Parker Does Parkour

Puck | 20 | They/Them | This is a little blog dedicated mostly to Twisted Wonderland and my OC’s. I might add some more of my special interests later on :)

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BOOK SEVEN!!!!

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The first years are hashtag haters

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i dont even know bro

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whatever, go my crackship

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Second day of school vibes

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-Book One Track Nine: Dreaming-

Titania took a deep breath, then reopened the door for Ace. He at least had the presence of mind to look sheepish as he followed her and Grim into the lounge. He took a seat on the least-dusty couch while she prepared tea for everyone. When she returned from the kitchen, Ace was surrounded by Alphonse, Bertholdt, and Clarence and she chuckled at the sheer relief on his face when he saw her again. 

“They’re our dormmates,” she explained. 

“No, they’re not!” Grim whined and the ghosts immediately left Ace alone to bother Grim instead. 

“Awwww, Grimmy,” Alphonse said.

“Are you still mad about this morning?” Bertholdt asked. 

“We said sorry,” Clarence said. 

Ace took a long sip of tea and sighed. “That’s the same collar Grim got stuck with at the opening ceremony, right?” she asked and he nodded. “What did you do?” 

Ace glared into his mug. “I ate a tart.”

Titania paused. 

“I think I misheard you–.”

“I had one bite!” Ace shouted. “One teeny tiny bite of a tart–which there were three of, by the way–cause I missed dinner since we were getting our asses kicked by a monster and the Housewarden saw me and accused me of stealing his tarts!”

He huffed and flopped his head dramatically into Titania’s lap. She tensed, but he didn’t seem to notice as he continued to whine about the collar. “It seals magic, you know? A mage without magic, he might as well have cut off my arms and legs!”

“Were they his tarts?” she eventually asked. 

Ace shrugged. 

“I think you both suck,” Grim said from his seat on the floor. 

“Furballs with rocks for brains don’t get an opinion.”

“If there were three tarts,” Titania started, “don’t you think they could have been for an event or something?”

“...Oh.”

“Yeah!” Grim said. “Like a birthday party!” He grinned and cackled to himself. “I’m so smart, a master of deduction…”

Ace pouted and curled in on himself, an awkward move since he was still splayed across Titania’s lap. The collar dug into her thigh but she tried not to let her discomfort show on her face. “If it’s for a party, then his anger makes sense, even if he’s being a little strict with the punishment.”

“Ugh, you’re not supposed to make good points, you’re supposed to agree with me about him being a total power freak,” Ace said.

Titania ran her fingers through his hair. “You should apologize to him tomorrow,” she mumbled. He pouted but sighed and finally relented.

“Don’t underestimate food grudges, Titania,” Grim interjected. Suddenly, his ears and tail shot up as if he’d just realized the answer to a great mystery. “Hey! I never got my tuna cans from the Headmage!”

…Or not.

“You’ll come with me tomorrow to apologize, right?” Ace asked, batting his eyelashes as if to endear Titania. She grabbed his nose in response and he squawked. “Hey, hey! I’m still nursing an injury there!”

“I’ll go with you,” she said as she released his nose. Ace humphed and sat up. 

“So, where should I sleep tonight?”

“Your dorm?”

“Rejected!”

“Every room but ours is a mess,” Grim said. “So if you want to sleep here, you better get a mop and bucket.”

“How about you sleep down here, and Titania and I will share the bed?” Ace asked. Grim threatened to roast him alive and Ace clung to Titania’s shoulders. “Your monster pet is bullying me!” he whined. “You’ll let me sleep in the bed with you, right? I won’t take up too much space, promise!”

Titania shoved him off of her with a hand to his face. 

“The couch is perfectly fine to sleep on, Trappola,” she said. 

He clicked his tongue. “Stingy. Fine, I guess I’ll sleep all by myself on this couch. Such a lonely existence for me.”

“Goodnight, Ace.”

Titania awoke to the sound of voices arguing in her lounge. She groaned and grabbed a misshapen pillow before throwing it over her head. One of the ghosts stuck his head into her room through the wall. “There’s another one.”

She managed to drag herself to the lounge once more, only to find Deuce standing in her foyer along with Ace. The two were arguing about Ace’s stupidity until Deuce noticed Titania. He gave her a smile. “Good morning, Prefect!”

“Get out of my dorm.”

Grim’s spirits were high as he strolled down the main street of campus, his magestone glittering in the morning light. Titania trailed behind him with Ace and Deuce on either side of her. Grim’s continuous bragging of his talent, skill, and overall greatness became background noise to the three first year’s conversation. 

“You made the skirt yourself?” Deuce asked. 

“My mother and I used to make a lot of our own clothes, so I’ve always liked to sew,” she explained and he nodded. 

“My mom’s like that too,” he said. “If any of our clothes get torn or roughed up, she’ll mend them herself instead of stressing about buying something new. It really goes a long way.”

“I do have to go back to the school store, today,” she added, remembering the deal she cut with Sam the day before. “So, please, don’t get into trouble again.”

Ace huffed and rolled his eyes. “It was Grim’s fault. Mostly.”

“You should probably apologize before classes start, or you’ll have trouble,” Deuce told Ace. 

He rolled his eyes. “Yeah, yeah, I know. Still sucks, though.”

“Let’s go too, hench-human!” Grim said. “I want to check out the other dorms, and watch Ace grovel.”

“This ain’t a show, furball!”

Titania followed Ace and Deuce towards the Hall of Mirrors. It was a large, dome-shaped room with seven archways cut into the wall. Inside each archway was a mirror, though the intricately designed frames differed between each one. She studied them curiously, as Deuce explained how they worked.

“Each dorm is located inside its own pocket dimension. The mirrors are portals, kind of like the Dark Mirror but not as grand. The Dark Mirror can teleport you to anywhere in Twisted Wonderland after all–.”

“Alright, nerd, we get it,” Ace cut it. Deuce shoved him. 

“Shut up! At least I’m trying to be helpful.”

Titania idly wondered what she should cook for dinner tonight. 

Together, the four of them stepped into the mirror and, after a bit of disorienting bright light, found themselves in front of an impressive building. It reminded Titania of the castles from her homeland, but this one in particular was very… red. Red paint, red flags, and red rose bushes in the shape of hearts lined the walkway up to the entrance. 

“This place is incredible!” Grim exclaimed. Stars glittered in his eyes as he took in the sights of Heartslabyul dorm. “It’s way different from our dorm.”

“Our dorm is still a work in progress,” Titania said. She wondered if Sam’s shop had building materials; she’ll probably end up making repairs to the building with no help from the Headmage. 

Suddenly, a boy with orange hair dashed past the group and towards a rose maze. He muttered to himself about painting roses. Curious, Titania followed him. He wasn’t hard to locate, standing just inside the entrance to the rose maze and waving his magic pen around. Around him, the beautiful white roses changed to a vibrant red shade. “Almost missed that one, that would have been bad. If there’s even one white rose left, it’ll be off with my head!”

The orange-haired boy looked up and finally acknowledged his onlookers. “Do you guys need something?” he asked. 

“What are you doing?” Ace asked. 

The boy gestured to the rose maze. “I’m painting the roses red, duh.”

“How come?” Deuce asked and the boy suddenly burst into laughter.

“What a classic first-year question,” he said with a smile. Then, he squinted at them before his face lit up with recognition. “Wait! Aren’t you three the first years who busted up that magic chandelier in the cafeteria yesterday?”

“Our reputation precedes us,” Titania sighed. Ace shook his head. 

“We’re going to be hearing about that chandelier until the day we graduate,” he grumbled. 

“What great luck!” the boy said before pulling something from his pocket. A cell phone, Titania recognized, after having been briefed on this world’s basic technology by Crowley and later Ace yesterday. He waved the phone around as he grinned. “Let’s take a selfie, okay?”

He crowded them together until Titania was awkwardly squished between Ace and Deuce, with Grim perched on her shoulder. The boy crouched in the corner of the frame, holding his phone up and away from them. Once he took the picture, he began to type away at the screen. “Can I post this on Magicam? Tell me your names, and I’ll tag you, too.”

“Deuce Spade.”

“Ace.”

“Grim and my hench-human.”

“What is a magic-cam?”

“Annnnnnd, posted!” the boy said. “I’m Cater Diamond, by the way. I’m a third year at Heartslabyul, nice to metcha~”

Titania nodded at him. “Nice to meet you.” 

“Oh, I know you!” Cater’s eyes lit up. “You’re the one everyone’s talking about, the new Prefect for Ramshackle. I’m surprised anyone would be willing to live there, it’s so dark and creepy and not suited for Magicam at all. You have my sympathy.”

“Thanks?”

“Man, this guy doesn’t know when to shut his mouth, huh?” Grim said. 

“What am I doing? I don’t have time to stand around and talk!” Cater said, once more returning his attention to the rose bushes. “The party is tomorrow and if I don’t get these roses painted in time, I’ll lose my head. Since you guys are here, do you mind helping?” He flashed the group a big smile and Titania felt a shiver go down her spine.

“Why are you even painting the roses in the first place?”

Cater shrugged. “Red roses are more photogenic, I think?”

“You mean, you don’t even know why either?”

“I’ve also got to color the flamingos for the croquet game, so I’m extra busy,” Cater sighed. Grim squinted at him. 

“Your chores are so weird…” he grumbled. 

“So, does that mean the tart Ace stole was for the Housewarden’s birthday party?” Deuce asked. “No wonder he was so mad.”

“No, not the Housewarden,” Cater said and Ace’s annoyance grew. 

“Huh!? Then whose birthday is it?”

Cater laughed and shook his head. “It’s no one’s birthday. Tomorrow, we’re having our traditional Unbirthday Party. The Housewarden picks a day that isn’t anyone’s birthday and we have a big tea party!”

Ace wrinkled his nose. “Why?”

“Stop worrying about the why,” Cater said. “We have to paint these roses red. Deuce and Grim can use magic to change the colors but Ace and Prefect will have to do it the old fashioned way.” He gestured to a collection of paint cans full of red paint and paintbrushes strewn half-hazardly around the lawn. Titania sighed. 

“We can really use magic to change the color of roses?” Deuce asked in shock. 

Grim mumbled, “I’ve never done anything like that before.” Despite Deuce and Grim’s clear uncertainty, Cater still smiled. He gave Deuce’s shoulder a strong pat and scratched behind Grim’s ear. 

“Don’t worry, don’t worry,” he said. “We’ll figure it out. But, we have to hurry or it will definitely be off with our heads!”

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Memes and Misc. Things

Gettin' the Band Back Together ft. Titania, Crowley, Crewel, and Sam

Old Enough to Catch These Hands ft. Titania and Ace

Flying ft. Titania and Grim

First Day of School ft. Titania, Ace, Deuce, and Grim

Shooters Shoot ft. Titania, Miri, and Ernesto

Fortnite ft. Titania, Ace, and Deuce

Cryptid Problem ft. Olive

Please Ask Me to Kill for You ft. Sam and Shavonne

White Baby ft. Titania, Lavinia, and Portia

Rainy Day ft. Titania and Theseus

Promise You Won't Be Mad :( ft. Clarisse, Shirin, and Briar Belle

False Prophet ft. Naia

Heartshackle Groupchat ft. Ace, Deuce, and Titania

Autistic Flirting ft. Riddle and Wren

Worst Confession Ever ft. Ace and Audrey

Banana Bread ft. The Gorls

Hydrogen Bomb versus Coughing Baby ft. The First Years

Pool Hopping ft. Silver and Clarisse

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tfw you and your cousin are both twisted from the same Disney princess but turned out very differently

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they’re cousins don’t worry about it

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“AGH!” the voice from earlier screamed and she jumped, falling back down as some kind of gray cat creature came face to face with her. “Why are you awake?” he asked. He sounded offended and she shot back,

“Why are you talking?” She finally managed to get to her feet and brushed dirt off from clothes she certainly did not remember wearing or even owning. “Cat’s don’t talk!”

The cat (though he might not actually be a cat considering his ears were made of fire) glared at her, and stood up onto his hind legs. “Just who are you calling a cat?” Titania pressed her hands over her ears. 

“Stop talking! Stop talking!” she pleaded. “Lalalalala this isn’t happening right now. This is just some crazy dream or something–.”

“Don’t ignore the Great Grim when he talks to you!” the cat shouted. He lunged at her feet and she danced around him, nearly stumbling into a giant floating mirror that she did not have time to process right now. “And give me that uniform, or else I’ll roast you alive!”

(Track 1: Internet Killed the Rockstar)

“You guys seriously don’t know the Queen of Hearts?” a voice cut in. A boy in the school’s uniform smiled at them and nodded at the so-called Queen of Hearts. Titania noticed he also wore a heart, a red one drawn onto his cheek, which was certainly a choice. She kept quiet, though, since he was a stranger and scooped Grim into her arms just in case. 

“Is she important or something?” Grim asked. 

“She was a powerful queen who ruled over a land of madness,” the student explained. “She valued rules above all else, and if you disobeyed her, then it was off with your head!” He laughed and, in her arms, Grim shivered. 

“Sounds terrifying,” he said.

(Track 5: So What)

“So, the four of you worked together to defeat the monster in order to bring back a magestone?” 

“Well, I wouldn’t say we worked together…” Ace said.

“It was my idea,” Titania said. 

“Our goals just aligned for the moment,” Deuce said. 

Suddenly, Crowley covered his face with his hands and sobbed loudly. 

“Hey, what the fuck?”

“Why is a grown man bursting into tears?” Grim asked. Titania placed her hand over his eyes. 

“Don’t look, boss. This is too terrifying.” 

“In all my years as Headmage,” Crowley cried, “I never thought I’d see the day my students would face an enemy together, hand-in-hand!”

“I did NOT hold Ace’s hand!” Deuce shouted and Titania fought the urge to make a face. 

“That is definitely not what he said,” she sighed.

(Track 7: Candy)

I made pictures to go alongside my main story rewrite like a light novel lol

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Inspired by @anhniedraw

The reason Titania ranks lower than Sebek is cause she’s no longer a harbinger of doom and I do think Sebek would bite someone for disrespecting Malleus

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grimmy grimmy

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* in a gru voice * all gorl mage school

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Making an entire girl’s mage school like my betters before me

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Crowley’s new money scheme is to sell photocards of the public’s favorite students. Grim didn’t get one cause he didn’t make his bed and Titania grounded him…….

I drew Titania, the background, and her autograph/grim in procreate and the text and flowers were added using free elements from canva

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The gears are turning….. how fast and which way are irrelevant

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Riddle tutoring Deuce