Par-o-1-dy

Parodies of some One Direction fandom posts

[genuineconspiracy]

Good people can experience addiction. Good people can be mentally ill. Addiction and mental illness both can, and often do, cause those same people to harm others. They do harm that they would not do if they were well. Hurting others does not make you a bad person. What matters is whether they choose to make amends when, and if, they become well. Not everyone survives long enough to do that. It does not make them bad.

[paro1dy]

He had four years to make amends to Maya Henry and showed zero signs of remorse. Instead he was harassing her on social media.

[paro1dy]

[so-idialed-9]

Louis choosing to share photos of him in the "queer wonderland" Scissors tent IN HIS IG from Glastonbury has me very emotional tbh 😭

It has talks and workshops about queer vulnerability and other topics, hair salon, beer garden with pool table, secret nightclub, and DJs. It also includes framed photos of queer icons ✨️ and if this isn't all the most Louis Tomlinson RBB/SBB shit I've ever heard....

I see Elton, anyone recognize these other icons?

"A new queer venue for the park, Glastonbury Festival 2024" and here is Louis and his rainbow 🌈 outfit going to the Park

Hustlers and Mermaids - I need someone to write a fanfiction with this title please

IG photos from Louis

TikTok tour of Scissors

Daily Mail article

[paro1dy]

😆😆😆 You Larries will still be clowning when you're 80 years old. Louis is a typical heterosexual chav doing typical heterosexual chav things - like being drunk 24/7 at Glastonbury and finding somewhere to play pool. He didn't even notice the queer pictures.

[ferociousxdevotion]

couldn't help myself since he's TOO DAMN CUTE! King of Glastonbury even though he didn't sing a single note 🤣🥰

[paro1dy]

He looks 50

[paro1dy]

"So can we all agree on that this was a set up pap situation? Ordered and paid for by their team? Where the pap was told the time and the place and what pics he should take?"

So ALarryFreak genuinely thinks that a pap would travel all the way from the UK to Tokyo for a photoshoot and be happy with photos that don't even show Taylor Russell's face. Such a fucking idiot. The photos either have other people in the frame or are of their backs. No publication has bought them.

[zot3-flopped]

How the hell is this proof that it's PR? They're walking along Spaniards Road because they are/were dating the same man, a man who has lived in a house on that street since 2012.

[zot3-flopped]

Louis is able to go to music festivals, clubs, and bars and he’s just fine but suddenly he needs multiple bodyguards for an airport? I don’t buy it. Especially when they have safety protocols for celebrities if needed. Louis surrounded himself with security so he can look famous. He knew everyone was going to look at him to figure out who he is and that’s exactly what happened.

'Louis surrounded himself with security so he can look famous.'

Nailed it.

[zot3-flopped]

Liam wiped his Instagram again and posted two photos which showcase his jaw implants.

When you follow the link this pops up:

[zot3-flopped]

Phoebe did question whether or not to post her daughter on the internet and decided to do it DESPITE all the risks. She actively steps over hers daughter’s right to decide when and what to post about herself. She actively accepts the high risk that countless pedophiles will now stalk her account daily and abuse the baby pictures by using them for sexual content on certain websites. That’s like next level of ignorance because she knows how irresponsible and dangerous that is and she still went for it. Usually, when I see young mommy bloggers posting their babies I like to assume they just don’t know any better and just need to get educated. But no, she knows exactly what she’s doing. I can’t understand how one could possibly come to the conclusion that posting your baby on the internet is somehow okay especially after you spent time actively thinking about it for longer than a minute. It’s so clear that it’s so not okay.

Absolutely. It's one thing to post a mid range photo of your child in a group setting but Phoebe and Daisy post HQ close ups of the poor child and have people commenting on her peeling skin and other physical characteristics.

Phoebe wrote 'I can't not show her off' as if the baby were a new Prada handbag. Just another status symbol. She's grossly shallow and irresponsible.

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Louis Sloblinson in possibly his most hideous outfit yet. He completely forgot the lyrics to Where Do Broken Hearts Go and had to stop the song to consult a piece of paper. Festival crowds won't tolerate this kind of sloppiness.

[zot3-flopped]

Basically confessing to being a cokehead.

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Concrete proof that he doesn't bother seeing Clifford, the dog he bought himself in LA in 2016. What despicable negligence.

[zot3-flopped]

https://www.tumblr.com/zot3-flopped/739235585080836096/taylor-papped-yet-again-and-shes-wearing-hideous

I enjoy some of Taylor’s music but she has become insufferable with the need for attention and constantly playing the victim and misogyny card while being a mean girl behind the scenes. I definitely believe this 34 year old woman still has the mind of a teenager. Wishing she would decide to take a few years break again but I doubt it. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Unlikely. At some point fairly soon she'll release Rep TV and then in November probably TS11. Side A: Joe Alwyn is An Evil Fucker. Side B: Travis My Hero

[zot3-flopped]

Eleanor and Jimmy looking incredible on vacation in Tulum, Mexico.

[niamflopped]

"Louis speaks Polari"

I see this theory is doing the rounds again on @dogsliampaynedoesntinstagram and @tomlinsondiscussion.

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The only evidence they have of this is Louis’ comment on this Polari post back in 2017. He wrote 'Alreeeeet chavvy.'

'Alreeeet' isn't Polari, it means 'alright' in northern English slang. 'Chavvy' means 'child' in Polari which makes no sense in the context, but Louis has called himself a chav plenty of times and he means it in the British slang sense of being a working class guy who dresses in a very casual way.

So no, Louis does not 'speak Polari' and I doubt he even knows that it's a Romani language adopted by the lgbt community. He was commenting on the fact that the hoodie and pose made him look like a chav.

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That alarrytale blog goes into another dimension of obsession and delusion. She goes on and on about unbreakable contracts reaching into infinity, without ever pausing to think what a contract is. A contract is only of any use to either side if there are consequences in law if it is broken without agreement.

Does she honestly think a large corporation could take someone to court on the basis that ‘ We want these gay people to appear straight and will thwart their careers if they admit to not being straight or to being in a relationship with each other. ‘ You can’t legally enforce a contract that is against the law, that is a nonsense. Presumably these early yet lingering ‘ contracts’ that she is so sure of were written in the UK - under the UK Equality Act 2010 you cannot discriminate on the basis of sexual orientation including heterosexuality . Can’t see it flying in the US system either.

Business and employment contacts can include behaviour clauses, such as those causing the company to be brought into disrepute, but these are for gross misconduct, illegal acts, extreme behaviour safety and safeguarding, inability or reluctance to perform.

There are certainly going to be expectations from management that performers abide by in their early days and then chafe against and that is what causes a lot of band breakups or change of management - but the idea that very wealthy adult men are still under some extreme micro control about their personal life is bizarre. Maybe she is getting mixed up with the very different subject of recording and music publishing rights.

And the babygate nonsense about a corporation knowingly planning and involving a child in some kind of paternity fraud - as if the corporate lawyers would let even a sniff of that pass.

100%. All corporate contracts are run past lawyers and anything to do with suppression of sexuality would be thrown out.

[zot3-flopped]

God Louis looks AWFUL in that Tik Tok where he's wearing the white wife-beater and is being fondled by the fans. Easily looks 5-10 years older than he actually is.

Are they really that delusional to think he looks the same as he did in 2012? They truly are in love with that crystalized image of him from the time 1D first broke in America.

The average Louie is only 15 years old, but as soon as Eleanor ditched him Louis the pervert decided it was fine to get his sexual kicks from his fans. If Harry did that there would be hundreds of articles calling him out for being a pedophile.

If Louis is so desperate for sex, he should hire an escort. For a few thousand pounds he could specify age, height, build and even hair and eye colour, and find an Eleanor lookalike.