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[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[kody-morelikefishy]

fish sighting #11

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[targetedknowledge]

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[glavilio]

last night a cat burglar broke into my home and replaced all of my experiences with memories, exchanged my objects for descriptions, covered up my actions with evidence... all without leaving a trace

[duncebento]

i got jumped on google docs

[parasiticbrainworm]

[parasiticbrainworm]

I'm on that tall prairie grass. We smoking straight bluestem! Fuck everything!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[c0nji]

[some-pers0n]

TWO FACTOR AUTHORIZATION

light thats not how the book works

MICROSOFT TEAMS

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog

[i-will-recover-tomorrow]

[parasiticbrainworm]

I'm so sick of the ai ad baby solemnly washing clothes. Get a washing machine!!

[parasiticbrainworm]

#1 fish aquarium tip is to smell your water but try not to drink it!

[parasiticbrainworm]

The lamest part of the summer is that it's way too hot to wear a Juicy Couture tracksuit. Anti cunt weather. I'm chudmaxxing in my dad's 90s Adidas and tryna call it nu-metal. Someone kill me with a lawnmower or make it fall fast.