[kaijuno]

Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

[progrocksterone-deactivated2026]

[bonni]

elon musk reinvents the lobotomy

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

Babe wake up, lobotomy 2 just dropped

[hyaskus]

Give me a gun and Autism will solve Elon Musk

[fantastic-car-mods-daily]

it’s not even a van though……………………….

[shingojira]

poopvan is a mindset

[cry-in-the-shower]

[feral-prairiewitch]

[pomeranian2]

[powerburial]

[mansons-horror-queen]

The Addams Family // New Neighbors Meet the Addams Family

[the-gayest-dovah]

IS SHE VAPING WITH HER PUSSY?!?!

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if penny wide was in the sewer i would simply not go down there

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

rip to georgie but i’m different

[beggars-opera]

Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around

[grandrehan]

[tuesdaey]

Clowns is one of my favorite things. Not only that, but honks sound amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough in my brain to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, funny, loud honks of clown in my ears. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with peanuts all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, clown wig all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your clown energy out the tip of your red nose….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

[100percentpurhoney]

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

[epicghostdragon]

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

What the FUCK are you talking about

[eclecticblkgirl]

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

[magicalgirlpropaganda]

What

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

[frenchynilla]

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

[omgimsuchadork]

MOTOR OIL??????

[radioactive-tempest]

[the-alethiometer]

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[shingojira]

[ricecakkke]

[theatsthetic]

[g0thcats]

i want to be a cat. jobless. educationless. useless. there to be pretty and soft

[6balls]

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

plague doctors suiting up cuz another diseased bitch need some leeches on ha stomach

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

plague doctor watching the patient croak anyways cuz them leeches n bibles verses ain’t did shit

[lunaeregia]

vee PLEASE go to sleep

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

medieval thot getting hired as a plague doctor cuz he could read n all his family lived until 35

[batmanego]

if she’s ur girl why is she attaching a radio collar to me to see how i migrate and behave

[trollitics]

[classicalmonoblogue]

Apparently the dude who runs the crematorium is just fundamentally confused about how advertising works. He actually thought that the way you made an ad was you found a picture that got people’s attention … and then also included information about your company. He was genuinely surprised and baffled when people thought there was any relationship between the (independently nonsensical) captioned image and his cremation business. There were two more ads in the series that are equally, just… so much…

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[cornerof5thandvermouth]

this is somehow incredibly effective tbh

[memix]

Petition for all advertisements to be shitposts from now on

[dreadianz]

isn’t rick and morty that thing you get when you die and your body gets all stiff

[mostlydeadcowboy]