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My pronouns are she/nanigans

[parrish-the-thot]

Thinking about Marley finding out Jane is a man because one time Ilya shows back up to their room or locker room in different underwear then he left in, which isn’t necessarily odd because- well- it’s Roz

But they clearly aren’t straight from the package crispy and new Hanes Ilya sometimes after a forgetting them at a hookups house or bar bathroom, nor are they the usual brand Ilya gets, instead these are dark blue Calvin Kline briefs that have definitely seen some wear and tear

Marly is connecting the dots on this one

[musicallychaos]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Shane Hollander/Ilya Rozanov Characters: Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov Additional Tags: Between Book 2: Heated Rivalry and Book 6: The Long Game (Game Changers), Porn with Feelings, it’s mostly feelings, Ilya Rozanov Loves Shane Hollander, Kink Negotiation, Some Bad BDSM Etiquette, Safeword Use, it’s sweet and everyone’s okay I promise, Consent King Ilya Rozanov, Soft Dom Ilya Rozanov, Body Worship, Praise Kink, Shane Hollander Has a Praise Kink, Shane Hollander’s Freckles, extensive use of space metaphors Summary:

Ilya asks himself how he learned to look at the stars. Someone has been there to turn them into something he can hold: Alexei when they were children, hands flying around and talking loudly enough to earn a deadly glare from the librarian as he flipped the pages; and now Shane, voice barely above a whisper, sitting with Ilya’s back pressed against his chest, taking Ilya’s hand in his to point up at the constellations. Ilya learned how to hold the stars. He can do it again. He knows, rationally, that Shane is finite, and he plans to prove it to himself.

Ilya is completely overwhelmed by Shane’s freckles. He decides the best solution to this is to carefully count each individual one.

Huge thanks to @parrish-the-thot and @pandorasboombox

[parrish-the-thot]

So pleased I was asked to beta read this for @musicallychaos <3 it’s a sweet little hollanov fic for those who loves Shane’s freckles as much as Ilya does <3

[parrish-the-thot]

Once hollanov gets outed people on the internet are gobsmacked- not necessarily by them being queer- but by party boy club rat Ilya Rozanov being into bed by 8pm Shane Hollander

Lots of jokes and speculation about the relationship like Ilya having to give up his cool life for bland Canadian guy who never heard of anything but missionary or even perhaps Shane having to become a super freak to keep roz around

Shane is kinda annoyed by it but it’s a better reaction than he was expecting.

Ilya tho….ilya is outraged by the people saying Shane being boring is bad and cracking jokes about it and In a drunken outrage posts something like ‘my sexy husband wears the sleepy time tea bear pajamas to bed and it’s so hot it makes my dick explode’ and other horny posts which immediately goes viral until Harris logs in and takes them down but screen shots have already been taken

Shane does an ad campaign and sponsorship with a cozy pajama company a few months later

[parrish-the-thot]

Thinking about a blurry photo of Ilya with someone at a club and no one can see who exactly who the person is but it’s clearly a man

Nothing is outright queer about it but it does seem to have a vibe which causes a lot of discourse online about Ilya possibly being queer

Ilya deciding to take control over the situation by posting a TikTok/vine/musically/instagram oh him and the rest of his team to the Gay or European song bit from the legally blonde musical

[parrish-the-thot]

Thinking about that fic where Shane and Ilya are outed as friends and do like a friends press tour and during an interview it offhandedly gets mentioned Ilya has taught Shane a little Russian and the interviewer asks Shane to share some of his Russian phrases. As soon as Shane starts talking Ilya has an oh shit moment of realizing Shane only knows horny sex commands Ilya says to him and immediately cuts Shane off like haha Shane don’t you’ll ruin your image by saying all those Russian pick up lines/curses haha

The internet translates what Shane said so far and is like wow Shane is a sex freak good for him while others are like hmm hollanov crumbs

[parrish-the-thot]

Check out the fit

making him a band tshirt collection to match mine…had to start off with Ricky Montgomery

[parrish-the-thot]

Thinking about how build a bear does little outfits inspired by sports teams

Thinking about build a bear x MHL and they make metros and raiders outfits for the bears

People are out there making Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov inspired bears

The raiders jokingly make a Shane Hollanbear for Ilya as a little joke

Ilya going ha ha but also very much loving this Shane Hollander bear and takes it home with him

Buying it more clothes to look like ‘casual hookup Shane’

Ilya finding out you can add voices to the bears and trying to subtly find a way to get a recording of Shane saying ‘fuck you rozanov’ and ‘you are so annoying’ for the bear

[parrish-the-thot]

Imaging Ilya bragging about getting sexy pictures from ‘Jane’ and how hot she is but never showing the other guys pics

Marley just trying to be silly and tease his bro takes Ilya phone to find the so called sexy/cute pictures of Jane

Marley seeing was is most definitely cock and balls and some guys way stretched out hole

Marley silently sliding the phone back into Ilya bag and tells no one

[parrish-the-thot]

Inspired by a variety of reblogs on this: Marley realizing he has to become a better lgbt ally to support his best bud

Ilya uses she/her pronouns when talking about Jane, talking about her tits and ass and how wet she always is for Ilya but Marley saw the nudes and they just- they weren’t what he thought he was going to see based off roz’s description which is fine

If Russias own Ilya Rozanov can have a trans girlfriend and be super cool about it Marley can show up and be an ally cuz maybe that’s why Ilya hasn’t introduced her to the team yet even tho they have been together for years

Queue Cliff Marlow doing research on how he should act or subtle ways to let roz know he is so cool and chill with the gays, saying they should try out different bars and clubs that end up being queer clubs trying to say I’m cool with you and your trans?queer? Girlfriend bring her around but also he can’t say he knows about Jane and her whole thing because how would Cliff say that without bringing up the nudes thing?? So he is just like ‘yeah…gay people are cool! Super cool! And it must be so hard ya know? Also those transgender people are cool also….’

Ilya just thinks marlow is trying to come out

[parrish-the-thot]

Do you think Ilya junk journals?

Do you think to compensate for not being allowed pictures of him and Shane together he starts hoarding little things from the time they do get together? Starting by Keeping hotel key cards and it turns into coffee sleeves and napkins and receipts from restaurants they ordered delivery from, maybe some pictures evenly find their way in there but nothing with either of them in it

All of it just in a box under Ilyas bed he pulls out when he missed Shane and wishes things could be different. The items only finding their way into a journal when Svetlana finds the box one day and tries to throw it away and Ilya jumps and rips it out of her hands. She realizes it’s much more then just a box of of stuff don’t worry about it and ends up showing Ilya the journaling videos

Now all the items are in a little scrapbook with small notes Ilya privately added after Svetlana left, penciling in memories and stories attached to the items

[parrish-the-thot]

Has anyone seen that animated clip of Rocky introducing Grace to Adrian and Adrian asks how old Grace is and Grace goes ‘oh I’m 34’ and Adrian just menacing shocked rock face at Rocky ‘Rocky is pebblephile, question ?’ And Rocky panic arm waves no

[parrish-the-thot]

Imaging Ilya bragging about getting sexy pictures from ‘Jane’ and how hot she is but never showing the other guys pics

Marley just trying to be silly and tease his bro takes Ilya phone to find the so called sexy/cute pictures of Jane

Marley seeing was is most definitely cock and balls and some guys way stretched out hole

Marley silently sliding the phone back into Ilya bag and tells no one

[parrish-the-thot]

Rocky would not be into finding out about human sleep walking, and less into seeing it happen to Grace

[parrish-the-thot]

Something about Scott clocking Shane as a little baby gay and also knowing is bisexual and just trying to to set them up as the I my other queer guys he personally knows and also they are so health conscious yoga ‘this isn’t part of my diet’ guys that Scott figured they would hit it off great

And they do! They both talk about their diets and heath trends and exercises they both enjoy but it’s in such a buddy bro way. They both realize they are into kinda sassy horny blonde guys and get to commiserate on that as well being the only pathetic queers the other knows.

Ilya does not know it’s in a friend way. Ilya sees his most favorite boring guy talking to Scott hunters even more boring friend and their are pictures of each other on social media and Ilya is freaking out that Shane wants someone more health conscious and can fold themselves up like a pretzel

Que Ilya starting his own health/fitness kick to become what he believes in Shane’s new type

[parrish-the-thot]

Love love love hollanov early marriage because ilya or both of them get outed and they don’t want Ilya to get fired and sent back to Russia

BUT

Love love love Ilya getting outed and Shane being like ‘I will do something much crazier and shocking to take the heat off Ilya’ and it WORKS

[parrish-the-thot]

Today’s wordle is very Dennis coded to me

[parrish-the-thot]

Since we are halfway through the year I decided to showcase the books I’ve read so far

Tramps Like Us, Joe Westmoreland, Two Rogues, Make a Right, Cat Sebastian , Role Model, Rachel Reid, Rescued By an Alien Rogue, Rae Laniley, A Rare Find, Joanna Lowell, Never Ever Getting Back Together, Sophia Gonzales, Like in Love With You, Emma R. Alban, The Ride of Her Life, Jennifer Dugan, Cleat Cute, Meryl Wilsner, Dream On, Romona Riley, Ashley Herring Blake, Common Goal, Rachel Reid, Book Boyfriend, Emily Wibberley & Austin Siegemund-Broka, The Gentleman’s Book of Vices, Jess Everlee, The Perks of Loving a Wallflower, Erica Ridley , The Foxhole Court, Nora Sakavic, A Lady for All Seasons, TJ Alexander, After Hours at Dooryard Books, Cat Sebastian, We Could be Heroes, Phillip Ellis, Tommy Cabot Was Here, Cat Sebastian, Count Your Lucky Stars, Alexandria Bellefleur, How To Fake it in Society, KJ Charles, Star Shipped, Cat Sebastian, Thirty Love, Tom Vellner, Motor City Love Song, Lisa Peers, Backhanded Compliments, Katie Chandler, A Nobleman’s Guide to Seducing a Scoundrel, KJ Charles, The Magpie Lord, KJ Charles, You Should Be So Lucky, Cat Sebastian, We Could Be So Good, Cat Sebastian, Never Been Kissed, Timothy Janovsky, A Gentleman Never Keeps Score, Cat Sebastian, Get Over it , April Evan’s, Ashley Herring Blake, The Build-a-boyfriend Project, Mason Deaver, The Shots you Take, Rachel Reid

[lexicanons]

Post TLG, Shane has a rare completely off night. He was awful and he knows it. When they get back to the locker room after the loss, Shane goes to apologize to the team. Before he can start, the team just pushes him out of the way and surrounds Ilya. They’re like “Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? What’s your problem?” and Ilya is so confused as to why they’re upset with him because he played well despite losing. Someone is like “Cap, it’s your job to put out and you clearly haven’t been and that’s why Shane is playing like shit, so why are you not giving it up?”. Someone else explains that they figured out a while ago that Shane plays like a God when he’s getting laid regularly, and goes back to being a normal human when not, so they need to know why Ilya isn’t bending over and giving it up. They start assuming that something is medically wrong and Bood is like “Well if Ilya can’t take it then someone on the team has to step up” and Luca is immediately like “I’ll let Shane fuck me…I mean for the sake of team and everything…if I must…I’m not actually eager or anything…like I haven’t thought about this at all…ever!” Ilya starts yelling at the team, telling them that everything is fine, but they yell back and now everyone is arguing. Meanwhile, Shane is very amused by the fact that the team thinks he’s the top.