARITE.

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Donkey Kong Pauline Edition by albertojz356

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i think u mean the FRAN DRESCHER edition

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One of the most exciting things about having friends in another reality (AR00043995 to be exact) is seeing the differences! For example, would it surprise you to know that Fran Drescher is an absolute megastar in another timeline (it shouldn’t!)? There is no bigger superstar in AR00043995 than FRAN. Her stardom seems to have peaked in the 1990s during which she starred in practically everything, including the Scream franchise.

Scream 2, starring Fran Drescher, was in theaters in 1997. We’re not sure what Neve Campbell was up to! OR what the other half of Liev Schreiber’s face looked like! Our November 1997 issue of SYBARITE includes many more movie posters for Fran flicks.

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The new issue of SYBARITE is here

This issue is from 1997 (Alternate Reality 00043995) and it’s FULL of time travel/dimension-hopping, magical cocaine snorting ADVENTURE, of the CHOOSE-YOUR-OWN variety!! Maybe you will save PRINCESS DIANA!! or maybe you will DIE!!!! But you will most definitely have a sexy bonkers time! And isn’t that the most important thing of all???

Get started here:

1. The entire digital issue

2. Just the interactive online Choose Your Own Adventure story

3. And here’s all the background on this issue!

Please help! DIANA NEEDS YOU!!!

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find out in the new issue of SYBARITE, coming VERY SOON

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bought a second hand kindle from the pawn shop and would love to get in touch with the previous owner to discuss their interests 👍

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ONE OF US

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The new issue of SYBARITE is coming so get ready to CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE and maybe save Princess Diana’s life!

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It’s nigh time for a new edition of SYBARITE! This one is a CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE starring Princess Diana, Camilla, Weird Al, Liza Minnelli, AND YOU!!!!! Coming soon! In the meantime, check out earlier issues!

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we start the IMPORTANT conversations!!

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This is Cici the Cheese Golem. She sacrificed a good portion of her body to satisfy the SYBARITE launch party attendees.

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Want to help spread the good paranormally sexual news????? Download this flyer and post it in your town! She was illustrated by PSC artist in residence, Matthew Collins, and her origin story is in the July 1893, World’s Columbian Expo issue of SYBARITE.

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This cryptid of an unknown origin is a true SYBARITE. The Paranormal Smut Club is investigating his evolutionary origins. He is very likely at least part potato.

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A NEW ISSUE IS HERE

The Paranormal Smut Club celebrated the launch of the new issue of SYBARITE last night with some spellcraft and fire! AND SMORES! Download the issue now!!!

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SYBARITE - July 1893, World’s Columbian Expo Issue (NSFW)

This is a painstaking reproduction of the July 1893, World’s Columbian Expo issue of SYBARITE, an adult entertainment magazine recently discovered by PSC members working undercover in AR00043995 (AR = alternate reality). We look forward to making more issues available as research funding and investigation timelines permit! Please note that as a historically accurate artifact of life in July 1893, AR00043995, this product contains graphic nudity, as well as sexual and drug-related content. We share it with you in the spirit of scholarship, but denizens of this reality consume it at their own risk. By downloading this product, you acknowledge that this content may be deemed inappropriate for human consumption by the cultural and medical standards of our own dimension and assume all liability for your own cognitive, emotional, and physiological responses.

NEW ISSUE NOW AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD!!!!!

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The new issue of SYBARITE is coming and so is this sexy lil bitch!!!