Tamsyn Muir Pitching The Locked Tomb Series (probably?)
Tamsyn: Okay see so there is this lesbian, and she has a sword. Like a BIG fucking sword, and then there is this OTHER lesbian and she can do bone things with her like hands and mind. They hate each other. Then you have this other lesbian, COMPLETE insufferable bitch everyone hates her, BUT she can do bone things for TWO and she has a HOT twin sister who is in love with this OTHER lesbian.
Publisher: Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: Yeah?
Publisher: Is this a book about lesbians.
Tamsyn: Well sort of, I mean there are of course "lesbians", but for example there is a married couple, and oh yeah there are like baby teenagers, two of them, oh, and there is a prince and he is straight I think? He is a bit of a chud so yeah, hetero. HE is hetero.
Publisher: Okay. OKAY. That seems to balance out all the lesbians. Any other characters you want to make note of.
Tamsyn: YES, so there are these two very cool characters, the first one: she has 2 swords and she is super cool and has a sharp angular bob cut and she is like jacked as FUCK and she protects the other one who is for all intents and purposes, a guy. And this guy is sort of a dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets kind of guy, if you catch my drift. THEY DON'T DO THAT THOUGH CAUSE THEY ARE COUSINS. But yeah they are like totally gay.
Publisher: That is TREADING the incestuous line a little, don't you think.
Tamsyn: Oh that reminds me, did I mention the twins?
Publisher: You mentioned them towards the beginning of this meeting, what does that have to do with, wait, no, what does that have to do with any of th, OH NO.
Tamsyn: RELAX. That's not even like the worst thing. I can make loving a dead body unproblematic.
Publisher: I'm sorry, I need you to say that again.
Tamsyn: I can make loving a dead body unproblematic.
Publisher: WHAT.
Tamsyn: Yeah like bones magic is pretty big in this story, that part you probably guessed, but one of the lesbians, that is where the bone magic gets interesting, one of these bone lesbians is basically IN love with a dead girl. Like deep lesbian yearning kind of love. You will absolutely cry when you read what I have in store for you.
Publisher: I will NOT cry over a lesbian loving a corpse, Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: You will absolutely cry, my test group all cried.
Publisher: Okay. Fine. FINE. What's the setting, where does this whole story take place.
Tamsyn: So, SPACE.
Publisher: Space?
Tamsyn: Mhm.
Publisher: Mmmmhmmm?
Tamsyn: Yorp.
Publisher: Alright, I am going to need you to be more specific.
Tamsyn: Oh okay, so we start off on Pluto, then the whole cast goes to a haunted house.
Publisher: A haunted house.
Tamsyn: In space, yeah.
Publisher: In space.
Tamsyn: There are puzzles.
Publisher: There are PUZZLES?
Tamsyn: Puzzles and murder mysteries and everyone is extremely catty to each other the entire time. Very high casualties.
Publisher: How many books is this.
Tamsyn: Two I think. Well, actually realistically probably four. Maybe five, we will see.
Publisher: And you can wrap ALL of this up in four books.
Tamsyn: Hopefully.
Publisher: Okay, seems like a reasonable series, let's draw up some contrac,
Tamsyn: I'm going to make it significantly worse before I make it better.
Publisher: What does that mean. What does that MEAN, Tamsyn.
Tamsyn: You'll see.
Publisher: TAMSYN!
Tamsyn: Did I mention all the characters in the series would technically be classified as war criminals?
Publisher: ...
