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despazito

musicians only Dark Millenials will remember:

cobra starship

neon trees

metro station

3OH3

taio cruz

owl city

far east movement

ne-yo

onerepublic

boys like girls

minijournals

you can do everything right and still feel sad at night

1995lahaine

it costs $0.00 to stop shipping siblings romantically

1995lahaine

disclaimer: this includes step-siblings, adoptive siblings, foster siblings, and non-siblings raised in a sibling environment! it truly is free, kids!

failureman-deactivated20181013

Feds: *busting down the door of my clandestine ketamine lab*

Me:

DON’T FUCKING SHOOT I’M A HORSE

maxknightley

“Call off the raid, boys, it’s just a horse.”

cervicks-deactivated20141013

not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties

thunder

parental-discretion-required

A reminder to those suffering:

you are allowed to feel what you’re feeling.

you don’t hurt anyone by crying, feeling down, distressed, anxious etc

You hurt others when you suppress your feelings and take it out on yourself through self harm, starvation, purging etc

you’re worth more than your pain

thetomska

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never seen someone provide a solid example with this tweet so here it is

objectgod

6.5.18

thebootydiaries

friend: f off stop punching me

me: its called platonic bdsm

zevranunderstander

you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99 is cop propaganda. nobody was saying that until one single person mentioned it and suddenly its the worst show you could watch because of one aspect of their show, while ignoring the shows diversity and political stances.

same happened to dream daddy, like you cant deny that that game was groundbreaking for the lgbt society, but suddlenly some people started shit like ‘uhhh but 5 years ago the game grumps made transphobic jokes’ and ‘you know that joesph is actually a satanist, right?’ and suddenly no one talked about the game anymore?

everytime someone tries their fucking best to be inclusive, diverse etc. people are digging through everything they can find just to justify that they dont like it? overwatch recently hosted a huge event to raise money for breast cancer research in association with the BCRF and without even doing one second of research people accused them of working with the susan g. komen foundation (which wasnt true) and tried to boycott a fucking charity event?

what im saying is, dont let tumblr ruin everything you love because they are bitter

I literally feel so alone even with my boyfriend in the same room as me. I feel so shitty about myself rn

gallusrostromegalus

Since my sister has publicly come out as Ace, let me tell you the best joke she made:

So, last November, I was driving to Denver with my sister, when she told me she identified as Asexual and felt that I should know. I think she was expecting me to ask a bunch of weird questions because she literally pulled out notes, but I got to be “Nah, it’s all good and I’m glad you feel safe enough to some out.” and since there wasn’t much more to say, we went back to swearing at the shitty drivers on I-25.

Two exits later, it occurred to me that I hadn’t actually seen my sister for a year prior and might have forgotten to come out to her when I was doing it last March. “Just to be clear- you know I’m Bi, right?”

“OH MY GOD.” she howls, making me almost plow into a pickup in surprise. “YOU’RE EITHER AND I’M NEITHER.”

I had to pull over I started laughing to hard.

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I bring this up because 1. She just publicly came out and 2. SHE MADE US MATCHING SHIRTS FOR THE NEXT PRIDE. I LOVE IT.

gallusrostromegalus

Quick reboggle because Update:

Sister has found herself an Ace Girlfriend and we’re all thrilled for her.

In the interest on Gender Inclusiveness we’ve decided to to change the banner to “All Or Nothing”

Mom went to FoCo pride this year with Bi/Pan/Ace/Queer swag and pamphlets and she had crying teenagers hug her because they were so fucking happy to have someone in their corner. So we’re doing it again next year, but with like, 500% more stuff because it ran out FAST.

Been shaking a lot of TERFs and pro-Aphobia blogs out of my followers this week and This is your Decidedly Unfriendly Reminder that if you see fit to harass anyone about their sexuality or gender you can meet me in the fucking pit.