burning on the wheel

Tumblr vet Adult. BioChem, Micro, Psych & Phys Health, Ecological Sciences background. Talking to Myself and that's how I like it. 📌Disabled and broke, please do not submit monetary related requests📌

[parasite-paradigm]

I'm taking an expedition into the Deep Roads. I'm walking into The Divide. I'm descending into Blighttown. I'm rolling with Hunger dice. I'm delving the Chalice Dungeon. I'm boarding a train to Prehevil. Whatever.

[chainmail-butch]

Hi, its me. The warmest creature in the world. I love you. Im the warmest creature in the world and I love you so much and I need to be in your lap right now. Yes, I know about the heat wave. That's okay though because I was already the warmest creature in the world so I don't mind. I love you and you need to let me sleep in your lap right now. I'm soooo warm and I love you sooo much. If you say no you'll be saying no to a thing that love you. Let me sleep in your lap. When I fall asleep I get warmer. I love you

[unpeeled-human]

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

[unpeeled-human]

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[wildestlovers]

embarrassment is the cost of entry.

if you aren't willing to look like a foolish beginner, you'll never become a graceful master.

[pangur-and-grim]

getting rocks thrown at you until you die is just part of the process. you can walk it off

[jetsetbf]

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[pangur-and-grim]

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

[pangur-and-grim]

[writing-prompt-s]

You mention to your co-workers that you think the bronze statue that you pass by everyday on your way to work is such an eyesore. Their only response is “What statue?”

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Huh, that’s weird, I think to myself.  I hope I’m not going senile.

I went home early from work that day.  I dry humped my pillow until I came and fell asleep watching The Tick, starring Patrick Warburton.

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[dogpuppy]

[pukicho]

I just saw a beta chud suckjack fuck chudster larper cross the street and get ripped to shreds by animals of all species

[pukicho]

He lived for one nanosecond

[mangonetics]

>"I'll set my alarm to a song I like so I always wake up in a good mood"

>2 weeks later

>wake up in a graveyard that expands infinitely in every direction with my name engraved on every headstone

[birdybirdgirl666-deactivated202]

[natalieironside]

I love the concept of Tooks. "Everybody in the Shire is very very businesslike and respectable and has no use for adventures except for this one entire family of mad lads who also run the municipal government"

[natalieironside]

The decision by the kings of Arnor to name the Tooks rightful thanes of the Shire was actually a 3000-IQ play by the Witch-King of Angmar to keep the Tooks far the fuck away from him

[natalieironside]

Ya gotta get 'em from where they'll least expected it