JJ

I am like a bean flicking Mother Teresa

[msslsworld]

A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means that a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB.

[fituring]

Now that’s a lot of information to swallow

[dragongirltitties]

how do I delete other people’s posts

[fireball-mudflap]

[incognitaco]

what the fuck

[blasianxbri]

LMFAOOOO.

[putabruja]

Always reblog lol

[retailavenger85]

Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)

[salemkittie]

YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT

[memewhore]

[lankthagod-deactivated20170422]

That ain’t no damn baby

[tarynel]

Wtf

[coochietoots-deactivated2016030]

Iono whatchu mean by work. This nigga been retired. He on his way out. Ol’ Benjamin Button lookin’ ass

[youngharlemnigga]

This baby got a a credit score of 730 right now

[youngharlemnigga]

This lil nigga came out and cut his own umbilical cord

[youngharlemnigga]

He drove himself home from the hospital, he stopped and got a happy meal on the way too!

[unregardless]

WTF!!!!!!

[ebonycelestial]

No shade but that baby needs to drive itself to the retirement home tf or at least go back into the womb and try again

[fuckyeahdementia]

[vaighspersonal-deactivated20160]

Why the hell does this captivate me.

[spazzeon-deactivated20181102]

Bats are weird

[spinningtunes-blog]

[chalapeach]

[colorfulcheshire]

You have to un-mute this.  You just don’t understand. 

[thebusinessofparamore]

From Paramore's official Twitter

[enemysong]

omg but look at them haha

[coopernius]

I don’t care what you’ve done in your life. I don’t care how many peace prizes you’ve won or how many people you nailed. I don’t care if you’ve won emmys, oscars, or globes. Nothing you have done or will do can compare to the Corgi Avengers.

[coopernius]

101 notes. In one day. The FUCK.

[kittens312-deactivated20150112]

BECAUSE CORGI AVENGERS DUH

[willyciraptor-blog]

thor’s canon expression

[slaughterhousefive]

Outside England ‘s Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, it’s parking fees were managed by a very pleasant attendant. The fees were £1.40 for cars and £7 for buses.

Then, one day, after 25 solid years of never missing a day of work, he just didn’t show up; so the Zoo Management called the City Council and asked it to send them another parking agent.

The Council did some research and replied that the parking lot was the Zoo’s own responsibility.

The Zoo advised the Council that the attendant was a City employee.

The City Council responded that the lot attendant had never been on the City payroll.

Meanwhile, sitting in his villa somewhere on the coast of Spain or France or Italy … is a man who’d apparently had a ticket machine installed completely on his own and then had simply begun to show up every day, commencing to collect and keep the parking fees, estimated at about £560 per day — for 25 years.

Assuming 7 days a week, this amounts to just over 7 million pounds … and no one even knows his name.

[jaderkinss]

Fucking brilliance

[isakeijser]

[parawhore07]

got  —  jon and ygritte

you’ll see a  hundred castles.

[lannisten]

[sherlockspeare]

[sunshine-and-hatred]

sHES TOO LITTLE TO EVEN DENT THE FREAKING EMPTY FRUIT LOOPS BOX BY SLEEPING ON TOP OF IT SHE IS 1 POUND OF PURE FLUFF JESUS CHRIST MY HEART CAN’T TAKE IT

[yupthatexists]

[aguasdelchavo]

I CANT EVEN NOT FUCK UP A SINGLE FOLD DOWN THE MIDDLE

[giantpandaphotos]

© Ne695.

[exai]

[tastefullyoffensive]

What Everything Looks Like to Dogs by Robert Brown for College Humor

[alversluisa]

[chanandler-muriel-bong]

‘