I think squids are pretty cool :)

Teuthis, she/her TeuthidaRegina on Flight Rising, Parateuthis on 4thewords

[dogpuppy]

[yanguang]

[yanguang]

the position of the mischevious pig marks the hours

[pangur-and-grim]

sitting in the chairs, so civilized

[pangur-and-grim]

everyone decided that Grim’s chair was best

[spiralmindz]

everytime someone with mild autism or adhd says theyre "reclaiming" the r slur i kill another hostage

[soulswordlesbian]

i may be the last person who is still thinking about wolfwalkers (2020) but i adore cartoon saloon so much anyways i found an old OC of mine and gave her a fresh little redesign <33

[socpens]

[chongoblog]

*CinemaSins voice* He can’t eat or breathe or other science facts *DING*

[markovchaingang]

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

[abalidoth]

6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.

7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.

8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.

[inthefallofasparrow]

9. If my daughter is hung on the wall in the first act, then in the following one she must be fired. Otherwise don't put her there.

10. When two or more daughters are offered for a phenomenon, the simplest daughter is preferable.

11. Any sufficiently advanced daughter is indistinguishable from magic.

12. Without a clear indicator of intent, it is utterly impossible to parody my daughter without someone mistaking it for the genuine article.

13. My daughter is nine-tenths of the law.

[roswellsoup]

graduated and was blessed by ladybug freaks 💛🐞🎓

[dirtbaby2016]

[mapleejay]

oh my goodness

[mapleejay]

and yep she's orange

[haema1926]

Weedy seadragon

[haema1926]

Thank you for support! < 3

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[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay but imagine being the team of Eridian scientists tasked with keeping Erid's Only Human alive for as long as possible while the whole planet's environment is literally trying to kill him. And then Rocky shows up and is like:

“Grace says he would like half of dome to be water.”

“Oh, is necessary for humans to have large amounts of water question?”

Small Eridian equivalent of a sigh. “No. Not needed for life. In fact Grace will die if he falls in water and does not get out.”

“Tell him we give him water in containers that won't kill him. Lots lots lots of water on Erid for Grace to drink.”

“No. Grace say he want water on ground. Also want it with excess sodium chloride compound so it will be unhealthy for drink.”

“WHY QUESTION???”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

To celebrate Erid getting their sun back on track, Grace asks for some alcohol. There's a small amount left from the Hail Mary and Rocky offers to take it to the science Eridians to see if they can synthesise more.

“Grace want this liquid for celebration.”

“Of course.” They scan it. “You have wrong liquid. This contain compounds which are poisonous for humans.”

“Yes yes yes. Grace say humans like feeling of being slightly poisoned.”

“WHY QUESTION?????”

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Grace is like one of those extremely finicky tropical fish who instantly die if not kept in extremely specific conditions.

Only here the fish can talk and keeps asking you to make it vodka.

[mythosphere]

"Blorbo from my shows" no. Blorbo from my BA. Blorbo from my major. Blorbo from my primary source document.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[demiboydemon]

Do you support intersex lesbians?

It really depends on what they’re doing I guess. If an intersex lesbian is painting a goose or something, I’d support her for sure. But if she’s drunk driving for example, I wouldn’t support that. So yeah, my support is really dependent on what she’s doing at the time